Apple Jack the Ripper

    Flim and Flam trotted along the path to Sweet Apple Acres with a spring in their steps. To the flimflam brothers, there was nothing better than playing a complete sucker and being rewarded for it. Apple Jack had sent the boys a letter, inviting them to lunch to make up for the feuding between the boys and her family. She had told them to meet her in the old barn out back. What they didn't know was they were the ones about to be about to be played for fools.

    The barn was brightly lit and smelled of apple cider and freshly baked pie.

"Well hey ya'll," Apple Jack greeted. She smiled warmly at her guests, placing down plates on a table in the center of the room. "So glad y'all could make it!"

"Oh we wouldn't miss it" Flim said, winking over at Flam.

    Apple Jack and the brothers ate their meal. They made small talk and stayed in relatively good spirits. When they finished eating AJ cleared the table and smiled warmly at them.

"If you boys wouldn't mind Ah' got something Ah' was hopin' to show y'all if ya got the time," she said taking the plates to the kitchen and putting latex gloves on her hooves.

"Why of course ma'am", said Flim

"Anything for a friend!" finished Flam.

    Suddenly Apple Jack was right behind them, shoving a rag against each of their faces. The last thing The flimflam brothers heard before fading into unconsciousness was apple Jack whispering,

"Ah'm not your friend."