My Little Bow Chicka Bow Wow

"You guys can stay with me if you want till we figure this out she looked over to see Caboose and Pink Pony have been talking caboose Church frowed

"Oh no not two of them my life is little bit more hell now" Church grunted

Twilight gave him a perplexed look and realized he meant that caboose is like Pinkie she thought too herself well at least they well get along she sighed and forced a smile at the two who seemed just perfectly alike.

"Im Twilight this is Rarity This is Applejack and thats Rainbow Dash and thats Fluttershy and thats Pinkie with Caboose over there whats your name" she smiled

"Church" He grunted looking outside at how everybody was so happy and he knew he couldn't ever be happy "I gotta get home this place its too happy for me" he grunted

Twilight sighed and said "you cant get home that pond you came up was a one way portal i tried sending you back with a spell i just couldn't I'm sorry but we will try to get you back home just for now come stay with me till we get this figured out"

"Sure not like where i came from was heaven anyway" Church sighed

Pinkie then stood up and said "Can Caboose stay with me he is so fun to be around"

Twilight looked at Church and said "do you mind if Caboose stays with Pinkie"

"Hell no he can stay there as long as he wants"Church chuckled knew he was gonna be away from Caboose "Maybe ill like this place after all" as the Elements of harmnony looked at him with a greeting smile.

Twilight said "well we should probably be get going its getting late don't want to get home after dark come on church ill show you where you'll be sleeping"

"Okay" Church jumped out of the bed and fell down not used to being a horse "sorry im not used to being on all fours and walking on hoofs" That earned church a stare from everybody in the room He sighed

"It was nice meeting you church" all the girls said in unison as they walked out

"Where did you come from" Twilight asked

"Its a long story that involves Ghost a alien baby and a computer that tells corny jokes maybe ill tell you some other time when we have time" Church chuckled

Twilight smiled perplexed not sure if he was joking or not she said ok as they walked back to the library in silence

"Great im going to be living in a fucking tree" Church muttered

"Somthing wrong with trees" Twilight asked not sure what was so bad about trees

"No only that there dangerous and scary and could kill us at anytime there is no problem with trees i only ripped my balls on one when i was little" Church said sarcastically

"Im sorry I live in a tree and you dont have to worry its dead its not going to kill us" Twilight sighed

"You killed a tree" Church chuckled

"No! It was here before I moved to Ponyville from Canterlot and im not sure how it died actually" Twilight knew she was going to have trouble with church she sighed

As they walked into the tree she noticed that Spike had passed out on the floor she used her magic to lift him up into his bed Church said "who was that and how did you do that"

Twilight hushed him and told him to be quiet said that was Spike and how he was here assistant and other stuff

"Ok so where am i going to be sleeping haven't actually haven't truly rested my whole life" He sighed

"This way Twilight told him and led him to his bed Goodnight if you need anything come get me" Church laid down laying around trying to get conformable not used to being a pony

Twilight went downstairs to try to find somthing she could do to get Chucrh and Caboose back home she sighed and Said "Maybe ill just go see the princess tomorrow they could help"