Who needs ponies?

(Chapter Four - Thinking hurts)

As I ran for my life one single thought played through my head I'm so dead when they find me! but being so preoccupied with this I didn't notice that I was being followed by a cyan Pegasus who had a very pissed look upon her muzzle. after about three blocks I finally noticed I was being chased so I decided now would be the perfect time to parkour out of there, reaching the rooftops I continued running while shouting at the mare all forms of profanities and cusses I know,

"Why are you running from me?" she shouts after me

"Because you probably want to beat the shit out of me like earlier?!" I shout back as he reached a crossroads looking left then right he noticed that they both lead to trees so he ran right Right is right... right?

Never think or say something like that again, it bloody hurts.

Shut up crybaby I retorted within my mind. As I ran I started to notice I was running out of roofs to get to and they were getting further and further apart but the realization only hit me AFTER I fell between two of the buildings and landed in a hay stack realizing the cock up I made the stupid pony managed to find me and proceeded to land on top of me painfully I might add. When she landed on me she told me that she just wanted to talk to me and her friends wanted to help me get home but what I did was disgraceful and so she slapped me [well the pony equivalent anyway] then jumped off me and headed out of the alleyway leaving me alone.

"Perfect. Now I get to find a place to hide." I said to myself as I got up and exited the alleyway. As I left the alleyway I finally got a good look around, I seemed to be in a small village with hay-thatched roof buildings and a lot of multicolor ponies staring at me making me uncomfortable so I looked for somewhere to hide. The nearest building was a strange gingerbread looking house type thing which had all of those six menaces walking into it. Not wanting them to find me I started walking the opposite direction towards a dangerous looking forest.

"Hey mister don't go in there!" called a very worried looking grey Pegasus with paggered eyes wearing a mailman type costume and a few bubbles as an ass tattoo "Don't you know not to go into the Everfree forest? It has all kinds of nasty things. Evil things. That forest is evil mister!"

"Thanks for the concern but no no one has told me about it but don't worry I'll be fine and why aren't you making a beeline around me like everyone else?"

"Because I am very strange looking myself and I don't judge by looks because of it." She explained with a happy look "I'm really happy you didn't make fun of my eyes when I spoke to you. But I have to ask why?"

"Because I have a mental condition not a physical one and I know all about how it feels to be made fun of for it." I answered with a smile and continued heading towards the 'Everfree' as she called it. I walked for a while without being interrupted until I actually entered the forest and had a feeling like I was being watched. Walking ahead for a while I noticed a thing glint out of the corner of my eye, so like any intelligent person who has played a many of horror video games and watched a wide variety of horror movies would do, I walked straight at it wondering to myself as I walked: Why am I doing this I must be so retarded to think that straying from the path in a "Evil forest" is a good idea? but like any good human my curiosity won against my common sense and I continued towards what seemed to be a chunk of metal sticking out of the ground. believing no harm could come of pulling out of the ground I did just that I pulled it out of the ground... releasing the ground around me... to fall... a long way... taking me with it. so I did the thing any of you in my situation would do, I screamed like a little girl falling down a deep vertical tunnel to what seemed to be certain death.

"I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! Oh god no SOMEONE HELP ME!" I called out to anyone who might be listening. Thankfully these ponies have someone who watches over them because I stopped before I hit the ground by about an inch by a cushion of air that suddenly dissipated smacking me down onto the floor hurting like hell. I don't know how long I was down there but I lay there just contempt in being alive for the moment just before realizing where I was, sitting up in panic and then immediately regretting my choice because a massive wave of vertigo hit me knocking  on my ass. After I hit the floor for god-knows-how-many-times today I decided to take a look around. I was sitting in a large room but not large enough to be called big, just large enough to be what I assumed to be around a 7 meters wide by 12 meters deep by 5 meters tall with a small box at the other end of the room just waiting to be "Indiana Jones'd" and opened so Being the smart person I am I checked for any traps that I could see before hearing a gruff but in a sense soft and kinda strange voice say in my head

"Don't worry my friend I won't try to booby trap you I know full well what it is like to be trapped by those ponies. I only wish to help you get accustomed to life here quicker."

"What is in there?" I asked the strange voice

"Only what you would want to help you live here easier, my friend." the voice said from behind me but as I turned to look I saw only a wall so I turned back only to find the box to now be a chest and be right in front of me with a Christmas present type bow around it. "Here I even wrapped it for you." To which I shrugged and opened it only to find the thing that I would truly find the most useful in my time here and also something which I would much more protective against the ponies