The best Appledash story ever.

Applejack and Rainbow Dash go at it as if they are Cheetos-covered figurines mashed together head-to-head by you, the reader, who is most obviously a euphoric man without a job.

"Ah love me some good ol' fashioned APPLEDASH!" -Applejack
"Ew no homo. *smooch*" -Rainbow Dash

The most generic of fictions. Rated Romance because everyone knows the purple tag is the homosexualest.

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