The Ultimate Crossover

Applejack, Twilight, Spike, SpongeBob & Patrick walked through the gate into Sweet Apple Acres.

"So what yer tailin' meh is, you messed up ah spail & ported them two here?" AJ asked pointing to SpongeBob & Patrick.

"Weeeell. Almost. Pinkie interrupted my spell and I messed. It was an accident though, it's Pinkie after all." Twilight said. Spike chuckled.

"You can say that again." The baby dragon said. The group walked to the entrance of the apple farm. The two sea creatures ooed & owed at the sight as if it were King Neptune & all his glory.

"This is a pretty farm Miss Applejack." SpongeBob said with a huge cheesy grin plastered on his face. AJ smiled at him.

"Whah thank ya, sugarcube. Mah family's worked on this land fer years." She said. They entered the farm & walked into the small home. AJ turned to her older brother.

"The feller ok, Big Mac?" She asked the large red stallion.

"Eeyup." Mac responded. Apple Bloom peered down at the figure on the couch. The figure was a cube-y thing. It was very odd.

"This gah looks funnah." Apple Bloom giggled. Mac & AJ shot her looks.

"Ain't nice tah talk bout him liake that. Even if he is differn. Ain't that riaght Mac?" AJ asked her brother. Mac nodded.

"Eeyup." Apple Bloom looked down & turned to the blocky man.

"Imma serry, Mister Cube Man." She said. Suddenly, the figure groaned. Apple Bloom ran under her big brother as he stood protectively over her.

"W-where am I?" The figure asked, sitting up. *He rubbed his eyes & looked around. His eyes widened. There was a sponge, a starfish, a unicorn, a baby dragon & three normal horses. He blinked his eyes rapidly. What was he seeing? Apple Bloom stepped forward.

"H-howdy Mr. Man." She said shyly. She blushed at the sight of him. He was quite handsome... Whatever the hay he was. The man looked at & blinked.

"First I see colorful horses, now they talk?! Brian must be up in my head again." He though to himself. He looked at the filly.

"Um... Hello?" He said. "I'm Steve of MineCraftia." Apple Bloom smiled.

"Wail, I'm Apple Bloom ah Sweet Apple Acres!" She giggled. Steve slightly smiled. This little filly kinda reminded him of his daughter or his little sister.

"Do any of you know where I am?" Steve asked.

"Your in Equestria, Sugarcube. I'm Applejack, but ya can call meh AJ." Applejack said, walking up & offering her hoof to Steve. Steve took her hoof & shook it.

"Nice to meet you AJ." Steve smiled. AJ was impressed, his grip was firm & strong. She was lucky she held back her blush. Applejack pointed to Mac.

"That's Big Macintosh. Mah big brother. He don't talk much. Don't ya Mac?"

"Nope." Mac replied plainly. Steve nodded. Twilight walked up to Steve & smiled.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle. The dragon is my assistant, brother and-or son, Spike." Spike pouted.

"Stop telling ponies that." He blushed. Twilight smirked.

"You call me mom, I call you son." She retorted. Spike snorted smoke as SpongeBob walked forward.

"Hiya! I'm SpongeBob! And the pink one is Patrick." Steve looked behind Sponge & raised an eyebrow.

"Which pink one?" He asked in confusion. SpongeBob turned to see that Pinkie Pie had returned & she had a large grin on her face, her tail wagging with excitement.

"He's Patrick, silly." Pinkie giggled. "I'm Pinkie Pie! Gaaaaaaasp! I need to make a party for three now! Gotta run!" Pinkie tried to speed off, but was caught by Twilight's magic.

"That can wait, Pinkie. We have more pressing matters to attend to." Twilight said. "If you can, Pinkie. I need you to grab the others and get them here ASAP."

"You got it, Twily!" Pinkie shouted with a salute & sped off. Steve raised an eyebrow.

"She always like that?" He asked. Everyone whom knew Pinkie replied with a plain "Yes."

"So what now Miss Dusk Shine?" Patrick asked. Twilight giggled a little.

"No, no. It's Twilight Sparkle. And all we do now is wait." Twilight sat down, as did SpongeBob, Spike & Patrick. AJ & her siblings did not.

"Ya'll relax, might as wail get some more work done, huh Mac?" She asked her brother.

"Eeyup." Mac replied with a nod & the two left. Apple Bloom ran close after.

"Wait up, you gais!" She called out. SpongeBob turned to Twilight & asked.

"So, um Twilight." He asked. "Does Pinkie Pie have someone special?" Twilight gave him a quizzical look.

"Why do you want to know?" She asked.

"Out of curiosity." Sponge replied, simply. Twilight shook her head.

"No. She doesn't. We all thought she & Cheese Sandwich would be good together, but she said she wasn't looking for a colt friend at the time." Twilight explained. SpongeBob nodded & Spike smirked at him.

"Does somepony have a crush?" He mockingly teased as Patrick giggled to himself. SpongeBob rolled his eyes.

"Haha! Very funny." He said sarcastically as the two cracked up by him & Twilight giggled a little bit. SpongeBob's face was beet red as he dove into his thoughts.

"Well... She seems nice & kind. And she's very pretty... Especially her eyes... And her butt... Did I really just think that? Ugh! I'm such a pervert! No no, I'm a guy, it's normal. And why am I senselessly rambling inside my mind. It's completely unneeded. But still, she seems nice..... Maybe I'll try to become her friend later. Maybe.

"E-Ezio? T-that is a very nice n-name sir." Luna said, her face fully red. Ezio smiled a little.

"Why thank you. It means so much coming from the Princess of the Night.* He knelt down close to her. "Has anyone ever told you you look absolutely stunning, Luna?"

"W-well no, but-" she began but was interrupted.

"Outrageous! That must be changed, fair lady." Ezio cleared his throat & took Luna's hoof in his hand. "Dearest Luna, you are absolutely stunning." Luna's face became redder than ever.

"T-thank you sir." She said. Ezio nodded & jumped back onto his rope.

"If you'd like, we can meet later on tonight for a stroll. What do you say?" He asked.

"Um, of course. I suppose." Luna answered.

"Perfect! It's a date then!" Ezio smiled. "Until then. Adue monamor." Ezio climbed up his rope & out of the castle. Luna felt her face.

"He is quite the charmer. But... What is he doing in Equestria? Humans don't grow naturally here, at least I don't think. I have some serious pondering to do."  Luna walked through the halls if the castle once more, to help her think of a reason why this creature was here. And more importantly... How did he know her?

Fluttershy walked through the door of the home of Sweet Apple Acres.

"H-hello everypony, I'm-" she suddenly gasped at the sight of two sea creatures & dashed to them. Her hooves pinched SpongeBob's cheeks. Big Mac looked very nervous.

"P-pardon meh!" He shouted as he dashed out of the room.

"Oh my goodness. Aren't you just adorable!?" Fluttershy cooed to SpongeBob. Sponge liked this lady, he didn't know why. But he just did.

"Thank you." Was all he could muster as the yellow pegasus squished his cheeks more together.

"I've always wanted to see live marine life. And now I am." Fluttershy gleefully said as she squeed her vintage squee. SpongeBob laughed.

"We're not in the military, ma'm." He chuckled, laughing more. Fluttershy giggled.

"And quite the sense of humor, too." She said, patting his head. Twilight cleared her throat.

"Alright everypony, we need to speak." Twilight started. Twilight then began to tell her story to the other Mane 6 & Apple Bloom. She told them if the book, the spell, and they're new friends. Pinkie gasped.

"That's amazing Twilight! Tell it again! Tell it again!" She shrieked. Rainbow Dash looked at her.

"Pinkie, you were there." She said with a sigh. Pinkie out her hoof to her chin.

"Oh yeah!" She giggled. "Silly me!"

"Anywaaaay," Twilight continued. "We need to stay vigilant. I feel more beings are coming to Equestria."

"But darling," Rarity began. "Why are they coming here?"

"That's a good question, Rarity. Equestria has much more magic then these other worlds. So the magic drags them here. At least that's what I've read." Twilight answered.

"Um, T-Twilight? When do you think more ponies or... Things may enter Equestria?" Fluttershy asked, her pink hair covering one of her eyes. As if ok cue, a loud boom was heard from outside. Fluttershy's eyes widened.

"That came from my cottage!" She yelled. She flew out the door quicker than Rainbow Dash mixed with the Flash & 16 cheetahs. "MOMMY'S COMING, BABIES!!!"

"Fluttershy, wait!!!" Rainbow yelled, giving chase. Twilight turned to Applejack.

"Watch Steve, AJ. Rarity & Spike, you stay too. Everypony else, follow me." The alicorn flew out the door, followed by Pinkie, SpongeBob & Patrick close behind her.

"Three down... Three to go. Wait, a fourth is enter Equestria. One step closer to my reign as overlord!" The voice laughed a booming & malicious laugh then continued his monologue.

"I'll send my hellhounds to Ponyville at the strike if midnight. No lives will be claimed... Yet. Soon, the sisters will fall & I will rule the Six Worlds!!!" The darkness boomed with laughter at the thought of it's conquest & victory.