All I was doing was typing another fan-fiction then all of a sudden Pinkie herself not only simply walks through the computer screen but then she insists on helping me write a story. So here it goes. Whoever you are, send help. Please. I don't think she plans on leaving...

(I completely fucked the 4th wall on this one, just so you guys know. It is NOT meant to be taken seriously and no, there is no actual sex in this one, sorry.)