Two thousand years imprisoned in Tartarus for the near genocide of an entire species. One has to ask, how such a being wasn't taken out by the elements of harmony. The short answer? They dodged it. The long answer? They dodged it like a ninja. Now awakened and free, they shall bring forth a thousand years of darkness and ruin, or get drunk and pass out at the nearest pub. Either/or really.

Note: Need more suitable coverart. Also this is a LoHAV, so leave if you're gonna hate for just the premise.