Author's Note
Like it or not I don't care.
The Demand for Apples
Mac was bucking the last few trees thinking of how he has to restrain himself from breaking the trees in half.
"Hey Mac!!" Applejack shouted as she ran up the path frantically. "I got something to tell you!!"
Mac looked at her as she finally stopped, panting as she tried to catch her breath. "Whut is it sis I'm busy..." Mac said as he lifted a bushel of apples onto his cart.
"The princess wants you to go to canterlot for a few months... Says she needs an apple to help her plant new apple trees and teach the guards how to harvest them. She says she will let you stay at the castle and that she will pay you while your there." Applejack said brightly as she smiled.
"Let me guess it says an apple... And yer wanting me to go cause you and your little friends want to do what you want to do... I know why you want me to go..." Mac said as he grunted.
"What do you mean by that Mac?..." Applejack said as she glared at the massive red earthpony.
"You don't think I know about little miss dash is out ther' waiting on you right now? I know you've been at it for months with each other. Not to mention that's sick and un-natural." Mac said as he buck the tree making an apple fall on Applejacks head.
"Ow!! Cut that out Mac!! I know pa said coltcuddlers and fillyfoolers were bad but honestly Mac... I found the love of my life being who I am... A fillyfooler." Applejack said as she nuzzled Mac's chest.
"Alright, alright, alright!! Look I'll go only if you promise these apples will be harvested and sold. I want a report each week and a picture of the fields and the apples sold and harvested. Think you can handle that little Missy?" Mac said knowing the little Missy comment angered her.
"Fine!!! Don't call me little Missy or I'll send pics of me and rainbow doin' it got that?!!" Applejack said as she grinned devilishly.
"Fine but make sure you work more than play."mac said as he started trotting towards the train station. "Oh and make sure you wash Applebloom's hair bow... I don't know what that little filly does or gets into but it ends up stinking to high heavens bless her little heart..."
"Alright brother you take care!!" Applejack shouted as her brother rounded the corner and out of sight only to hear some pony whisper in her ear.
"I say we send the photo tomorrow~" a blue and rainbow maned pegasus said as she pulled applejack towards the barn.
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"Auntie Celestia!!! What is the meaning of this!!!!" A white coated unicorn with blond hair shouted as he stomped up to Celestia's throne.
"What is it now Blueblood?!! I already gave you your hefty allowance so what is the matter with you?!!" Celestial said as she frowned.
"APPLE TREES!!! YOUR PLANTING COMMONER FRUITS IN OUR GARDEN?!!! You know my balcony is directly above the garden and commoner trees will pollenate my entire room causing me undignified sniffles and allergies!!!" Blue said as he frowned and stamped his hoof.
"Really?.... REALLY?!!! YOUR WORRIED ABOUT ALLERGIES!!!!" Celestia said as her last nerve snapped out of place. "FORGET ALLERGIES NEPHEW YOUR GETTING THE COMMONER HIMSELF!!!"
"What do you mean auntie?!" Blue said in shock as he tried to understand.
Celestia stopped yelling and just cracked a maniacal smile. "My dear nephew you know there are tons of rooms in the castle.... But because of that outburst.... There seems to be something your missing... RESPECT!! AS OF RIGHT NOW AS SOON AS THE "COMMONER" ARRIVES HE WILL BE SLEEPING IN YOUR ROOM WITH YOU!!!"
"WHAT?!!" Blue said as his eye twitched frantically. "But auntie...." He was cut off by a hoof on his lips.
"That's right BLUEY!!! YOUR GETTING A COMMONER TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE RESPECTFUL!!! AND PLANT THE DAMN TREES YOU SO WANT TO ANNOY MY PERSONAL QUIET TIME FOR!!!" Celestia said as night competed unicorn came from behind the throne.
"Luna!! Oh no she didn't!!!" Blue said towards Luna Celestias sister.
"Oh yes she did boyfraaaannnn!!!!" Luna said in the most gangsterly way she was learning how to speak.
Celestia could only look at her sister as he sister came around and sat beside her. "Luna?..."
"What up gurl!!! Why this bitch be trippin'!" Luna said as she blew a massive bubble of bubble gum pooping it then chewing loud and obnoxiously.
Celestia just sat there looking finally finding something to say. "Ahem.... This bitch be trippin' bout some commoners gurl! You go on with ya bad self and raise that moon! Get down widja bad self!! Okaaayyy you here what I'm sayin'?"
Luna stood up walked towards the balcony. " Aiiieeght gurl!!"
"What in the world.... Auntie Celestia what... Oh come on?!!!" Blue said as he stomped off towards his room.
Celestia smiled and shouted towards her fleeing nephew. "Good luck hope you learn something bluey. I would hate to have to banish you to the moon!!!"
"She ain't playin' player she did it to me boyfraaan!!" Luna said as the moon raised high in the sky seeing the train stop in the station right on schedule.
"Sister..." Celestia said as she got Luna's attention.
"Yeah gurl what up?" Luna said suddenly to be slapped by her sister.
"What the hell did I tell you about hanging around those gang members in the dungeon huh?!!" Celestia said as she flare at her sister who pulled out a small bag of brownies with a Marijaunna leaf sticker.
"What they have good brownies gurlfraaan!" Luna said as she ate one.
"Oh dear Solarium why did you give me a sister who can be easily tricked into being a potheaded pony?!!" Celestia said as she snatched the brownies from Luna. "Mine bitch!!! Prison rules!!!"
"Damn gurl stealin' my damn brownies... Bitch be hatin'!!"
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Macintosh stepped off the train and walked towards the castle finding two guard stallions as they were kissing. "Ahem!!". Mac said as he saw the two break apart rapidly and get back into position.
"Sorry sir Malay we help you?" Said the right guard.
"Yeah can we hehe help you?" Said the left as he took his lance and used the staff end to caress macs chest and muscles outlining them. "Stud..."
"Not that way queer and I was told to come here for the princess." Mac said as he felt his chest tingle from the outline of his chest.
"Oh right this way sir!!" Said the right one as he lead with the left one following close behind mac as he tried to get better looks at his sack and flanks.
"Hey um fella... You got a nice ass and sac right there... " the left one said as he followed. "Think you could ever show a stallion what its like to be rut silly by a real stallion like yourself?"
Mac huffed and turned around to face the left guard. "Tell you whut I'll rut a stallion when I have to sleep with one in the same bed which will never ever happen in all of Equestria!!!!" Mac said as he followed into the throne room.
"Oh Mac!!! Good to see you stud~" Celestia said as the red stallion walked in smelling a hint of weed.
"Howdy princess I'm here for your order you wanted me to fulfill." Mac said as she giggled.
"We will get to that later Mac. By the way I need you to teach my nephew to stop discriminating commoners from royalty... He's being a real bitch. So I am having you sleep in the same room and same bed so he learns how to behave and like commoners!! Just like a sleepover yay!!!" The left guard grinned and whispered in Mac's ear.
"I'll take that rut after we get done here stud.... By the way, names Shadow. Hope you enjoy my tight ass stud~" Shadow said as he giggled.
Mac blushed and looked down as Celestia dismissed them. "Fine but I will only do it once and then its back to mares!!!" Mac said as they trotted into the barracks on the way.
The Sleeping Accommodations
The Sleeping Accommodations
Mac was lead to the guard barracks and shown around as shadow looked at him.
"So tell me Mac... What is your issue with gays huh?" Shadow said as he pulled out a chest and motioned Mac to sit.
"Shoot I don't think its natural... You know two cocks don't make a baby and two vaginas don't make one either." Mac said as he looked at shadow grimacing.
"Well dude that's just it... You see it doesn't matter about the equipment. Its what is in the heart instead. Tell me have you ever thought about who you yearn to be with in your life?" Shadow said as he levitated a sketch pad and a varieties of pencils to himself.
"Well kinda... I want someone who is nice but can be stubborn at times and someone who loves to work and especially someone who has a horn!! You damn unicorns as hot... Well females really." Mac said blushing as he saw shadow sketching away on his sketch pad. "What'cha sketching?"
"I'm sketching a rough sketch of two different ponies and you tell me honestly which one you like better." Shadow said as he showed two unicorns one stallion and one mare. "Alright make without even thinking which one is the hardest working...."
"The stallion..." Mac said as he looked back at the mare that was lithe but looked like she never worked a day in her life. "My sister looks like a better hard worker than that mare.... But what does this have to do with anything?!"
"Because I think there is something more to you that you won't let on.... You envy your sister don't you?" Shadow said as he grinned
"Whut no I don't what are you saying... How did you know she had a fillyfriend?!!" Mac said as he got flustered and his nostrils flared.
"Because my special talent is foreshadowing and being able to picture it and sketch it." Shadow said. "Plus it doesn't help with the picture your gonna get later on."
"Whut? Oh I hope its not a picture that I think its gonna be!!" Mac said as he got flustered and agitated. "Maybe your right... Maybe there is more to me and I'm a bit jealous. Doesn't mean I got to become gay."
"No one wants to turn you gay. I haven't gotten in the bed and raised my flank to you now have I? That's rhetorical by the way cause I haven't and probably won't. Mac I did this because I see in the future some pony you least expect is gonna get your attention and when they do it doesn't mean you changed or your different it just means your heart wants what it wants." Shadow said as he sketched something on his sketch pad.
"So your saying I'm going to love a stallion?" Mac said as he grimaced.
"Or a transvestite... I didn't say now did I Mac?" Shadow said as he continued to sketch.
"Then what are you sketching?" Mac said annoyed from the response.
"What Sargeant Swift and in will be doing tonight.... By the way the room your staying in is down the hall and to the right the big double doors with a compass embroidered on the Door." Shadow said as he dismissed Mac out of the barracks as Swift came in as Mac left.
"So what are you sketching baby?" Swift said as he sat beside shadow.
"Oh that farm fellow..." Shadow said as he showed him the sketch of Mac in Blueblood's room cuddling.
"Wow shadow... I thought he was straight..." Swift said as shadow smirked.
"He is bi... He just doesn't want to admit it... But what gets me is why Blueblood.... I kinda feel sorry for Mac... But like I told him. The heart gets what the heart wants even if its a little different than you thought it would be." Shadow said as he laid down in his bunk only to have swift join him.
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Mac walked down the hall and followed the directions as he came to a big door with a compass embroidered on it. "Well guess this is it. Better knock so I don't freak out my room mate." Mac said as he started to knock.
A few seconds passed as he heard a voice from within the room. "Go away commoner I already told auntie I will not have a commoner in my room!!!" Blueblood shouted from his bed.
" That's just it I was told to sleep in your room while I'm here to teach you somethin'.... I just don't remember what... Or why... The princesses were hi off their rockers anyway... But I'm sleeping in that room either way so you can let me in or I'll buck the door down with ease." Mac said as he yelled through the door.
"Fine!!! Come on in.... Peasant...." Blue blood said as he made his way to the door to great the peasant he would loathe fro the next few months.
The door opened as Mac stepped inside swing blue blood at first. "Howdy! Now was that so hard?" Mac said as he shook Blueblood's hoof.
Blueblood couldn't help but gawk at the sheer size of the stallion as he soon his hoof taking in every bit of the stallion as he looked into those green eyes. "Nice to meet you too..... Ugh!!!" Blueblood looked down at his hoof as Mac released his hoof to notice his hoof was now dirty then the smell of apples and manure filled the room. "Ugh dear sir you stink to high heavens!!! Bathroom is down the hall take a left!!! Please bathe before you get in my bed!!"
"Alright I'll be back soon...." Mac said a little hurt by the comment. "I cain't help I smells like the farm...." Mac finally. Trotted off towards the massive bathing room to find a massive shower a massive tub and a massive 10 faucet sink. "Dang its big in here..." Mac said as he turned on the water to find warm running water. "And actual running water!! Not a dang bucket!!!" Mac eased himself into the shower and washed as he hummed to himself.
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Blueblood washed his hoof using the soap and wash basin he had in his room and sat on his bed. "That hoof was massive... And that body... And his eyes were... Like mesmerizing emeralds...." Blueblood said as he looked down at his hoof. "What am I saying auntie would kill me for locking at a stallion and goddess forbid I even dream about him... Auntie lulu would tell auntie..." Blueblood said as he got under the covers.
Not even minutes after Blueblood fell asleep Mac came in and saw the prince sleeping. "Hmmm. Wonder if he ever worked a day in his life... " Mac said as he lay down in the bed facing the opposite way. Well he can't possibly be the one that shadow fella was talking about."
Mac slept peacefully as he passed out like a rock. Blueblood had woken up when he heard the massive stallion snore beside him. "Oh great a snorer." Blueblood said as he rolled facing Mac's back. "I press right here and then hold his neck here maybe..." Blueblood tilted Macs head as he pressed his spine at the right point causing Mac's snoring to stop instantly but in turn made mac roll over on top of Blueblood as he slept.
"Darn earthpony!!" Blueblood whisper shouted as he lifted the massive stallion with his magic placing him beside him so they switched sides. "There... Now I can sleep with this pathetic commoner in my bed... I'm gonna have to wash the sheets a thousand times to get the commoner smell out." Blueblood said as he drifted to sleep as his body slowly reached for what it thought was a big fluffy warm pillow.