Colton's adventure in Equestria

by Ditzy Duke

Chapter 5 IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!

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Author's Note

I'm going to try to color code this up
Colton-hi or hi
Dakota-hi
Elena-hi
And last but not least golden streak-hi
Well you should know the others


Chapter 5 IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!

chapter 5 IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!

"GET HIM DAKOTA!"

"IM TRYING YOU DUMBASS NOW ELBOOST ME foo!"

""fine here we go in to the shack" I shove him so hard he is sent flying

"OWWWW SHIT! Hey got him!"

"Oh my god you see what you foos did!"

"what did we do?" I stare at her questionably

"That there!"she looks at me aggressively

"Oh? That there na not made by us unless you want me to."

"NO! Just don't. Ok" she exclaims

"Oi what's the meaning for this!?!?!" Turner exclaims

"are you not the real doctor who? I FUCKING LOVE YOU " I ask questionably

"Ok that's just creepy"

"Ok ya just a bit"

" CREEPY MY ASS YOUR THE GREATEST CHARACTER. EVAR!"

"aww hell naw I'm calling PETA" *pulls out cell* *phone sees no bars*"SHIT NO BARS! Believe me I would have called them!"

"OR NAH!" she fucking hates that word

"IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!" I turn to her quickly turn to her and some thing just happend to me

"ELENA DONT TOUCH M-" I go to finish my words but Im cut of some how and I'm still talking but IM NOT TALKING
"-E OR I WILL KILL YOU UNTIL THERE IS BLOOD AND GUTS EVREY WHERE! I'm shocked at what I just said that was something I was not going to say then...

"umm what the official fuck just happened?" they look at me puzzled

"um u are crazy as hell"

"YOUR A MONSTER!"

"I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!

"i just might be able to help" WHO THE HELL WAS THIS!?!?!?!

"who the hell are you?i fell like I've met this person before

"I am the last thing you want to piss off I can be a good friend or a bad foe"

"i mean what's your name..."

"oh my name its golden streak." we look at him we stare "plz don't stare its very impolite,

"oh sorry my name is colton"

"my name is Dakota"

"and my name is Elena

“Hi, and Colton. I think I can help you with your anger issues.”

"Oh yeah? How"

“When you get mad, imagine you’re doing what you want to in your head. Or pretend it’s happening, all in your head. But at the same time pretend it’s real.”

“How the fuck does that work?”

“Just do it!”

“OK!” i do what he said, after a few mins I re-open my eyes. “Holy shit THAT DOES WORK!!"

“Told ya! Anyway, why were you chasing the Doctor?”

“I was wondering that to...”

"“Yeah, why?”"

“I want to know if this doc is just part of the fandom or from the TV show. Are you the ladder or the former? TELL ME!?”

“I’m from the fandom!!”

“Oh… fuck...”

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