Author's Note

Choosing this build because I thought it'd be fun to write for a short...I was right, though it was a bit shorter than I planned. Oh yeah, before I forget, I mentioned in a blog post that I recently decided to introduce guest chapters of Twilight invading other undead aside from the GiantDad SuporHaxorlicious. . The only true requirement of submitting these guest chapters (aside from things that should be obvious) is that you enjoy writing it as that is why I started writing these stories in the first place. The prize aside from being featured in the title and author's notes is that I'll promote ya...which is similar to being featured in the title and author's notes...yeah.

RIPPED

"What in Tartarus am looking at?" Twilight asked as she entered the world of LT.Ness234.

"It's FITNESS!" Came the reply from everywhere around her. This was odd because the only living thing she saw within the Undead Parish was a pale white haired human that seemed almost built of muscle. She would have thought this one to be indecent if it weren't for his simple cloth pants. The massive gauntlets on each hand were the closest things to weapons that she spotted.

"Err wha-" Twilight began only to receive a punch in the mouth.

"FITNESS MADE SIMPLE!~" The strange voice sounded throughout the area along with the resounding crack from the powerful punch.

Twilight quickly reacted by picking the man up with her telekinesis and tossing him into the great church.

"I heard about some crazy people in this area, but you take the cake." Twilight said as the man picked himself up.

"MADE FOR REAL PEOPLE!" The voice sounded as the man rushed Twilight at incredible speeds and unleashed a flurry of punches that she managed to avoid. The man stopped fighting only to strike a 'Praise the Sun' pose right in front of Twilight.

"I get it, you're ripped. If you're finished, I think I'll end this." She said as her horn charged up with soul magic.

"IT'S CHANGING REAL LIVES!" The voice said with confidence as he pointed directly above Twilight. She instinctively looked up only to get a firm backhand from the thick metal gauntlet-like weapons of her opponent.

"What the..." Twilight slurred dizzily as she spat out a bloody tooth. "I don't like you very much."

"IT'S FITNESS MADE SIMPLE~" The man repeated as he swung again only to meet air as Twilight teleported behind him and stuck her horn into his backside.

"FITNESS~" The voice repeated, now strained as he fell to the ground.

"MADE SIMPLE~" Twilight finished enthusiastically as she destroyed her opponent with a soul spear. "Damn, that tune is stuck in my head."

Twilight collected her humanity and souls before leaving the world of possibly the strangest being she had ever encountered.