Author's Note

For some reason I foresee some dislikes on this one. Also Damn Rumble sucks to be you right now.

Chapter 2

6:59...7:00 HA-HA-HA-HA-Haaa

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7:05 HA-HA-HA-Haa

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7:15 HA-HA

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7:20 HAAA

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7:25 WAKE UP. YOU ARE LAZY AND WORTHLESS

SLAM

7:30 HA-HA AAANNNNDDDD POWERLESS TO STOP ME!

SLAM SLAM

7:35 YOU THINK I GO AWAY?! BUT I'M STILL HERE! HA-HAA

WHAM

7:40 YOU WANT PEACE AND QUIET? TOOO BAADDD HA-HAA

SMASH* SMASH* SMASH*

7:50 I'LL NEVER LET YOU SLEEP AGAIN! HA-HA

*CRASH*

After making damn sure that his annoying ass alarm clock was destroyed Rumble returns to his bed to go back to sleep for a couple more hours.

Not Broken...HA-HA-HAA!

He quickly get up from his bed in a blinding rage and grab the nearest blunt object that he could find. "Oh that is fuckin it!" Rumble growled. He swings the object wildly destroying everything in sight as his not broken alarm was still laughing at him.

RUMBLE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?! KEEP IT DOWN BEFORE YOU-

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! sniff WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

OHH GREAT! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! GET YOUR LIGHT GRAY ASS DOWN HERE!

Rumble groans and drops the object on the floor and looks around his messed up room. "Shit this place looks like the wasteland. Eh I'll clean it up later." After stopping by the bathroom making sure that his mane wasn't a mess he heads downstairs where Thunderlane was trying in vain to calm down the crying Cloud Runner.

"Shhh, Shhh Its ok. Don't cry." He glares angry at his younger brother who just walks by ignoring his piercing gaze. "It was just your dumbass uncle."

Rumble scoffs as he heads to the cabinet. "She stayed all night?" He asked grabbing a bowl and a box of cereal.

"Yeah, apparently Cloud Chaser and Flitter decided to go partying again late last night." He said bouncing the foal. "Going baby shopping my ass."

The fifteen year old shakes his head at his brothers misfortune. "That sucks man." He replied going into the refrigerator and retrieving some milk for his breakfast.

"Man who you telling?" Thunderlane shakes his head bitterly. "I was going to go hang with the bros, maybe go to a strip club or something?" Rumble pours some milk in his bowl of cereal and begins to eat his breakfast while his brother continued his rant. "Rumble, always watch yourself, these hoes will put on leg high socks and panties and twerk dat ass for a pony and as soon you start nibbling Snaddadada guess what? I'm pregnant...Rumble what the hell do you think your doing?"

Rumble looks up at Thunderlane confused. "Uh, eating cereal?"

"With Cloud Chaser's breast milk?"

"PHHHHTTTTTTT!" Rumble quickly spits out his food and starts wiping his tongue. Well THAT certainly ruined his breakfast. "WHY IS THAT IN THE FRIDGE?"

Thunderlane was shaking his head laughing. "Tastes good does it? Pffff HAHAHAHAHA."

"Fuck you man." Spat Rumble getting up from his seat and heading to the front door. "I'm going to school before I kick your ass." He opens the door and walks outside.

"Hey! I'll be sure to save you some when you come home...HAHAHAHAHA"

Rumble slams the door and flies off to his school. "Fucking ass."

It was a sunny day in the small town of Ponyville. The birds were singing and the flowers were blooming and the townsponies were happily going about their daily lives. But for our grumpy gray pegasus, he really didn't give a flying fuck about the day or the birds, he really wanted to get this day over with so he could return home and write more human fiction.

"Seriously though, who the fuck puts breast milk in a spot where somepony can just grab it?" Grumbled Rumble as continued flying through the sky. He sees the school coming into view and quickly lands on the ground. "Ok lets get this over with."

The schoolhouse that was used to be one floor and one room was upgraded to a bigger multi-roomed building so that more school teachers could teach more students after Ponyvilles expansion. Basically how that went was, Twilight Sparkle thought that Ponyvilles original school game was kinda weak and told Mayor Mare to step it up. She did by the way and now we got Ponyville High, it looks nice on the outside but on the inside so much chaos happens here that Discord himself is like fuck this place. Most of the students are either crazy, horny or crazy horny and so are the teachers. But in their defense, they have a SHITTON of papers to grade that makes dating impossible. Students get so much work to do that some just say fuck it and quit. Teenage pregnancy is a thing too, but at least they have a lunchroom that doesn't serve breast milk.

And what about the old Schoolhouse? Well if you need a quickie and the restroom stalls were full...Need I say more?

Rumble walks up to the entrance of Ponyville High looking at students looking at him. Some are smiling, some are cooing. Why are they looking at him like that? "What the fuck ya'll looking at?" He asked

A purple coated mare steps up to him and shakes his hoof. "Rumble, that's a very wonderful thing you're doing. Taking care of Scootaloo and her baby. You give us hope that there is such a thing as true love."

Rumble's face scrunches up like he saw a fat guy in a thong or something. "Bitch, what the FUCK are you talking about?" He suddenly remembered that Cloud Chaser wasn't the only one who got pregnant.

"Don't play dumb lover boy." She said smiling. "You and Scootaloo do make a cute couple and I wish you two the best." She walks away from Rumble who just looks horrified.

"Me and Scootaloo? By Celestia's glorious white ass what the fuck did she do this time?!" He wondered as he walked inside the building.

This wasn't the first time that Scootaloo tried to get Rumble's affections. She wasn't ugly or anything, just desperate and clingy. But she was the main reason that he was bitchless right now as every other mare he tried to talk to disappeared never to be seen again, but the deal breaker was her pregnancy. Long story short, she told Rumble that she was pregnant and wanted him to be her baby's daddy, Rumble's response. Bitch. Fuck you.

"Man I need a smoke." Rumble said shaking his head. He heads towards one of the schools restrooms finds an open stall, closes the door, and pulls out a joint and lights it up. "Fuckin Scootaloo."

"Oh Unngg."

Rumble looks around at the noise. "The fuck was that?"

"D-d-damn oh ohoh, fuck me! Ooooooh fuck that pussy! huff, huff I better Ungh get an A+ for this!"

"Seriously." Rumble thought. "Somepony must be trying to get some extra credit."

"Oh shit. I'm close. Call me Senpai and we'll see about that A+"

"Senpai Senpai Senpai SENPAI!" Rumble covers his ears hoping to drown them out. But it was no good.

"Huff, Huff well I think you earned that A+"

"I fuckin better!" They leave the stall while Rumble just sits there smoking his joint. Yep just another day at Ponyville High he thought banging his head.

"Hey man! I'm trying to finish masturbating over here!"

"Ok class." Began Miss Cherilee. "Due to the high number of pregnancies, the school board requires that we teach you horny bastards the importance of safe sex...again."

The classroom just stares at her blankly not really paying attention. Apple Bloom was on her phone doing something until the purple mare takes it away. "Mah phone!"

"Apple Bloom listen." Cherilee said putting the phone in her desk. "This is important and you need to pay attention."

"Miss Cherilee who cares?!" She replied. "You're just mad because you don't get any."

Miss Cherilee stops writing on the blackboard and glares at the yellow filly. "What did you say?!"

"Look, ah know it must be hard coming home to a dark and empty house. Look let me hook you up wit mah brother for a night."

The purple coated teacher rolls her eyes. "How many time must we tell you that we are just good friends?"

"Bitch quit lyin you know you wanna hit that." Apple Bloom grins at Cherilee who just stands in silence.

"Alright you got me. I do." She said.

"Ah can make it happen." She said grinning." Toss me mah phone."

Cherilee wastes no time in retrieving Apple Bloom's phone from her desk and tosses it to the yellow bow wearing filly. "Hey bro whatcha doin? Oh yea. Well I got Miss Cherilee tryin to show ya a good time. Oh yea? Ok Ah'll send her over." She looks up to the spot where Miss Cherilee was standing but she was already gone.

Rumble slams his head on his desk. Why did he even get out of bed this morning, then he remembered that it was his annoying ass alarm clock. He should really stop buying those.

After Miss Cherilee left the class. Rumble went in to the school's computer lab checking up on his fan-fics. "Ugh, yet another futa fic in the featured section. Why are those so damn popular? Nopony would ever date one in real life."

"Salutations Rumble!"

Rumble slams his head on the desk. That was none other than the voice of Button Mash, extreme nerd, captain of mathematics team and the coltfriend of the sexy ass Sweetie Belle. How exactly did he manage to pull that last one off was beyond anypony. "What do you want dork?" He didn't hate him but he was jealous as fuck though.

"Well me and Sweetie saw you on television last night and I just wanted to say congratulations." He said

"For what?" For some reason he didn't like where this was going. "Wait. I was on T.V?!"

The brown colt takes the seat next to him. "You mean you don't know?"

"No dipshit I don't!"

Button Mash types something on the computer and the screen changes to a place called TLC. "Oh no not this place." Rumble facehoofed. If you wanted a show about dumbass ponies doing dumbass things this was the place. They gave anypony a show. Who could forget such classics as: Tootsie Moo Moo, That one guy with the sixteen foals and five mares, and who could forget Queer eye for the Stallion Guy. Button Mash clicks a link that made Rumble cock an eyebrow.

"Motherly Scootaloo?"

Button Mash clicks a video that said New Episode.

Hello all! My names Scootaloo and I'm fourteen years old. First I just want to say thank you to all who sent me money to support me and my son. But I have some good news everypony. I have a new coltfriend now. His name is Rumble and he is the kindest, sweetest, most handsomest colt in the world. He treats way better than what-his-name ever did. He took me out on a date last night and it was magical, he even brought me flowers! He even said that after we graduate he was going to propose to me! Hehe! I cant wait for him to a way better father than Not Rumble was. Wish me luck! And send money so my son can have a decent meal tonight!

Button Mash stops the video. "It was on last night. I don't know how-" He looks over to Rumble whose coat changed from light gray to blood red. He was also shaking very very badly and his eyes were bleeding. "Uh Rumble? Are you ok? Should I go get the nurse?" He gets up from the seat. "I'm going to go get the nurse."