Who needs ponies?

(Chapter Two - Well shit...)

"Twi shouldn't we put it out of its misery?" An orange blob questioned with quite a south American drawl Man my eyes need to focus quicker.. WAIT WHAT?

"Hey I'm alright you know" I shot at them rubbing my eyes unconvincingly

"Eep! It... spoke.." Yeesh so scared, yeah like I'm gonna jump up and start to eat you all right now I thought while making munching noises in my head when suddenly I heard a popping noise from nearby and aslo the feeling of another set of eyes on me

'POP'

"Celestia I see you got my message."

"Indeed I did Twilight."

Dafuq? I think to myself as I try and process what I had just heard. Wait Twilight? the only place I heard that was...

"...HOLY SHIT!" I shout as I jump to my feet which thankfully causes my eyes to focus, but not on what I wanted to see because what I saw worried me. I saw that I was inside what seems to be a throne room with six thrones and one smaller throne and standing near me where seven technicolor ponies and a baby dragon from that sissy's TV show.

"How the fuck is this possible!" I shout scaring the ponies while picking up furniture and throwing it around the room. Screaming in a rage, I see I am scaring the ponies I look at the eight creatures and notice a couple of them crying and the others looking on in disgust while a very regal white looking one lighting up her horn I realize she is charging up to shoot me with something, being the tough guy I am I ran out the room shouting.

"SEE-YA-GOTTA-GO-BAI!" at the top of my lungs. Running through the white halls I hear a voice in my head

Great job Jack you have failed at something once again.

And what would that be exactly?

Escaping HAH

I turned around to see a cyan pony with wings flying after me, but being the quick thinking little sod I am, I froze still just long enough for it to hit me in the chest. Launching me back into a wall causing a 'SNAP' to come from my back. The little cyan pony punched me in the chest a few times until I heard a 'CRACK' come from one of my ribs. Hearing this it tried to hit me in the face caching it's hoofs I return the favour by going 'Sparta' on its ass, after kicking it back I tried to stand but only to have it jump me again and start pounding me until my saving grace came along

"RAINBOW DASH STOP THIS AT ONCE!" Hearing the voice this 'Rainbow Dash' climbed off of me, allowing me to see a dark blue pony like the regal white one from earlier before, I felt a strange sensation all over me, and we were back in the throne room.

"WHO ART THOU!?" the blue one roars at me, but before I could answer the smaller purple regal pony screamed to 'Rainbow Dash'

"Look at it it's bleeding! WHAT DID YOU DO RAINBOW?" and then dragging the cyan pony to the side. They started to argue about something, looking down I notice my nose streaming with a double nose bleed causing me to laugh like a lunatic

"Hah, I've had *COUGH* ow worse, *COUGH* ow that *COUGH* hurts and *COUGH* *HACK* *SPUTTER*" I say before coughing up a large puddle of blood and a little bit of bone, which I picked up and said "That shouldn't be there..." All the while the others looking on with a look of shock, disgust and a hint of fear. The white pony turns to me and asks if I'm alright to which I look at it and say "Do I look alright to you? And if I'm not mistaken, this is part of my RIBCAGE!!" holding up the bone fragment. My body at this point decides I've had enough adrenaline for now and for the pain to emerge fully, my eyes widen and I scream clutching my chest while lying on the floor coughing up blood "Bloody *PANT* pony I must *PANT* have a bust *PANT* lung." I pass out just after the new found voice in my head adds it's input

Bye bye...