"Hiiiiiiiii hi hi hi hi hi hi hi........ I'm so high.... so high, sooooooo hiiiigh!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP LIL WAYNE!" I yelled as I smacked him in the face with my giant rainbow pingas of cockitude.

"I just tasted skittles. Dayum." He said and fainted. Rainbow colored foam started to leak out of his filthy ass mouth.

"RAPE TIIIIIIIME!" Pinkie yelled and raped the black nigga, making him die and sending him off to where he belongs.

-Where he belongs-

Nobody went here. It smelled like balls, shit, and fish. It was a small dark place where only the bravest, or nastiest, of them all ever went. It has been known to trap people in it, make their hour in there miserable, and cover them in it's poison. To go into this place, you have to want to die, have a low self esteem, and be able to bear living with the smell of shit in your nose for the rest of your life. It's the scariest place any human being has ever been in, and sometimes, going in there is inevitable. Your body forces you to go into the disgusting death trap that many people fear and frown upon. It's so small and horrible. Yet it sucks so many unlucky people into it's disgusting germ infested entrance. It's so murky in the place, you can't see as soon as you walk in. The stench of several deadly poisons and gasses can make you pass out in seconds. Some people never make it out of the place alive. Some are traumatized for the rest of their life. Some go insane after one minute. You will be lucky to last an hour in the hellhole. Nobody likes the people who go into the gruesome place. They are the reason it's so unbearable. They've created a second hell... actually, most people would rather burn in hell than have to go inside...

A porta-potty.

And Lil Wayne is at the bottom of all of the piss, shit, puke, period blood and sex juices.

-Back to Sugarcube Corner-

"FUCK A GILDA IN THE DICK WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE!" Yelled Rainbow dash as all of a sudden Mario, Slenderman, Sonic, Thomas the Dick Engine and Black Doom's giant body and tiny dick came out of nowhere and went crazy. Then they disappeared. For no fucking reason. And the place was trashed.

"Shit. Shit happened Rainbow Dash." Pinkie Pie said.

All of a sudden, Shrek popped out of a portal in front of us. I came everywhere. Shrek licked it up and sucked my SKITTLE-DUM-DITTLE RAINBOW COCK! Then his eyes turned red and he grinned like a fat ass creepy pedophile stalker idiot.

"You have to go into the crrrrreeeepypastas nao!" He shouted and all of a sudden, we saw a whole bunch of crack around us. We could get rich off this good shit. I took out my garbage bag that I use in sex games and filled it with that good shit when all of a sudden so fast that I couldn't finish this senten-

"WHY THE FUCK YOU GAWT MY CRACK! THAT'S WHAT GIVES ME MY SUPER SPEED!" Sonic.exe yelled.

"I'm sorry, I just wanted 2/3 of it to get rich off of. Can I pleeeeease keep it?" I asked the red eyed creep. "By the way, love dem eyes!"

"Aww, thank you! Of course you can have my crack! You even said please... I like you. I hardly ever meet nice people or ponies. They always scream and run away rudely and when I try to chase them, they fight back and in self defense I'm forced to kill them. So fucked up. Am I ugly? Is that why they run?" Sonic.exe cried out blood.

"No! You're a sexy piece of ass! Come with me and we can be friends forever!"

"Yay!" He laughed with sparkly eyes and a rainbow over him as he skipped to us and we kept walking.

"I'm Jeff the killer! FEAR ME!" Some kid roared.

"No." I said.

"Fuck me in the butt." He commanded.

"No." I said.

"Make me your slave...? Please?" He asked.

"Sure! Since you said please." I agreed.

"YAY!"

And so we were back in Sugarcube corned, sitting on the couch. We sat there. And sat there.

"I gotta piss." I said.

And I pissed in that exact spot. Oh well. Princess Molestia will lick it clean.

Author's Note

A NEW FUCKING CHAAAAAAPTER!