Let Sleeper Dogs Lie

Let Sleeper Dogs Lie

by neorenamon

And thus did the ponies of Ponyville gather at the setting of the slightly greenish sun for an important announcement by Neighla the Good Witch (aka Mayor Mare).  With her pointy hat and flowing midnight blue robes, she seemed to float out onto the stage as she held her wand/microphone before her.

"Before we begin the annual collection of candy, play the Nightmare Night games, and end with the annual sacrifice of candy and treats so the colts and fillies won't get devoured this year, I need to announce somepony... special," she said in a spooky voice.  Okay, it was really just spooky to her.

"You're retiring?" asked a stallion dressed as a chainsaw wielding fiend in mask.

"You're making insider trading illegal?" asked a mare dressed like a really young and hot witch.

"We get Nightmare Night every month?!" asked an excited colt.

"No NO NOOO!!" scolded the Mayor, "It's time that we met our new ruler personally appointed by Princess Celestia.  I'm proud to present the Queen of Ponyville:  SOMBRARITY!!"

She swept out on the stage to the podium with its mic stands as the ponies gasp and stared.

"Greetings, my new Ponyville subjects.  I shall rule over you with an iron fist in a silk glove.  I shall rule you justly and fairly..."

"LOOK AT THAT AWESOME BOOBAGE!!" called Snails dressed as pirate's parrot.

She cleared her throat loudly before she started again, "Greetings, my new subjects.  I shall rule over you justly and fairly..."

"Look at those sweet sweet flanks!!" shouted Tails dressed as a nerd with glasses in a red and white striped shirt.

"Would you please not interrupt Queen Sombrarity while she's speaking?" asked the Mayor.

After clearing her throat again, she said, "Thank you, Mayor.  Now as I was saying..."

"I say it's padded!" accused a mare dressed like a pretty proper pastel pink ballerina.

"FAKE!!" said another mare dressed like a slice of strawberry cheesecake... mmm, cheeeeeesecaaaaaake...

"No, I've seen the boobage before!" said Snails, "They're the real deal!"

"Oh yeah," she replied, "Like you've ever touched real boobs before that weren't attached to YOUR MOTHER!"

Sombrarity facepalmed herself as she leaned her elbow on the podium.

"Nuh-uh," he said, "I've even felt them!"

"Then prove it, twerp!"

She might have seen what was happening if her hand wasn't still over her eyes, but somepony grabbed her other arm by the elbow and dragged her away from the podium.  Before she knew it, her 'chestplate' was torn away along with the red tube top that was underneath.  When she looked at Snails, the crowd was already gasping in udder amazement... *cough* utter amazement.  She almost jumped out of her hide when her grabbed her boob (mainly her huge nipple) and just squeezed it hard before their open-mouthed stares.

"See?!" he answered, "There ain't no way that's padding!"

"Wow," she said, "even a dork like you can feel up watermelons like those?!"

It seemed like every stallion in Ponyville was lining up to feel up her breasts.  Her cheeks turned redder and redder with each time they were felt up, but at least the second stallion in line (and every stallion afterwards) tossed some bits at her feet before they took their turn.  Then she realized that mares were getting into line to take their turn as well.  After the first hour, her nipples were rock hard and her cheeks so hot, she felt like she might... faint.

The Mayor could only stare slack jawed over her glasses as the procession, and the bits, kept coming.  Soon the pile of bits were higher than the new Queen's boots.  Spike began sweeping the bits into a bucket just to get them out of the way.  Even he was blushing from the open displays of molesting and fondling.

"This is karma, I bet," she sighed heavily, "I hate karma."

Then lightning flashed across the clouds as a dark and scary voice said with the Royal Voice, "**EXCUSE US!!  This is supposed to be *OUR NIGHT!!  It is supposed to be **NIGHTMARE NIGHT!!  Stop fondling the Queen of Ponyville and PAY SOME TRIBUTE TO US!!*"

She turned to see Nightmare Moon step up onto the stage followed by Nightmare Luna, Nightmare Rarity, Nightmare Chysallis and the Fluffle Puff.  It was then that she realized just how stylish the control collars on the Nightmares Moon, Luna and Rarity were after she made a few adjustments to them.  All but the Fluffle Puff was dressed in midnight blue gown she had thrown together a few hours earlier, but didn't remember the giant bows in the middle of their collars or just above their flanks.  The crowd collectively gasp as she glared out at all of them.

"We have much anger to deal with, so bribe us well lest we turn our fury against you!!  Give us our sweet due lest some of these colts and fillies ARE *NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN!!***"

"Check out Nightmare Moon," said Mr. Cake, "Since when was there more than one?"

Mrs. Cake glared at him.

She turned about to look at them as if she had completely forgotten about them.

"These are our Nightmare Sisters come all the way down from the Moon to add to the terror!"

"What's scary about the pink fluffy thing?!" asked Random Background Pegasus Stallion #9.

"She will!... That is!... With her dark powers!.."

The Fluffle Puff opened her mouth impossibly wide and roared like a certain 30-story tall fire breathing atomic relative of the Spinosaurus that everyone knows.  The crowd shrank back in fear... before she face planted on the stage.

"Well, there is that..." she sighed as she facepalmed herself.

"Who are the other hot Nightmare babes?!" asked Random Background Unicorn Stallion #13.

"Oh, well this is..."

Nightmare Luna spun past Moon as she said, "Who are we? *WHO ARE WE?!"  After pausing for dramatic effect, she said, "WE ARE NIGHTMARE MARS!!  AND IN THE NAME OF MARS, **WE SHALL PUNISH YOU!!*"  She finished her pose by dramatically pointing a finger at the one who asked the question.

"I'm going to be sick," murmured Sombrarity even as the crowd wildly cheered.

Then Nightmare Rarity skipped to the front of the stage as she said, "I AM NIGHTMARE VENUS!!  AND IN THE NAME OF VENUS, *I SHALL PUNISH YOU!!***"  She finished her pose by dramatically pointing a finger at the one who asked the question.

Sombrarity felt her lunch trying to come back up as the crowd cheered more.  Then Chryssie stepped up to the stage, pointed and sighed heavily.

"What the hay was that?!" asked  Random Background Pegasus Mare #3.

"Well duh!!" said Snails, "She's OBVIOUSLY supposed to be NIGHTMARE SATURN, the NIGHTMARE OF DESTRUCTION!!"  He paused before he continued, "Nightmare Saturn is the quiet one who kicks flank, takes names, and has everypony scared of her.  Let's keep up with the times here, ponies."

"OH..." she replied, "I see it now."

"And they're all awesome hotties!!" said a stallion from way in the back.

Spike gave Sombrarity a giant glass of fizzy stomach medicine that she chugged down in two seconds flat.  Then she belched really loudly.

"Feeling better?" he asked.

"Only if this nonsense stops," she moaned.

But the stallions in the crowd took it as a sign that the belching contest had begun, so they all tried to outdo each other with their loud belches, their musical belches, and their alphabetical belches.

"I am cursed," she sighed, "Cursed I tell you."  Her horn glowed as her new fainting couch slid out onto the stage, and then she fell onto it.  Everypony paused to look as she replied, "What?  Can't you see I'm traumatized?  Is it too much?"

"YES!!" they all answered as one.

Nightmare Moon leaned over the back of the couch and whispered into her ear, "We are so sorry for the troubles we have all caused you, Mistress."

Sombrarity allowed herself to chuckle before she pulled her down with a hand behind her head into a kiss on the lips.

Three mares observed the proceedings from a nearby rooftop.  They were shielded by the night and the roof from the lights and festivities below.  Looking at each other, the one with the horn sighed before they all vanished in a flash of light.