SuporHaxorlicious, AKA Giantdad, AKA The Legend, AKA That Asshole, AKA GG No Re, was spending his day invading poor souls and showing them the glory of the Chaos Zweihander. On the occasion he would be beaten by gankers and hackers, but not before living up to his reputation of making things more difficult than anyone else could hope to. R1ing to victory time after time. Dunk Londo was as always, a great place to test his skill.

"...." He exclaimed with glee as he looked back on the last few days. The strange boss monster looking thing giving him those strange purple eye orbs and invading that strange place. The small purple equine host wasn't all too difficult to kill, but it was fun all the same. He wished that he hadn't wasted one of those orbs being backstabbed by that larger horse. It was a shame really, he didn't get the opportunity to kill that one. At least not yet... Suddenly, large fog gates appeared in place of the massive doors that led to the deceased Dunkstein and Slamough's chamber.

Pony Spirit Twilight Sparkle Has Invaded! Flashed the message in his vision. The expression on his mask showing fear while he inwardly grinned. The name was familiar, now he waited....and waited...but still saw nothing around him. Figures, magic spammers never challenge anyone outright. Probably Chameleoned somewhere waiting for him.

He struck his signature pose using his body language to ask the hidden Twilight Sparkle 'Well, what is it?' He faintly heard a gulp to his right and noted a small shape moving quickly towards the room of the also dead giant blacksmith. Climbing the stairs and making his way to that chamber, he listened for anything that could be considered irregular. He knew the placement of every pot, plant, and particle that this world held just as any non-casul undead would. The Legend didn't immediately see any obvious difference in the place, other than a vase in the corner.

"...." He challenged the evil vase with his standard pose eliciting movement in it as the vase realized that it had been discovered. It quickly morphed into a pony shape and hopped out of the door and to the side of one of the bat demons.

Before it had dashed off, SuporHaxorlicious noticed the big hat and familiar robes that would have usually identified someone as a Beatrice cosplayer as well as the blue hue covering it and identifying it as a darkmoon covenant player. He silently scoffed and stepped towards the bat demon that jolted to motion and attempted to fire a spear of lightening towards him that he easily rolled out of the way of. No sooner had he evaded the bat's attack, than Twilight used Homing Crystal Soulmass in an attempt to catch him off guard. She failed as most would expect and retreated behind her impromptu ally again. The Legend had already grown tired of this tactic as he rolled within range of the bat demon and obliterated it with dark flame leaving only the pony behind it. A pony that quickly darted behind another demon...this action was repeated several times until the area was clear of NPCs. Twilight's 'tactic' disappointed The Legend as he cleaved through each demon until the only remaining opponent was trembling before him. Though he had to admit that the trembling looked more like it was out of fury than fear, something that was unexpected of one that was about to git wrekt.

"You...." She said, seemingly about to go on some kind of tirade. While she was speaking he quickly stepped around her and prepared for a backstab to punish her casul ways.

All did not go as planned as a swift kick from her back hoof to his crotch was executed flawlessly. He did not fall, but for once the face displayed on the mask of the father was in sync with his own. If it hadn't been for the Giant armor it could have been a crit....His anguish quickly became anger as he delivered a mighty kick to the pony right between her back legs causing her to become a stuttering mess of pain.

"Oh sweet Celestia that smarts..." She muttered as she quickly got back up with a sore arse. When she turned around she finally noticed the words 'Bass Cannon' imprinted on the side of SuporHaxorlicious's massive sword as it arced directly towards her head. She dodged it easily, knowing that the souls she spent on Dexterity had not been in vein. She smirked to herself as her horn lit up and she warped behind the GiantDad...it was a move that he obviously didn't expect as the soul magic of this land didn't contain any kind of teleportation. She quickly applied her Darkmoon blade spell to her horn and attempted to backstab the bastard only to be met with air as Haxorlicious dove forward and evaded her attack. She cursed herself for not applying Darkmoon blade to her horn prior to teleporting. She was definitely making progress in this fight though, she had already thrown him off his guard twice. That was two more times than she expected to. She knew she would have to bombard him with magic from this point on if she wanted to have any chance at winning.

The Legend grunted in annoyance as he turned towards his opponent, not only was she a magic spammer, but she was obviously a hacker too. He did his classic stance and ignited his hand to remind his opponent that he wasn't without magic. When he finished that he quickly threw a few fireballs her way, she moved quickly and made it out with only a slightly singed tail. Apparently she thought that the teleporting trick would work twice...a thought that ended with her horn being separated from her head. The resulting explosion of magic rocketing both of them in opposite directions. After this she was completely incoherent as she rolled around screaming and attempting to locate her severed horn. Eventually she located it and attempted to crawl towards it ignoring the incredible pain. Haxorlicious casually stepped on the object of her desperation causing another explosion to knock him off of his ass. The pony attempted to capitalize this as she climbed on top of him and tried to strangle him with her hooves. This tactic seemed to work for a few moments until he simply stood up and knocked her to the ground.

"Damn it....I couldn't...I failed again." Twilight cried as she accepted her fate. "But I promise, I will try again over and over until you pay for what you did!"

The legend kneeled before the small equine and picked her up off of the ground in an apparent attempt to cheer her up. She looked into the empty black eyes of the mask he wore in an attempt to see his true face...in vein of course as a casul such as herself could never look upon its magnificence. For a moment she felt as if this monster wasn't as terrible as she had originally thought. She continued to ponder this until she noticed the hand that held her heating up again, before she could respond the black fire consumed her and she was dropped off of the edge of Anor Londo.

Author's Note

Yeah, I think it is a fitting sequel...not very well written but fun to write. That's why I wrote it in the first place really.