The Ultimate Crossover

The three screamed at the odd beasts in terror. The creatures screamed back in equal fear, until the screams came to an abrupt stop. The five looked at each other in curiosity, trying to answer one question... "What am I looking at?" Finally Twilight spoke.

"Who are you? Are you friendly?" She asked, pointing her horn at the odd creatures. The square one stepped forward.

"Only if you are." He answered. Twilight lowered her horn & looked at him.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle." She said holding her hoof out. The creature took it & shook it.

"I'm SpongeBob Squarepants." He said. "And my friend is Patrick Star." The star looked confused.

"Who's Patrick?" He asked. Pinkie hopped in front of him.

"It's you silly-willy!" She giggled. "I'm Pinkie Pie! And your in Equestria! Gaaaaaaasp! I gotta throw you a welcome party!" The pink pony sped off out the door. SpongeBob smiled.

"My kinda girl." He said with a nod. Patrick looked and SpongeBob and smirked. "What?"

"Your kinda girl, aye? Looks like someone has a cruuuuush." Patrick laughed at his remark, while SpongeBob blushed.

"I.... I do not! I just met her!" He said, crossing his arms. Then in a mumble he said. "She's very pretty though..."

Twilight walked over to the two. "You too make yourselves at home. I need to contact Princess Celestia & Princess Luna about this."

SpongeBob smiled. "Thank you Miss Sparkle." He said as he sat in one of the comfy chairs the library offered. Spike sat in the chair by him.

"Soooo, are you from underwater or something." He asked. SpongeBob nodded.

"Yes sir, we are from unda dah sea." He said with a smile.

"Wanna tell me more?" The drake asked. SpongeBob's smiled widened.

"I'd love to!" He said with a toothy grin.

Luna waked through the corridor of the large castle. She swore every time she walked through here, it got bigger. This was indeed not the case, but still. Luna enjoyed just waking alone. It gave her a while to think without interruption. Her thoughts were interrupted by a sound from above.

Creeeeeeak!

Luna looked up to see... Nothing... Not a single thing. But what had made that noise? Maybe a bird got in, it wouldn't be the first time. Luna looked to the floor a moment. The carpet had been moved by her hoof in her haste. She put it back in order & was about to continue her walk when... She was met with a face. But this face was.... Off. It had no coat, not a muzzle in sight & no pony features. The face only had what she could comprehend as a slight stubble & black shaggy locks.

"Hello." It said, it's voice was an accent Luna was not familiar with. Looking up, the thing's body was completely different from a pony's. She couldn't describe it, but it seemed to use it's front legs for grabbing things. It had odd appendages on it's "hooves". Five on each. Like a dragon's claw, only they were rounded, not sharp. Luna took a step back from it. It wore a white cloak with some red & brown here & there. She could tell it was a male, by the sound of it's voice. Luna breathes heavily.

"W-what... W-w-who..." She stammered.

"What and who am I you ask?" The thing finished for her. "I am a human. And as for my name... I am called many. The Voice for the Voiceless, the Eyes of the Blind, the outlaw, the seducer. But you, may call me a simpler name." The human kneeled down so they're were nose-to-nose. Luna lightly blushed from the contact.

"A-a-and w-what may I call y-you, sir?" She asked. The human chuckled.

"You dear Princess... May call me... Ezio."

"-And that's everything you need to know!" SpongeBob finished. Spike nodded his head in response, but before he could say anything, Twilight barged into the room.

"Spike, I need you to send this off the Princess Celestia." She said. Spike stood up & with a mist if green fire, the letter was off. The two marine life creatures "ooed" in amazement at the sight.

"Neat!" Patrick said. Spike chuckled.

"Thank yo-" Spike was interrupted by the door being slammed open.

"Applejack?" Twilight asked. "What are you-"

"No time fer explainin'!" The country mare said. "Ah need ya'll down at meh farm. ASAP!"

A blocky hand rose from an enormous hole in the ground. Steve hoisted himself out of the crater that had been made from his arrival. He coughed.

"F-fuck..." He said, getting to his feet. "Gotta get outta here." He stood up & used his sword to support him. His leg was killing him. There was only one thing to do now... Find help.