Cooling Down

Chapter I: Waking Up

"WHOAHEY! GET THE FUCK OFF ME!" I shouted as I jolted up my bed, wide awake.

It's one of those crazy dreams I've been having again. The one where I get to be raped by several sex-hungry women that wants me dehydrated of all my juices, damn… This is not what I expected it to be. I looked at the side of my bed and saw that Fluttershy isn't there. (Yeah, I'm living with Fluttershy)

"Strange… Where is Fluttershy?" I asked myself.

Getting up from bed and stretching, I went in the bathroom to wash my face to get rid of those dead skin cells and stuff. Just a normal day, huh?

"No, not exactly." A strange voice just spoke.

'What the… Who are you?'

"I'm the voice inside you head, idiot."

'Not sure if I'm going nuts…'

"You're not going crazy, moron. I'm just a guide."

'Well… Welcome aboard. I guess?'

I got out of the bathroom as fresh as ever and went downstairs… Only to find that there is no one there. LITERALLY, there was no one there. Confused, I tried to search for Fluttershy around the cottage.

"'SHY?! 'Shy, where are you?" I called out. But there was no response.

'Any idea where she is?'

"Oh I don't fucking know, I'm in your head for Christ's sake. How could I know where the fuck she is?"

'Don't you ever have a clean mouth?'

"Shut the hell up."

'Oh, wow. You're a great help.'

It chuckled, "Glad to be of help."

Suddenly, my stomach grumbled. "Damn… Be patient. I'm trying to find her.", it's second growling was a more louder one. Annoyed, I spoke in irritation, "OKAY! Okay, for the love of God. I'll make my own food."

I went to the kitchen and reached for the cupboard. Opening it, all I ever found was a spider and its web.

"Well… Fuck. Let's go buy food…"

My stomach growled once more, now more angrier and painful than before.

"Your stomach's hungry, Ryan. Feed it!"

'Okay, just shut up and be quiet.' I ordered.

Using my ring, I tried summoned my clothes but nothing happened. I inspected my ring to see that it's run out of energy.

"Oh Well… I need to find my battery."

Running upstairs, I went into me and Fluttershy's room to find the battery.

"Come on… Come on… Where is it?! I know I kept it in here somewhere!"

"Hey dipshit, it's lost. We don't know where it is."

'WHAT?! No, it can't be lost! I know I stored it in here somewhere!'

"Come on. It's lost; we can't use the ring until it's fully charged. Look, after we eat, let's try to find the battery. Come on, your stomach's annoying the hell out of me."

"Damn it! Okay, that battery is very important and I can't lose it. Let's go."

After changing clothes, I went outside and gone towards Sugar Cube Corner. As I was walking through the streets of Pony Ville, I can't help but to think about the feeling that something was off. Something was VERY VERY off today and I can't put my finger on it though.

'Are you noticing something wrong in here?'

"Not that I know of. Why?"

'There is something really odd in Pony Ville right now.'

"It's neither the lacking of stallions and the quietness of the town. Since male are fucking outnumbered by female and…"

'Wait… Am I hearing screams and shouts right now? That's odd…'

"Yeah… I have to agree, that's really odd and strange."

'And wait… *sniff*… Why does this town smells like everyone is fucking each other?'

"Sex? Yeah, I smell it too."

I wanted to investigate and know what the hell is going on but, the voice in my head is trying to tell me that I should go home, lock myself in there and sleep.

'Uhhh… Why?'

"I'm not sure about all of this. Something smells fishy and I don't like it."

'But you don't have a nose; neither do you have a body.'

"It's a goddamn expression, fuck face. I have a bad feeling about this."

'No, I'll be stealthy about this. Is that okay?'

"Whatever suits you, boy."

After I finished talking with my brain or rather the voice in my head, I saw Rainbow Dash glance at me. Being the friendly human that I am, I waved to her as I passed by. But what caught my attention, was her strange behavior…

"Hey there, you piece of man-meat… Wanna play?" she coaxed. I suddenly stopped moving.

"…Wait, what?"

'Wait, what did she just say?'

I turned around to see her advancing towards me in a seductive manner. Scared, I backed up each step she made. One by one until my back just hit the closed entrance of Sugar Cube Corner.

"Oh hey, you made it to Sugar Cube Corner. Congrats. Now, what were you saying about being stealthy and shit?"

I ignored him and focused on the more pressing matters, like this one. I tried being reasonable with her,

"R-Rainbow, please stay away from me. Okay, I'll give you anything you want, just let me go." I negotiated.

"HEY! YOU'RE NOT IN THE RIGHT TIME TO NEGOTIATE!"

'And so what the hell am I supposed to do?!'

Rainbow Dash placed a finger to my mouth and shushed, "Oh… I think you already know what I want…"

"I do? Do I?"

To further understand what the fucking hell is going on, I took a closer look on her body language. Her movements were as limber as a snake, her face expression and her eyes were only longing for one familiar, abstract feeling… It was pure lust.

"Wait, did I say anything? I mean, not anything at all. Y-You understand, right?"

Not uttering a word, she advanced towards me more.

"You better jet." My heart skipped a beat, "Alright…"

I quickly dashed away from the now sex-hungry Rainbow Dash. I looked back to see the entitled "Fastest Flyer in Equestria" Pegasus right on my goddamn neck, "Hmmm… Me trying to escape from someone who is very agile and fast? Well… Fu—"

"AH SHIT!"

Rainbow Dash tackled me down on the ground, both of us tumbling across an alley. Struggling, she sat up on me and held both my arms to prevent me from escaping.

She gazed down at me, looking me with those eyes pure of lust, "Don't worry, babe… I'll make you enjoy this as long as you can.", again, my stomach grumbles.

"Dang it…" I mumbled.

"Ohhhh… Looks like someone is very hungry." Dash positioned herself where her crotch is right at my damn face. "Don't worry, I got a meal for you to enjoy."

"Fuck! Think, moron! YOU'RE COMMITED TO FLUTTERSHY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"

I gulped, "I uhhh… AM hungry! Yes, I am hungry." I answered in a very casual way. Sweating heavily, I coughed, "But I'm going need a bigger meal than what you're going to offer."

"WHAT?! Are you fucking shitting me? That's the best you've got?!"

'Like you can think of any better!'

Dash grew a light smile, "Glad you see it my way, Ryan…" She slowly positioned herself into a more comfortable position, "I won't let you get away that easily…So don't try anything stupid, mmkay?"

Her left hand that was pinning my right arm began to move downwards to my throbbing manhood.

Supposedly, this WAS the chance that I've been waiting for. If only I tried to take it, which I did not.

"Are you going to stay there all day? Fucking imbecile."

'SHUT UP! I'm trying think of something to buy time.'

"Oh, like doing nothing isn't going to help."

I tried to slip out of her grip, but it seemed impossible at this moment. "Hey, Ryan…" She muttered, "Why don't you just relax and let the mare do all the work? You're making this more harder than it is now."

She looked at my shaft, "It's time… Stay put now…"

Rainbow Dash then pulled off my pants and rubbed her moist folds at the tip of my manhood. I grunted in pleasure; Believe me, I haven't had sex for a while with Fluttershy

"SNAP OUT OF IT, DIPSHIT! What the hell are you trying to do? Cheat on Fluttershy?!"

'No! I gotta think of something else'

Thinking thoroughly, I spoke "Can't we just make-out or something? How about foreplay?"

"WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU DOING, MORON?! Are you trying to worsen the condition more than it is right now?"

'Oh, I don't fucking know! Why don't you help me for Christ's sake?!'

As an idiot that I am, Dash nodded and pushed her lips towards mine. Her tongue viciously fighting with mine… Not a smart move I would say.

"Now you realize. Thank the God Almighty…"

Her hand fondled my shaft as mine burrowed inside her shirt and groped her soft and big breasts. Me and Dash moaned at the pleasure we've been giving each other. I then looked into her eyes deeply…

"Okay! Now's your chance!"

'No… I can't… She's my friend.'

"Listen to me! Once you put that dick of yours into her, there's no turning back! Don't you see?! You impregnate her, and you're on your own now. What will Fluttershy and her friends will say? That you're a cheating bastard? YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THAT?!"

Hearing what my head said, I snapped back into my senses. 'You're right. I have to escape before it's too late.'

"Now… DO IT!"

Rainbow Dash separated her lips from mine. Wiping off the attached saliva, she uttered "Are you ready for some awesome time? It'll be 20% cooler…"

I nodded, "Yeah… I am. Wait…"

"What?"

"Ahhh…. Ahhhhhh… AHHHHHHH—!" I tilted my head backwards, signifying that I am going to sneeze.

"PSYCHE!"

"NOW!"

I smashed my head unto hers with great force that she fell unconscious. Seeing the opportunity, she loosened her grip and I pushed her then ran as far away as I can.

Running through the alleys and struggling to pull my pants back up, I had a feeling for desperation. Desperation for answers and fucking away from Dash before she wakes up… Honestly, I don't know what the hell is all that seductive, lusty behavior Dash was expressing a while ago.

Halting into a stop, I tried to catch my breath. Going back to all that happened,

'Why the hell would Dash try to freaking rape me in a goddamn alley? I mean… Yeah, I'm handsome and all but… I have never seen Dash act like that before. Unless…'

Calculating and analyzing all of what I noticed, I have finally come to a conclusion, a conclusion that has yet to be more surprising than Dark's coronation at Night Forge.

"Yeah, fucktard. Welcome to the season of complete hell."

'Ahhh SHIT!'

Damn it! I should have noticed earlier! One week, once a year… Every mare in Pony Ville are in the midst of the so-called "Breeding season" or "Heat", an event that all men has to either fear and escape… or JOIN IN WITH THEM.

"So, now we know…"

'And that explains RD's strange behavior. So that means…'

"Going to the town square will be a…"

'Dumb move, I get it.'

I took a look outside the alley and saw a huge amount of mares out to get whoever male dares to let themselves get exposed to them.

'There are a MASSIVE amount of women out there to get me. Holy shit…'

"So, mister "I'm-going-to-be-stealthy" guy… You got a plan to let us get out of here?"

'Not yet…'

"What do you mean?"

'We'll just have to make up a strategy to get past them unnoticed.'

"Go around the walls carefully; they won't see you since they are facing the other way."

'Finally, you fucking helped for once.'

Slowly and surely, I quietly tip-toed with my back against the wall. Step by step, my heart started to beat faster.

'This is a bad idea, maybe I should go back'

"NO! WAIT!"

*CRASH!*

Before I could turn, my foot bumped into a trash full of bottles, making a really loud noise and grabbing the attention of every single mare in the town square.

Darting their eyes towards me, they slowly advanced towards me.

"Dude… Run."

'What?'

"RUN! RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!"

I screamed at the top of my lungs and dashed to the left into the alleys. "WOW! SMOOTH FUCKING MOVE, ASSHOLE! NOW WE GOT THE WHOLE HORNY ARMADA UP ON OUR GODDAMN NECK!"

'Shut up for the love of GOD! I got an idea.'

I took a glance on my back to see what I wish I didn't see, "Well, I wish I didn't see them rubbing their damn vajayjay while running."

"Okay… Fuck it. I HAVE SEXUAL TRANSMITTED DISEASES THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GEEEEEET!"

Nice… save…

The mares suddenly tripped and fell down, gagging and coughing and wheezing. Guess it worked!

"Moving on…"

I saw a library from a far distance. Without thinking, I ran as fast as I can busted through the door and then barricaded it for safety.

This kind of heat is far more worse than what I've been into when I first came into Equestria. This heat season right now is turning women into monstrous beasts that wants to… You get the point…

It's now a thing that we all have to survive and live as long as we can before those hordes of women will kill us all. There's no question what they'll do to us, let alone Fluttershy and the others.

"Whatever we might choose, the only option left is to survive as long as we can and try to figure out how are we going to get everyone back to normal before every male in Equestria will die."

'I'm still trying to think though. And "we"? I thought you're just a guide?'

Taking a deep breath, it spoke. "Look, I may have not told you this but… Somehow, you are suffering from dementia. Remember the orb that you destroyed in Night Forge? You were knocked back and your head hit the wall so hard, that your brain actually suffered brain damage."

'Are you really serious?! So I have like a split personality disorder or something like that?'

"Pretty much."

"DAMN IT! So much for the chance of having a healthy body…"

Suddenly, a voice called out, "Hello?"

I turned around to see Spike going down the stairs, spotting me as if I had saw a horrifying sight.

"Jesus… it's only you, Spike. Thank the Lord Almighty… "

"Hey, Ryan! Are you okay? Can I get you something to drink or eat?"

"Water will be fine, Spike." I replied as I sat down on one of the wooden chairs. Spike went to the kitchen and came back with some water.

I took the glass of water and drank every single drop of it, "Ahhh… Thanks, dude. I feel better now…"

"What brought you here anyway, you look like you were chased by a horde of zombies."

"No…It's happening again..."

"What is it?"

"The week of extreme pain and suffering has come… The heat is already on the road!"

"What?"

"The mating season! This week is already the start of the heat. There is no way we can escape the horde of dangerous, sex-hungry women who are hell-bound to milk us all of our sex juices…"

"I don't get it…"

"Fucking hell…" I sighed and facepalmed.

"What is it anyway?"

"All women out there are now in the needs of sex and pleasure… It's a matter of parasitism, they get whatever from us and we get harmed while they get to be benefitted…If we go out there, they WILL KILL US. I can feel that half of the males in Equestria are dead right now."

"The mares in all of Equestria will kill us all? What do we do?"

"The only thing to do is to get my ring battery and get everything back to normal. But first…"

"…Where's Twilight?" I asked nervously…

The realization must've hit me like a freight train. Spike replied, "Upstairs…"

"Oh no… DID SHE DO SOMETHING TO YOU?!"

"NO! Nothing at all! She WAS acting really strange when she woke up."

"Exactly, that's we need to get out of this hellhole before SHE shows UP!"

"Wait, why don't we just do it? Y'know… just have sex with them?"

I stared at him, utterly shocked at his response, "Are you shitting with me? Or what?!"

"Huh?"

"Think about it, it's either death or life."

Spike pondered about for a moment, and nodded to escape. Just as before we were going away, I noticed a photo album lying on the wooden floor. I stopped walking and picked the album up.

I read the title, "My Dream Husband? Let's have a look, shall we?"

I opened the photo album and I wish—in my entire life—that I shouldn't have opened that DAMNED BOOK….

My jaw dropped. Spike saw my reaction and took a look at the photos; and I can say, he had the same reaction as mine.

"Why… does Twilight have several pictures of me in a FUCKING ALBUM?!"

"My Celestia… "Dream Husband" is too much for you to handle, isn't it?"

"Aheahehaehhaeh… Shut the hell up…"

"Twilight has a long time crush on you? Holy shit, that is soooo weird."

'Shut the fuck up, will you?"

Suddenly, as we were looking at the photos. An oddly familiar voice called out from upstairs and sent up chills up my spine…

"Ryan? Ryan, is that you downstairs?"

Frozen in fear, I cursed under my breath, "Goddamn it! We're too late!"

Spike shivered, "Oh NO!"

"It's TWILIGHT! RUN!"