PONIES IN ARMS-2. NUCLEAR WINTER

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The minute we all got off of the train we were swamped by almost every pony in town and I was instantly in the hooves of my wife who I had suddenly realized how much I missed her. Ruby, and Harmony were right there with me and Twi had a confused look on her face. "Oh, I’m sorry love, allow me to introduce you to both Ruby, and Harmony. I rescued Ruby and her gate guard from an N.L.R attack and Harmony was in fact one of those N.L.R ponies. She joined us seeing as she had no real choice seeing as the sheriff of the town wanted to execute her. I knew better than to have that happen and from that point on she has become a valued asset to all of us” “ALSO" I said now raising my voice to make this very well known. "ALSO FOR ANY PONY WHO HAS ANY INTENT ON HURTING ANY OF THE FORMER N.L.R PONIES IN MY UNIT. YOU LAY ONE HOOF ON THEM AND YOU WILL BE TRIED FOR WAR CRIMES” At this any pony who was trying to get near any of the ponies in N.L.R uniforms backed off in a hurry. "GOOD, NOW WE AREN’T GOING TO HAVE ANYMORE EPISODES LIKE THIS ARE WE” Every pony said no and shook their heads.

"Anyway Twi, I recruited every one of these N.L.R ponies you see here. Yes I have cheated on you with these 2 fillies and I hope to Celestia that you aren’t mad at me” Half expecting a face hoof from Twi, I got ready for it. "Don’t worry sweetheart I know you have had a lot on your plate, and to be honest I have too. You’re not the only one who can persuade a pony to join your side” She said as a black armor clad pony stepped beside her. "What can I say I do have my charms” She said to me with a hugely stupid grin on her face. I simply had to do it,,, I face hoofed, I did it, I actually face hoofed. At that Twi trotted to me and gave me a kiss. "Besides, I have always wondered what a filly tastes like and now I can find out" she said as she sauntered up to both Harmony and Ruby. Ruby gave Twi a very seductive look and Harmony did the same I face hoofed again. "OK,,, OK WHAT IS IT WITH THE SUDDEN ALMOST OBVIOUS LOVE BETWEEN FILLIES. I DONT GET IT ARENT US COLTS ANY GOOD OR IS IT SIMPLY THE FACT THAT A FILLY KNOWS WHAT A FILLY LIKES AND WANTS" I blurted it out I had tried to hold it in I really did. "OH MY FUCKING LUNA APPLES IM SCREWD OR AT LEAST I HOPE TO CELESTIA THAT, THAT WAS A DIENG THOUGHT AND THAT NOW I AM IN PONY HELL” The thought raced through my now empty mind. Every pony in the town was now looking at me and I felt as though I would be run out of the town with torches and an angry mob. Instead the subject was quickly changed to what had been going on in Ponyville and the fact that at the bridge there was an issue going on.

I told the town to stay at the station and my entire group went with me to the bridge. I trotted up to the gate guard who had a frightened pony at gunpoint and had it not been for me being there would have had a bullet in the skull now. "I’m sorry I got lost I don’t know where I am and I don’t know what happened to me, and where did this uniform come from, and who am I” Harmony ordered the bridge guard to in her own words, "leave the pony the fuck alone and if you touch her I’ll kill you” I joined her along with Kill Shot who had a puzzled look on his face. The pony had been beaten, and was bleeding between the flanks. Harmony had called for a medical pony to be brought to the bridge and explained just what had happened to her in her being forced to join the N.L.R.

"The N.L.R is a bunch of cowards. Well at least at first they are they come to a town and are timid at first but when they gain the trust of the place they change to animals. The leader of the raiding parties is in fact the very same pony that we have been ordered to kill, Blood Flank. Now you see why they call him Blood Flank don’t you major? Anyways if the fillies in the town agree to his sick requests they live and are made members of the N.L.R however if they refuse they are beaten almost to death and forced into the uniform. This is the work of a raiding party of his; it’s the calling card of Blood Flank's Raiders"

The bridge guard had a look of rage in his eyes when he spoke. “I KNOW WHO THIS IS; MY COLT PLAYS TENNIS WITH HER AT SCHOOL AND HER NAME IS LILY. SHE LIVES ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF PONYVILLE. SWEET MERCEFUL CELESTIA I ALMOST KILLED HER” He had a burning look of pure hate in his eyes as Nurse Red Heart finally came to escort Lily to Ponyville General Hospital.

I ordered the bridge guard doubled and sent every pony in my Special Forces unit to different towns around Ponyville to hunt for the raiders. Rarity was told by the mayor to accompany Lily to the hospital and to keep her updated as to her condition throughout the night. We all made it back to the train station and had an immediate meeting.

"FROM NOW ON NO PONY IS TO BE OUT AND ABOUT IN OR AROUND PONYVILLE UNLES WITH ANOTHER PONY. MARES AND FILLIES ARE TO BE ESCORTED ANYWHERE THEY GO BY AN ARMED COLT OR STALLION OR TO AT LEAST HAVE SOME SORT OF WEAPON ON THEM AT ALL TIMES. TRAINING FOR HOOF TO HOOF COMBAT WILL BEGIN AS SOON AS THIS MEETING IS OVER TAUGHT BY TWILIGHT AT MARE MAR. IF ANYTHING SEEMS OUT OF PLACE TO ANY PONY PLEASE REPORT IT IMMIDEATELY TO MYSELF OR TO ANY OTHER PONY SO IT CAN BE DELT WITH. AS FOR A CURFEW THERE IS NO NEED FOR ONE AS OF NOW. YOU ARE ALL ADULT PONIES AND MOST OF YOU FILLIES AND COLTS STILL IN SCHOOL KNOW BETTER THAN TO GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT YOUR PARENTS, I WOULD HOPE SO ANYWAY, AS FOR YOU TEENS, NO MORE GOING OUT ANYWHERE ALONE. I AM NOT TRYING TO BE A FILLY OR COLT BLOCKER AT ALL BUT AM JUST TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIVES AND KEEP YOU ALL SAFE. THANK YOU ALL AND AGAIN THANK YOU MAJOR READ AND YOUR NOW DOUBLE COMPANY SIZED FORCE FOR COMEING TO PONYVILLE ONCE AGAIN"