Heaven In Blood Gualch

"Hey Caboose get the fuck over here and don't touch anything"Church snapped "Carolina when are we going to get to Blood Gualch?"

Carolina shot him a mean glare that caused church to shut up "Church I got you a new body the least you can do is shut up for one fucking ride"Carolina said furiously and we should be there In a few hours. Hey Grif can you drive this thing any faster Im getting tired of everybody complaining.

"Bow Chicka Bow Wooouchh What the fuck was that for Baby" Tucker said in pain

"Call me baby again and see what happens" Carolina snapped

"Nahh I think im good. Hey Caboose what the fuck are you drawing?"

"I am drawing a land full of pony's because I love pony's!" Caboose yelled

"Bow Chicka Bow Wow" Tucker saw that everybody was giving him a annoyed look so he decided to sit down and shut up"

"Hey Grif remeber what happed last time you landed the pelican I believe someone else should land it" Simmons Said

Caboose opened his mouth to say somthing then everybody in unison said"No!"

"But im good with Vehicles rember I drove that robot crane thingy Simmions?"

"All you fucking did was press buttons anybody can press buttons"Simmions yelled

"But I love buttons" Caboose gawked

"And plus that wasnt even a vehicle it was a crane Caboose"

"Hey Caboose remeber the tank thats a good reason you shouldnt ever touch a vehicle again!" Church snaped

"Shut up idiots were here so lets get moving I wanna find the director and get out of here" Carolina snaped

"What if he isnt here where are we going to look next" Church said sarcastly that caused Carolina to give him a evil look and caused him to shut up

"Sarge Simmons Grif Wash check the Red Base while the rest of us are going to Blue base check for clues or any sign that lets out that somthing has been tamperd with or they left somthing behind"

"Why should I take orders from you ya Dirty Blue" Sarge growled

"Because I will rip your skull out and beat you with it" Carolina snapped

"Why thats not even physically possible" Sarge Grunted

"Why dont you tell Tex that Sarge?" Church chuckled

"Why in the sam hell would I do that she is dead " Sarge grunted

"She is not fucking dead she cant die she is a AI" Chruch yelled

"Yeah thats what Grif says about his sister but we all know she is dead" Sarge chuckled

"She isnt dead" Grif yelled she has to be here somwhere I know it then why dont you go look Sarge said

After a few hours of checking the base sitting around talking Simmons was called over to the blue base

"Hey Maroon guy you know about these teleporters right we saw a tool box next to one and was wondering if you could tell us if its been tampered with or not?" Chruch asked

"Yes and i have a name ya know"Simmions sighed and said "Let me check it out"He looked on the control pannel and noticed that it had been changed to a unfamiliar setting he said "maybe we should go in the teleporter and see where it goes?"

"Yeah good idea he said and walk right into a ambush and get killed" Church chuckeld

"Why do you even care you cant die so maybe you should go" Simmons grunted

"I love portals"Caboose yelled and ran and jumped into the portal Church yelled "Caboose wait!"

"He is a lost cause just leave him in there" Carolina snapped

"Caboose might be annoying and stupid but he is innocent and he is my friend" Church then jumped into the teleporter after Caboose

Caboose and Church woke up to see two Horse's standing over them one pink with cotton candy looking hair and then a Purple one with a horn.

He heard the pink horse say "Oooooh Can we keep them" he heard excitement in her voice and it reminded him off Caboose
Caboose! he thought he struggled to get up and just collapsed and passed out

"He is waking up Twilight get over here"

"Hey are you alright you have been out for hours we was getting worried so where are you from?"As soon as she said that Doctor Hoofs walked in the room.

"They are healthy and free to go they are some healthy Ponies I must say"

"Ponies?" Church and Caboose said in unison looking down at them selfs and realized he was a fucking pony"Dammnt he mutterd"

Author's Note

Hey Ik this probly sucks but let me know what i could do with it and how i should fix it and know what you think of it