Cooling Down

Chapter II: Stolen

"OH SHIT!" I cursed. Suddenly, the light that was coming out of the window was blocked and the moment I realize, I was blind as a bat.

“Well, we’re dead… Goodbye, cruel world!”

Twilight’s voice spoke through the darkness in a seductive tone, “Hello, Mr. Wilson…”

The tone left a chill up my spine, “What do you want?” I replied.

“It seems that you have an overdue book… I’d like to speak to you for a moment.”

“Book? I didn’t borrow any book, so you can’t do anything to me.” I clenched my fists.

“Oh… how impolite you are… That’ll be 15 bits. Of course, you’ll have to pay extra… If you want something more special…”

She was trying to confuse me, delaying me from escaping the treehouse.

“Dude, you got to escape. We’re dead if we don’t try to move!”

‘I’M TRYING TO! Wait… What if I try to knock her out like what I did with RD?’

“It won’t work anymore. She’s smarter than you and you’ll be raped any second now. Dash is stupid, Twily is smart. Know the difference.”

I didn’t have much choice to do here. It’s either live or let die, but I’m not going to die because of some horny mares wanting to milk me dry of my semen. No siree, if there’s something that needs to be solved, it’s this one.

“Don’t make me wait, Ryan… Or else, I have to take matter into my own hands.” She spoke as her breath touches my neck, sending a shiver down my spine.

“If I don’t have money to pay… How EXACTLY am I going to do that?” I asked.

Twilight’s arm wraps around my body, feeling every part of my flesh as her hands goes lower into my private region.

‘I had enough of this crap.’

“Do it.”

Somehow, the ring shone a faint red color. I began to feel an emotional mixture of rage, fear and determination. It tries to cloud my thoughts and I began to shout, “TWILIGHT! ENOUGH!”

I grabbed whatever it is in front of me and pulled it, revealing it was a curtain and now the light from outside illuminated the whole of the room along with the other curtains by Twilight’s magic. I was relieved.

“I have a feeling that you aren’t going to DO IT with me, are you? Why not? Don’t you like me?

“No and never will except as a friend. You try to consider the condition of the situation right now if you’re in my place and YOU TELL ME HOW BAD IT IS! YOU TELL ME!”

The parade of words that came out of mouth must’ve shut Twilight up, “The reason that I really don’t want to have sex with you are the things that will try to ruin me and kill me if I really DID do it with you. It will vaporize me bit by bit until I’m nothing but a piece of dust on the ground!”

Twilight stood up, figuring all of what I had just said. “Kindly… explain, please?”

“Okay look… When you saw me, what DID you feel?”

Twilight blushed deeply, “When… I saw you… Something stirred up inside me, like a typhoon inside of my guts… My mind went blank and all I wanted to do is to be in bed with you… naked and all that. I just… really want to—“ After that, I walked up towards her and placed my hands over her shoulders.

“Listen to me… You don’t want to do this. We all don’t. If you did have sex with me, you’ll kill the very thing that lives in me… my DIGNITY, my NAME. Twilight, I know that you love me,” I picked up the photo album, “If you DO love me, you have to let me go for now. And if I come back, I’ll be yours forever.” She took the album as I walked away from her and towards the door.

But just as I removed the barricades of the door and opened it, she spoke, “When will you come back to me?” She asked.

I turned around and smiled, “Don’t get your hopes up. Maybe either Caramel or Flash Sentry will knock on your door carrying a bunch of flowers and chocolates and confessing their love to you. But I doubt that I will also do that… It’s better if we’re friends for now, right?”

“Yeah… I guess so. Thanks, Ryan. I won’t forget what you said.” She walked up to me and gave me a sweet kiss on the lips and gave me a light smile.

“Anytime. Spike? You ready?” I called out to the teen dragon sitting whilst sleeping.

“Wha…? Huh? Oh, yeah! I’m ready.” He said as he walked towards me.

I looked at Twilight, “I’ll be bringing Spike with me, he’ll prove useful if not, for safety purposes.”

Twilight nodded. We then went out of the tree house and cautiously hid away from the horny mares that will not hesitate to attack us.

“Brilliant work right there, Ryan. You outsmarted the smart, great job.”

‘Yeah, it’s something I learned from an old friend in Night Forge.’

“I honestly couldn't fucking pull that up. Are you Chuck Norris?!”

‘No. Anyway, let’s move on’

With Spike as a new companion, we agreed to set off to SCC to get food supplies if ever we get hungry in search of my battery. But I can’t help but to comprehend the sentimentality that the two us aren't the only ones surviving the horde. If we did get lucky, we try to get as many survivors as we can.

“Uhhh… Spike? Have you seen Ray, Michael and Razor? I haven’t seen them after I woke up.” I asked quietly.

“They didn’t tell you? They went off to Canterlot. I don’t know why, but they said it’s something urgent.”

“I hope they’re safe, because if they don’t know what’s going on outside right now… You know what? Let’s just go…”I continued to walk, shaking off the thoughts that came into my head.

After a couple of minutes of stealth moves, we finally reached Sugar Cube Corner. “Finally, we’re here… Keep a low profile, we may not know if Pinkie’s in there or not. Remember, we need food. Gather as much cupcakes or sweets as you can, then we’ll leave, alright?”

“Yeah, but can’t we say hi to Pinkie if she’s there?”

“What? Are you trying to kill us both? OH SURE, let’s say ‘hi’ to her. Then we’ll get her pregnant with 10,000 humanoid pony kids.”

Spike took the sarcasm and pouted. I then slowly opened the doors and held them as soon as we’re in.

“You’re still hungry and you haven’t eaten anything. Ulcer much?”

‘Shut the fuck up will ya’!”

I looked at a clock that shone from the light outside, It was getting late.

“Spike, move it. Sun’s going down, and I don’t know how dangerous mares will be either later or tomorrow. It gets more lethal if they don’t go intercourse right now. Go get the food, I’ll hold the door.”

“Alright…” he nervously gulped and went into the darkness. That moment, I can’t see him anymore.

“Are you sure it's a smart idea to send Lil’ Spike on an adventure where mares want to have rough sex with him?”

‘Don’t make it sound wrong.’

“What? Spike getting raped by either Pinkie or Mrs. Cake isn’t bad enough for ya’?”

‘Well, we don’t have much cho—OH SHIT! I FORGOT ABOUT MRS. CAKE!’

“Well, there you go, idiot. I’m going to give you the medal of total “DIPSHITNESS”, congratulations.”

Suddenly, a loud voice screamed for help. “AHH! HELP ME! Get off me!”

“HEY! Get your goddamn ass and save Spike before he gets raped! He’s still young for the love of God!”

“FUCK!” I cursed. “SPIKE! HOLD ON! I’LL SAVE YA’, BUDDY!”

Out of nowhere, a couple of what seemed to be female voices giggled upstairs from the sound of my voice.

“Oh! Did you hear that?” a seemingly familiar voice called, “We have another sexy guy to toy with! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!”

“Great… Pinkie and Cake are here. What now? You’re gonna politely ask them to give Spike back?”

Pondering on the situation, I heard several footsteps coming rumbling down the stairways. My cover had been blown. The doors slammed shut behind me, and then I had too many, too little things to be taken care of.

‘I got an idea.’

I hid behind the counter and shouted, “SPIKE! We’ll meet back at the town hall! I heard that they have a whole bunch of survivors there!”

Misdirecting them may or may not be a smart thing to do, but I pray to God it must be. Or I’ll wake up in afterlife praying to let the world burn forever.

The mares reached the ground floor; the anxiety is getting worse than ever. I looked everywhere if ever Plan A won’t work, and noticed a lead pipe lying on the wooden floor. I took the pipe and clenched it tightly.

‘I’m not fond of hurting women, but if my life is on the line, I wouldn’t even hesitate to bash their skulls with this...’

“Well, what are you waiting for? We gots Plan B now.”

I tried calming down; I took a glance on the window. The sun went down with practiced bravado. Twilight crawled across the sky, laden with foreboding. I didn't like the way the show started, but they had given me the best seat in the house, front row center.

Meanwhile…

Goddamn it… This is not what I signed up for. I should be at home drinking a cup of coffee while reading the newspaper. And WHY DIDN”T WE INVITE RYAN?!

“Hey Razor! Can you help up a bit here?!” Michael called out to me while barricading the doors to the Princesses’ bedroom.

“Uhhh… Yeah.” I said as I carried the table and placed it near the door.

“I can’t believe that this heat is more worse than last year. All of the stallions and colts are probably dead right now. Why didn’t we come here with Ryan?” I asked confused.

“I don’t know! He said that he didn’t want to come! He was in his bed with his eyes closed!” Ray replied.

“Yo, Ryan. Shining Armor needs us about sealing the Princesses up for the upcoming heat. Wanna come?”

“Uhhnnnn… No… get away from me…”

“They said it’s pretty urgent. You need to come with us” Michael persuaded but didn’t work.

“I guess he doesn’t want to come with us. Let’s just go.” I spoke.

“WHAT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! YOU TRIED TO TALK TO HIM WHILE HE SLEPT???!!” Shining Armor shouted.

“Well, how are we supposed to know if he’s sleeping or not? His eyes are half closed for Christ’s sake!”

“You guys are freaking dumb! Ray, grab whatever it is that can help us in your bag!” Shining ordered.

Ray went to his bag and opened it, only to find Ryan’s things inside of them.

“Uhhhh… Guys? I think I brought the wrong bag.”

I grabbed Ray’s collar in anger, “ARE YOU SHITTING ME?! YOU BROUGHT THE WRONG BAG?!”

“Uhhh-huh. And there’s nothing that can help us in here!”

“AAAAAHHH GREAT! NOW, WE’RE DEAD FOR SURE!”

But Ray didn’t give up, he was determined to seal the princesses no matter what. Even though he knows that they will meet a terrible fate in the end.

Back to Ryan,

Assuming that everything is clear, I slowly walk to where the light switch is located.

“Isn't this a little bit risky considering that you didn't try to double check if everything is clear or not?”

‘A teeny weeny bit of riskiness.’

As soon as I was reaching for the lights, someone snuck up behind me and tackled me, getting me off guard.

“I smelled you here, you sexy animal… Thought you can escape me, eh?” a familiar voice called. I opened my eyes to see Roseluck in lingerie.

“Roseluck? Ah! GET OFF ME!”

“Now, why would I try to do that?”

“Quick! The pipe! Grab it!”

I quickly took the pipe and tried to defend myself. “I’m sorry about this, Rose…” I whispered.

I forcefully punched her in the face, losing her grip. I clenched the pipe tightly and swung it to her head.

She fell in a loud thud; I finally turned on the lights so that I can see well. Catching my breath, I whispered “I didn't want to do this, but you left me no choice. I’m sorry about this…”

“You had no choice. Let’s face it, you’re facing Death here. It’s your life or their needs…”

“AHHHH!!! RYAN!”

I shook off the feeling of guilt and quickly went upstairs to find Spike before his virginity gets to be taken forcefully. “SPIKE! SPIKE! HOLD ON, BUDDY! I’M COMING!”

Heat was a bad monster, turning female ponies into freaking zombie demons from outer space… I do not look forward to this.

As I got to the second floor, I called out to Spike once more, “Spike! Where are you, buddy?!”

“I’m in Pinkie’s quar—MMPH!!” Spike’s voice suddenly was cut off and all I heard was muffled sounds. I never know where Pinkie’s room is,

“Just go through all the FUCKING DOORS!”

I did what the voice said and rummaged through all of the doors that I could possibly think Pinkie is in. I stopped at a pink colorful door, ‘Do you think this is Pinkie’s room by any chance’

“Why don’t you see for yourself?”

I swiftly opened the door and… in all my life, I wanted to erase what I had just seen. Think about it, these two lunatics— when I mean lunatics I mean The Cakes—going hardcore in their bed, screaming and shouting and sex juices all over the fucking room. The Cakes shouted, as well as me too…

“AHHHHHHH!!!!! MY EYES! MY EYES!!!!!! IT BURNS SO MUUUCH!!!!”

“CLOSE THE GODDAMN DOOR, DIPSHIT! MY EYYYYEEEESS!!!!”

I swiftly closed the door, still screaming. “AHHHHH!!!! WHY GOD WHYYYY??!! Gah! That’s going to haunt me forever…”

“Well… at least we have one room left.”

‘There’s no mistaking it. This IS Pinkie’s room…’

Spike’s screams pierced through the door, right into my ears. I suddenly heard an eerily familiar voice, “Oh no! I got frosting inside my hole! Hurry, I need your ‘shovel’ to dig it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall out!”

“Pffft… Shovel… PPFFFFTTHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

There’s no doubt that this is Pinkamena Diane Pie’s room alright. Overwhelmed by a sense of déjà vu, I forcedly kicked the door down. Then I walked straight in, playing it Bogart, like I'd done a hundred times before. I flicked the lights on, and then I froze in horror and disgust.

Spike as all the way naked, tied up to a table with his dragonhood rising up as if it was his morning wood. Pinkie on the other hand was above Spike, her wet vagina positioned on his raging shaft. So much for being subtle.

I threw my lead pipe straight to Pinkie, but she dodged it. Then I dashed towards her.

“GET OFF HIM!” I shouted. I swiftly grabbed her by the stomach and forcefully pulled her away from Spike making me fall on my back with her on top, crushing me. “SPIKE! HURRY UP AND GET OUT OF HERE!”

“Alright!” he said as he tried to untie the rope from his hands. Meanwhile, Pinkie’s struggling from my grasp made it hard to keep her intact. What I find weird is her moist folds are completely touching my nether regions, which made it incredibly hard and uncomfy but at the same time, pleasurable.

"CONCENTRATE, FUCKFACE! HOLD HER UNTIL SPIKE GETS OUT!”

“GODDAMN IT SPIKE! I CAN’T HOLD HER MUCH LONGER!”

“Almost… there…” He then used his fire breath to cut the remaining of the ropes. “Okay! I got out!” He then picked up his clothes and went outside. Pinkie’s still struggling and my grip is starting to loosen. Suddenly, she struggled even harder.

“I had enough of this… I’m taking control!”

The voice inside my head unexpectedly took control of my body, and then I can’t feel myself in control anymore.

"Alrighty then…” He then let go of Pinkie but she tripped on my legs. Grabbing hold of her shoulders, he pinned her on the wall.

"What the fuck are you trying to do?!”

"You’ll see...”

Giving me a wide smile, he leaned towards Pinkie and gave her a kiss. Out of nowhere, she begins to take hold of my hand and rub it to her vagina.

“AHHH!!! WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE??!!”

Pinkie calmed down finally, and then her body was like jelly. “Oh… Now I see where you’re going with this.”

After a couple of seconds, he had enough of it and switched places.

"Now it’s your turn to move, asshole. *pant* *pant* I did my part…"

‘I fucking hate you, asshole. How are you even able to do that?’

“Split personality, moron! NOW FOCUS ON THE MATTER AT HAND, DIPSHIT!”

I then vigorously pushed her to the side and dashed through the door, ignoring the wet sex liquid that is on my hands right now. I glanced back to see Pinkie active again and ‘power launched’ straight to me. Providentially, I made it out and closed the door shut to avoid Pinkie getting out.

“Damn… I taste like Pinkie…”

Suddenly, I heard crying on the other side of the door. Curious, I peeked through the keyhole of the door, observing what was inside. And I was right, I saw Pinkie crying on the other side of the door. It was then that she realized that what she did was wrong, her feelings for me was nothing but an illusionary delusion. The trick in my situation was that there was no trick, no matter what the movies tell you. No rules, no secret mantra, no road map. It wasn't about how smart or how good you were. It was chaos and luck, and anyone who thought different was a fool. All you could do was to hang on madly, as long and hard as you could.

I felt like a devil with a cold heart, colder than snow, colder than the devil’s heart.

“Y’know, there are some thing that we all feel guilty about. We feel a strong remorse, and we all try to go back and fix what we do.”

‘I do feel guilty… And I do feel sorry for her.’

“Then what’re you waiting for? Apologize to her.”

I then rushed downstairs and went to the bathroom, first washing off the juices from Pinkie’s member. I then noticed a toothbrush on its holder, it’s an electric one. Feeling a strong remorse from earlier, I quickly grabbed the toothbrush and went to her room.

I felt the rise of that old familiar feeling. I hated it. I welcomed it. I knocked on Pinkie’s door and tried to call her.

“Pinkie? Pinkie, I’m sorry about earlier. Look, there are things that we, ourselves do not want to be in. Out there, the world is a dangerous place for us as of this moment. From the moment we stepped out from our house, we see the fires of hell beneath us. The devil and their demons are out there to get us, they will kill us. And Death is just there to take our souls away. Did you ever think that you yourself and the other mares will be the cause of our death? I have not come this far to die yet, Pinkie.”

Her sobs became quieter and quieter and then stopped, “Only the universe knows what will happen to you guys if we did die. There are things in life that you cannot choose, how you feel.”

Continuing, “I love you as a friend, Pinkie. We all do… Here,” I placed the toothbrush down in front of her door, “I left you something that will soothe your needs.”

I left the scene and went downstairs. Realizing that I haven’t eaten anything from the start of everything, I grabbed several large cupcakes and ate them furiously, finally solving my hunger issue. The rest of the cupcakes were placed in a bag that Spike carried along. After the first objective was completed, we headed outside to carry on the second objective, find a place to sleep.

“Spike, let’s head to the Everfree Forest. We’ll stay there for the night.”

“What?! Are you kidding me? It’s deadly in there! I can’t do that!”

“SHUSH! That’s the point; it’s so deadly to the point where these women don’t stand a chance to get us. The mares still have minds, they fear, they hesitate, they make decisions, only to have one objective to have in mind… to claim their prizes from us. We die or we live…”

“I can’t… I just… I… Alright, fine!” Spike agreed. We then walked to the direction of the forest. Suddenly, Spike belched a scroll. I picked it up and read it, but it was a messy handwriting.

“Ryan! It’s me, Ray…

We need your help…

And I don’t know how much we can last longer…

Your battery, we brought it by accident… You need to get here before all is doomed!”

And the rest were unreadable at this point. The word was out, I finally have a clue where my battery is located, CANTERLOT.

“Beyond shadow of any doubt, I have the destination where we’ll be going. For now, we get to rest in the forest. Then we head out to Canterlot to finish this one and for all…” We continued to walk.

The trouble with wanting something is the fear of losing it, or never getting it. The thought makes you weak. When the darkness fell, Pony Ville became something else, any old Sinatra song notwithstanding. Bad things happened in the night, on the streets of that other city. Canterlot. The night groaned with cold. The garden lights flickered nervously. In their light, the good cement ground was dead white before the darkness ate it up.

I’m not fond of what’s happening right now. And Death was just around the corner, preparing to take our souls.