Because sometimes a beautiful unicorn with a wonderful flowing mane and a tender, soft body makes mistakes, and what she thinks will help her get revenge against Ponyville hecklers ends up partly backfiring. Because sometimes that unicorns, looking very sexy as far as cartoon horses go, loves all the attention from their new human assistants, and decides that-- for her next trick-- she'll make his virginity disappear. Also, sometimes further monkeying with magic might involve a certain draconequus showing up.

This second-person ‘you’ m/m human-x-pony romance with Trixie is a tribute to TAW, thebandbrony, and other authors with this style. Thanks to Royal Guard Tictac, who requested me to write a fic involving Discord. Thanks also to everyone for reading. Image by the great Caninelove on Zerochan.