Colton's adventure in Equestria
Chapter 4 It seemed like a good Idea
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"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR FOO" Elena exclaims
"I can and it seemed like a good idea at the time" I say
"Now seriously why did you push us in?" Dakota asks
"Well I was bored and HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT!!!"
In the distance is a rainbow in a circular shape
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS A FUCKING EXPLODING RAINBOW!!!"
twilight says "That must be rainbow dash"
With that being said the rainbow is coming straight toward our position
My reaction "JUMP OUT THE FUCKIN WAY" twilight was crazy and just stood there while Dakota, Elena and me jump THE FUCK OUT THE WAY then to my surprise there wasn't a huge ass crater in the ground there was another pony it was a ......... "RAINBOW PONY!!! But dats impossible."
The rainbow pony says "my name is Rainbow Dash and what the hay are you?"
"I'm a human so are my friends" 'I swear I've seen this pony before i just don't no where'
"Well I don't trust you nor your friends you are a in wanted being here" she looks over to her side to see the two shit heads laughing there asses off and to looks at back at me and says "what's going on with them?"
"Oh it's just that your a part of a joke back on our planet" Dakota says out of breath
"What jok ... Oh that one" I start laughing hard then I here something hit the ground hard
WHATS THIS JOKE I WANT TO KNOW NOWWWW!!!!!!! Rainbow exclaims
"Um well let's just say its a naughty joke"
Then out of nowhere there is a pink flash that goes by (you guys should know who this is)
"HI!" She pops out of nowhere
"HOLY SHIT WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, FUCK THIS SHIT IM CALLING PETA" I YELL
DOYOULIKECAKE,ICECREAMWHATDOYOULIKE?!?!?!?!? She yells towards me
I LIKE EVERYTHING THAT I CAN EAT WHY?!?!?!?
"Just wanted to know I'm, pinkie pie" pinkie pie says
"I'm colton nice to meet you I guess"
Well let's just sum up what is happening so it was a regular day walking home from school I meet a purple ~~pony~~ unicorn then there is a thief that takes a ps3 he dies and twi flirts with me then undescribable happen now where I... I think it's my time no no it's not I'm going to get through 600 words so be prepared for the random ness and uhhhhhhh we are dead so ya
"Holy shit where am I?"
'Your day dreaming dumbass'
"Oh I guess I'll be going back to life"
I return to twi calling my name
"Colton? ... Colton?"
"HOLY SHIT WHERE AM oh nevermind I know where I am"i say
"Wh... Why just ugh"
'hey is that naw it can't be is that doctor whooves' "OH MY GOD IS THAT THE DOC... I MEAN TIME TURNER?!?!?"
The pony just looks at us and just trots of quickly
"Quickly after him" I command
Dakota turns and asks "why after him?"
I whisper in his ear and say "that's doctor who's pony version"
Me and Dakota watch doctor who so ya we are going to chase him
Will they catch the doctor or will they fail? who knows but we will find out soon in the next story
Author's Note
Things kinda changed if u want to be friends on psn my gamer tag is Jasonfd it's now 11:49 good night foos
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