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Hide Your Porn: Alternate Scene

It was a dark night. Twilight was feeling better though, now that she was in bed with Shining Armor. She scooched a bit closer to her and wrapped her forelegs around his waist. She opened her mouth to speak, just soft enough so she wouldn't startle him.

"Big Brother? Can I have a glass of water?"

"Of course, let me go get it for you." Shining Armor spoke in a soft, sleepy voice.

Shining climbed out of the bed, letting in a bit of cold air, which made Twilight shiver. Twilight watched Shining slowly leave the room, he was obviously tired.

Twilight was having a sleepover in Shining Armor's room. Twily had been coping with a mortal fear of the dark, so she needed some comfort. Unfortunately, Shining had left the room for a moment to go get Twilight a drink, so Twilight was alone. The dark was watching, and it scared Twilight. Twilight decided to hide under the bed.

Under the bed, Twilight felt much safer. The covers draped down over the edges, making a one-way curtain so the darkness couldn't get through. Twilight noticed that there was a lot of stuff under Shining's bed. Twilight pushed some stuff aside to make room for her tiny body, but when she did, she uncovered something...odd. A pink and purple, lace trim book.
Shining has never hidden anything from Twilight, so Twilight figured it would be okay to check out this book. She opened it up, giving her eyes some time to adjust. Twily was thankful to see it was a picture book (She wasn't very good with reading yet.). After her eyes adjusted, she could see pictures of Shining.

Twilight didn't understand why Shining had posed himself like that in these pictures, and became a bit upset when she could see Shining's "private area" because it's private, y'know? Twilight made a face as she tried to understand what was going on. She flipped the pages to find images more and more upsetting. In the latter pages of the book, Shining had put something inside his butt. Twilight wasn't sure what Shining was doing, but he was getting very sweaty, and very.

Twily heard Shining come back, calling out softly for Twilight.

"Twilight?"

Twilight emerged from beneath the bed, making a bit of a pouty face.

"Is everything alright Twilight? Why were you-" Shining stopped when she saw what was clutched in Twilight's forehooves, a pink and purple, lacey book.

"Umm... Twilight," Shining began, "Did you read that book?"

Twilight nodded, frowning

"Balls."

The End?