Big Macintosh's Big Fat Wedding

Big Macintosh's Big Fat Wedding

by neorenamon

Big Macintosh watched as Gold Talon and his attendants walked away from the table.  He was still waiting for his sweet Jifar to return as well as the delivery for the gold coin he was to collect later on.  Something told him that Gold Talon was an exceedingly dangerous character, and most likely would have avoided him at all costs if they met under other circumstances.

"Something to drink, Sir Macintosh?" asked a nude pony mare over his shoulder.

"Yes ma'am," he said as he looked back, "Tea please.  One lump if'n ya don't mind."  She had a pink hide similar to Pinkie Pie, but with a broader nose and thicker lips.  As she leaned forward towards his ear, he noticed that her good sized breasts had sagged somewhat leaving her nipples to point at the floor.  He glanced at her flank and noticed her cutie mark was a martini glass with seven bubbles coming from it.

"Hot tea or ice tea?"

"Surprise meh, sugar-cube."

So she pressed her boobs in his face.  That surprised him alright.

"Ah... make it ice tea."

"You want milk or cream with that?" she purred in his ear.

"No thanks," he replied nervously, "Ah'm good."

She stood and smiled as he offered her one of his spare gold bits.  As she leaned down again, she bit the bit in her teeth, turned and strutted away as her flanks waved behind her.

"Ah wonder if'n sweetums would mind meh comin here more often," he said softly as he wiped his brow.

While waiting for his tea, another nude griffoniness strut out to hand him his receipt for the gold he won during his game.  He knew enough about numbers from school that he was indeed staring at a really big number.  After she kissed him on the cheek, he gave her a gold bit tip of her own.  In the meantime, most of the others from the same table had wandered away to pursue other interests, such as gawking at all the naked female flesh along the various stages around them.

As he listened, a pair of keythongs wandered by as one said to the other, "I've heard that Auric Gold Talon is going to buy up all the domestic ale production.  I'd swear he's not going to rest until he own all of the Griffon Kingdom."

"He's biting off more than he can swallow, if you ask me," replied the other.

"But still I've heard he's *very ruthless and totally dangerous*," said the first, "Not the kind of keythong I'd cross."

"You and me both."

They continued talking as they left his hearing range.  Then somepony slipped up behind him, placing one of her huge boobs over each of his shoulders even as she set the cup of tea in front of him.  "Enjoying the show?" she purred into his ear.  Judging by the feathers against the back of his head, he figured it had to be one of the Griffoninesses.

"It's... delightful," he replied as he sipped the tea and tried to ignore her tits.

"Well then," she replied, "one of the performers from the pony side of the back room asked me to relay a message to you.  That the one called 'Jifar' was going to be waiting for you in your room... for some kind of private performance.  You lucky dog."

He wondered what she might have been talking about, because no one mentioned a room before.  But then she dropped a key with a silver numbered tag on it right onto his crotch, so that answered that.

"I noticed that she must be the new giraffe," she cooed, "and I must admit she has the kind of body I'd love to... eat up.  But I also noticed a few mares and dogs left right after her with some... stuff.  Maybe you're in for an orgy, no?"

He slammed down his drink and stood so fast, he almost slapped the poor lass with her own boobs.

"Sorry, sugar-cube," he said quickly, "Gotta go.  Sweetums ain't tha patient sort."

He glanced back to notice she had to grab her own breasts to stop them from waving around.  Slipping a few gold bits from his pocket, he tossed them onto the table as he ran.  He moved just slow enough not to bulldoze anyone who got in his way, but they knew he was coming through.  But he had to stop cold a few times not to knock trays from the hands of the naked wait staff.  While he noticed that some were the same bitches, griffoninesses and mares that were performing on stage, many of them just weren't pretty enough to risk spoiling the tips.  He figured that they must only work for tips from the floor.

Once outside, he glanced at the tag.  It read '666', so he figured it had to be the 66th room of the 6th floor.  He realized it was on the floor below the 'spare suite' that Gold Talon told him about.  He dashed to 'the little magic room that went up and down', as he liked to call it, and stepped in as soon as it opened.  Something like L E Vator.  He figured it must be the pony that invented it or something.

"Sixth floor please!" he said as he watched the suited stallion standing next to the control level.  There was a few other stallions and keythongs in the room with him already.  He waited nervously as the room stopped at every floor adding and reducing the number of passengers as they entered and left.  It seemed that almost a minute passed at each floor, and he wondered if running up the stairwell would have been much faster.  Each floor was called out loudly as they rose upwards until he finally called out, "Sixth Floor!  Please wait for the doors to...  I SAID WAIT SIR!"  But Big Macintosh had already pushed his way out as soon as the doors began to open.  He frantically searched for room '666'.  After circling most of the floor, he came across the room, and dropped the keys in his hurry to unlock it.

"SWEETUMS?!" he called, "ARE YA IN THERE?!"

There was no response and he finally got the key into the lock.  Then he threw the door open as soon as it was unlocked and rushed in.  Hurrying into the large room, what he saw there stopped him cold.  It was a gold statue shaped like Jifar laying on the bed with her legs straight against each other and her arms folded across her chest just over her motherly breasts.  No, it couldn't be...  It had to be her covered in gold somehow!  She wasn't moving.

"SWEETUMS?!" he cried as he rushed over and grabbed her by the shoulders.

"This magical makeup is making me hot," she moaned softly, "and uncomfortable by quite a lot.  I'm sorry that I'm not at my best, but I felt I needed just a little rest."

He mashed her chest against his in a very tight hug as he said, "It only matters that yer okay!  But what's with the silly gold paint stuff?!"  Even through his clothes, the gold covering her felt thick and heavy.

"The mare in back said this would be a surprise for you," she replied, "And it didn't seem like such a bad thing to do."

"Well it shore looks bad ta me," he replied, "Ya look like yer ready ta pass out from the heat, and how are ya supposed ta sweat like that?"

"Please do not let your fears flower," she said, "It should come off in a hot shower."

"Then yer gettin a hot shower right now, sweetums," he said as he put her whole body over his shoulder.  Rushing to the private bathroom, he sat her against the wall opposite the shower head as he turned on the water.  He started cold and slowly turned up the heat as he tested the temperature with his hand.  Once he noticed the gold was starting to wash off her, he paused to strip and get in with her so he wouldn't mess up the fine suit as he helped remove the gold covering from his sweet giraffe wife.  "Aw sweetums," he purred into her ear, "Ya ain't never gotta do nothin special fer me.  I tell ya I wouldn't do that kind of thing."

She smiled softly as he hands rubbed her body all over, slowly removing the gold as her natural spotted hide came back into view.  His erect cock told her all that she needed to know, so she rolled him over so that he was sitting against the wall and stood up high enough to place her pussy over it.

"And you must surely know," she purred as she settled onto him, "that that's why I love you so."

But he said nothing as he latched onto one breasts with both hands, placed his mouth over one of her nipples and began teasing it with his tongue.  Being in the shower as long as they were, they were both quite wet and ready for sex.  After a couple hours of good clean fun, having both of them cum about three times, the two of them finally stepped from the bathroom still naked together as they aimed for the bed.

However, the sight that met them there took them a bit by surprise.  There was a naked Bakabaka mounting Spike (fake mustache and all) on one side of the bed while a likewise nude Gilda on top of Rainbow Dash in opposite directions as they sixty-nined each other (on the other side of the bed).

"What can I say," said Spike in a fake deep accent, "The way you two lovebirds go at each other in the shower, we couldn't help but get aroused."

"Uhhh..."

"I take it your meeting with Auric Gold Talon went well?"

"UUUHHHH..."

"Oh, we shouldn't take too much longer," he said smoothly, "and I think Jifar would like some more... cuddling... while you wait."

"So y'all were spyin on us?" he asked as he sat down, and then Jifar sat crosswise in his lap.

"Well who do you think left you that key?"

"An who's bright idea was it to fully cover mah sweetums in gold paint-stuff?"

"WHAT?!" he asked in shock.  Everypony stopped what they where doing to look at him.

"Ah said..."

"No, I heard you!" he replied, "But none of us would ever suggest something as dangerous as that!"

"What all are ya sayin?"

"If her entire body was covered and she was left like that for a few hours, she could have died!"

"Something stinks," he said, "and it ain't mah month old socks!"

"Nah," he replied, "It doesn't sound as much nefarious as much as an innocent mistake by some inexperienced young mares.  Wait, your socks are a month..."

"Ah hope so, Mister Spike," he replied as he snuggled his wife's neck, "Ah sure hope so..."

Bakabaka resumed mounting Spike while Dash and Gilda continued eating each other, and Jifar was quite content to allow him to play with her boobs as much as he wanted to.  He couldn't help but wonder what Gold Talon could have possibly achieved by orchestrating this attack on his wife, but only possibly revenge for losing so much gold seemed to fit, and why would he punish his wife who had nothing to do with it?  Why would he ask for his cooperation on one hand if he was going to kill his wife behind his back with the other?  It didn't make much sense to him, but it verified in his mind that Gold Talon could quite possibly be as dangerous as the keythongs said about him earlier.