Let Sleeper Dogs Lie

Let Sleeper Dogs Lie

by neorenamon

"What are we climbing the outside of the Library for?" asked Snails as four teenage unicorn stallions awkwardly clambered up the side of the Library tree headed for Twilight's balcony.

"Because using the front door is EXACTLY what the schemer inside is expecting us to do," replied the JERK.

"Well what if Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon rat us out to da man?" asked PD Tails.

"Because watching you clowns is just too precious!" sneered Diamond Tiara from the base of the tree.

"They're obviously going to double cross us to the fifth columnists when they feel they can get away with it," snarled the JERK.

"Because you idiots just aren't worth the trouble!" said Silver Spoon.

"Snails!" called Snips, "Must you stand on my head?!"

"Well you have the stronger neck," replied Snails.

"It's definitely thicker too!" giggled Diamond Tiara, "Like your big fat skull!"

"Well nopony's doing my shoulders any favors," grumbled Tails as the JERK stood on his shoulders.

Diamond Tiara leaned over to Silver Spoon and said, "Let's try the front door.  I bet it's not even locked.  What idiots."

The stallions watched as the mares walked towards the front door.

"Well they're doomed," smirked the JERK, "Doom walking in the front door."

"I got the edge of the balcony!" called Snails as he began to pull himself up towards the railing.

"Give me a hand," he said, "I almost got the edge too."

So a hand reached down and pulled his hand up to the edge.

"Thanks," said the JERK.

"Uh, that's not my hand," said Snails.

He looked up to find himself looking into the eyes of Rarity.  The gloriously naked Rarity.

"Dahlings," she said, "If you're going to sneak up on somepony, you really shouldn't make enough noise to wake the dead.  You'll be going so much better."  Her horn glowed as the four of them were floated up to the balcony with her.

"When Miss Rarity says it like that," noted Snips, "It just makes so much sense."

But the JERK stomped up to her face, pointed a finger into it, and growled, "You think you can distract us just because you're naked?!  That you can make us forget about how you'll plotting to take over Equestria?!"

"Oh dear," she sighed, "You figured me out."

"DENY IT ALL... WHAT?!"

They all blinked at her.

"Oh yes," she said, "between Celestia, Luna and me, we plan to rule Equestria with an iron hoof for a thousand years."

"Don't Celestia and Luna... already rule Equestria?" asked Snails.

She sauntered over to him and stroked his chin with her fingers as she purred, "Nothing gets by you, does it dahling?"

He blushed awkwardly as he gurgled, "D'uh..."

"Of course," she continued, "I'm sure that you've already figured out that in order to place me in power alongside them, certain nobles like Prince Blueblood must be... removed from the picture.  Most of the nobles in Canterlot are useless parasites who enrich themselves at the cost of the rest of Equestria.  When we rule alone, the government will be so much fairer... and beautiful."

"I want to see your beautiful rule," sighed Snails.

"And I promise I'll make it worth your while," she purred as she placed his quivering hand over her breast.

"Hey," said Tails, "I see Spike strapped down to Twilight's bed, and there's some strange mare on the ceiling."

"Don't mind them," she purred, "I'm just... entertaining them.  It's all... voluntary... I assure you."

"And what the hay is that pink fluff that just came up the stairs?"

"WHAT?!" she cried as she turned and ran back to the patio door.  The pink fluffball had somehow freed herself, and then she saw Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon come up the stairs just behind it.  JERK jumped her just as she was reaching for the handle, clamping one hand over her mouth as her used his other hand to pin her arms.  Her boobs were pressed against the glass of the door as he placed his full weight against her.

She watched as the unnatural tongue of the pink one unbound Spike seemingly in a couple of seconds.  Then she gave his rock hard boner a little lick, and it blew like Mount Vehoovius.  But when the other three unicorns helped the JERK grab her as well, Nightmare Rarity was beginning to feel overpowered.

But DT and SS were too busy looking up at the naked form of Bakabaka to pay attention to anypony else.

"What ever kind of mare is that?!" asked Silver Spoon.

"Obviously a foreigner," commented Diamond Tiara.

"She Rarity's submissive maid and my special somepony," growled Spike after stripping off his own muzzle as he pointed at Nightmare Rarity, "and that... that... THING over there is NOT MY MISS RARITY!!"

Her horn glowed brightly as she tossed the unicorn stallions away from her, making them slide on their backs into the railing.

"He's right," she hissed in a darker voice, "I'm not that weakling Rarity!  I'm much better than her!  THAT'S WHY MY SISTERS AND I SHOULD RULE EQUESTRIA!!"

"I did NOT see that coming," muttered the JERK.

"Me neither," muttered Snips, Snails and Tails.

Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon and the pink fluffball were all slammed into the ceiling around Bakabaka as they too were strapped there by the wood tendrils.  While she was doing that, Spike crashed through the door and tackled her to the deck.

"You wouldn't hurt little me, would you?" she purred in his face in her hottest Miss Rarity voice.

"I'D NEVER HURT MY RARITY!!" he growled, "BUT YOU'RE NOT HER!!"

"I can't say the same for you!" she growled as she somehow shoved her nails through his hide and into his guts.

Spike spat blood and flames into her startled face.

"AHHH!!" she screamed as her face was scorched.  Her fingers were torn from his torso as his blood spattered over her chest, boobs and stomach.

The JERK managed to get up in the meantime, ran over, and placed a solid kick with one of his hooves in the side of her head.  The blow was powerful enough to send her rolling across the deck.  He then ripped off his own shirt and tore it into strips that he used to bandage Spike's torso.

"I'm so sorry, Miss Rarity," he coughed.

With her hand over her eyes, she hissed, "I'll kill you ALL!!"

"HOW DARE YOU HURT MY SPIKEY-WIKEY!!" screamed a nearby voice.

They all turned to see Celestia and a female Sombra floating in the air just off the balcony.  Sombra's horn glowed as the package exploded and something attached itself around her neck.

"Not the Alicorn Amulet!" called Celestia, "It's not worth it, Mistress!"

Nightmare Rarity's body made a hole in the wall as she was thrown though.

"Not for her," hissed Queen Sombra, "For my SPIKE!!"  Her eyes glowed bright green as did her horn, and Spike floated into the air as the shirt disintegrated, and his wounds all magically healed.

"Whoa," said the JERK.

She strode through the smashed door as she hissed, "Now stop soiling my looks and my good name!!"  Her eyes and horn glowed even brighter green.

Nightmare Rarity stopped looking like Rarity as she changed back to her Nightmare form.

"Please Mistress," begged Celestia, "Take off the Amulet while you still can!"

"Until all the Nightmares are gone," she hissed, "I NEED THIS POWER!!"

"Mistress?" asked Snails.

Nightmare Rarity's head was fully encased in something green and slick as Queen Sombra hissed, "That should keep you out of trouble until I decide how to TAKE CARE OF YOU!!"  Then some slick green bands tied her hands behind her back and bound her hooves together.

But then Spike grabbed her hand and said, "Please save the mares!  Please save Bakabaka!"

Sombra snapped her fingers as Bakabaka, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon and the pink fluffball were all freed at once and fell down onto the bed below as they all yelled in surprise.  Spike rushed to Bakabaka's side as Sombra approached Nightmare Rarity.

"I'll break you, nightmare bitch!" she hissed into the Nightmare's ear.

"But Mistress..."

"NOT NOW, MY LOVE!!"

Celestia stepped back from the sound off Queen Sombra's voice as if it were a hand shoving her back.

"My love?" asked Snails.

"How dare you!.." hissed Diamond Tiara before her voice was magically stilled.

"Your fathers are paying me a lot to teach you brats some manners," she hissed, "so we might as well begin now."

Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon's eyes glowed green.

"What's going on?" asked Snails.

"I know Snips and Snails," she said as she looked at the unicorn stallions, "but who are you other two?"

"I'm Puppy Dog Tails," said the one, "and this one here is Danubian.  But his friends just call him Dan... for some reason."

She looked at Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon as she said, "You!  These four will take care of you until we can start training!  You will obey them like you would obey me or Spike!"  Turning to the unicorn stallions, she added, "I'm leaving Miss Bakabaka here to act as your maid until we return."

Spike kissed Bakabaka on her cheek as he said, "I promise I'll come back to you as soon as I can."

"I'm so worried about you," sniffed Celestia, "About us."

Sombra took her hand as she replied, "I swear that once I'm back to being Rarity, things will be alright my love."

Snips and Snails grabbed Nightmare Rarity and tossed her on the bed.

"I don't care what you do to her.  Just have some fun.  She's a monster and she deserves whatever you're planning."

She turned as Spike and Celestia followed her back onto the balcony.

"Well as long as your mares are doing what we say," sighed Snips to Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, "Why don't you strip and get more comfortable?"

The three of them glowed as they flew back towards Rarity's shop.

"Why are we going back, Mistress?"

"With the power of the Alicorn Amulet," she replied, "I now know where Nightmare Celestia, Nightmare Luna and Nightmare Moon are.  The first is still in my shop, but the other two are somehow being... entertained... at the Diamond Dog's mine-fortress."

"We have to save Luna, Mistress!"

"We will, my love," she replied, "but I want to make sure we're at our strongest before we confront them and the Shaman.  It's best we take care of Nightmare Celestia first.  I swear that one way or another, I'll get Luna back, and free her from whatever remains of Nightmare Moon have taken hold of her."

"I love you, Mistress."