The Ultimate Cliché

Chapter 5

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Jake stared unblinkingly at the blue unicorn,  completely taken aback by the sheer ability he already had, with his legs and horn. The horn was bandaged with a blue aura surrounding a notepad and pencil.

Tyler was interviewing the two ponies that had helped him earlier today. he absorbed every last detail like a sponge. Tyler was a complete loser on earth, but here, in Equestria  he could start anew. No more bullies. Just thinking about it made him quiver with delight. The first thing he wanted to do was make some friends. That's why he started talking to them, even before he could walk. They treated him well after the incident, even brought him out to lunch. Tyler had also got to learning their names.

The bleach white mare, with with the electric blue mane, had originally found Tyler awkwardly slumped in her toilet. This was, possibly, the worst place in Equestria to be warped to. Vinyl Scratch, Surprised by the intruder, proceeded to beat him with the nearest weapon available. A plunger.

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Wait! I can explain!" Tyler tried his best to not sound as if he was completely mad.

"Get!" -Smack.- "Out!" -Smack.- "Of my!" -Smack.- "House!" And with her last blow, she perfectly placed the hit directly onto Tyler's horn. Tyler shrieked with pain. Being a unicorn herself, she understood the extreme unpleasantness of being hit there. Deciding he had enough, she picked him up and threw him out the door, slamming it shut behind him. Tyler had lied there for the next hour holding his horn. There was a small crack at the tip.

A grey mare just finished her rehearsal. being the first cellist in such a prestigious orchestra as the one she was in, made her feel truly grateful for what she had. Her way home had been uneventful, until she saw the pony curled up on her doorstep. she had almost tripped on him, her cello was blocking the majority of her view.

"Hello? Are you alright?" Her question was quickly answered when he looked up at her. "Oh my Goddesses!" she quickly set down her cello and rushed into the house, searching for her roommate. "Vinyl! There is a stallion outside of our house, he needs help!"

"You mean the thief who broke into our house? Meh, he deserves whats comin'."

"Vinyl! You broke his horn!" With this new information, guilt quickly plagued Vinyl.

"We need to get him to a hospital!" They both ran outside to help the poor Pony. Tyler was completely unaware of his surroundings Only recalled being picked up by two very familiar looking ponies, before blacking out.

When Tyler Awoke, He saw two ponies. A white mare and a grey mare. The white one was holding Flowers with her magic, the grey one, pacing back and forth, seemingly worried. Vinyl was the first to notice Tyler's Awakening.

"Hey... I know you..." It was the first thing to come to Tyler's very groggy mind.

"Yeah I was the one who broke your horn." She looked away in guilt. She didn't even let him explain why he was there, he could have been a goddesses damn plumber for all she knows..

"No, I mean that I know who you are, your a DJ, right?" It felt like the one time he had a hangover, the unbearable headache, the Soreness, every single light source trying to claw his eyes out.

"Yep, it's good to know that I have some fans." She gave Tyler a warm smile. Tyler returned it with something of a grimace. "Is that why you were in my house?" she tried to ask as gently as possible in order to avoid Octavia's wrath from being "impolite". Accusing someone of being a stalker would not be appreciated by her.

"No, but I can explain. It's a long story but don't worry, I'll try to make it short."

After a very paraphrased explanation, Vinyl and Octavia almost understood, almost.

"So your telling me you came from a place called earth?" Octavia Questioned.

"And a 'Genie' sent you here?" Vinyl was just as skeptical as Octavia

"Yep, that's why I don't have a cutie mark."

"well if you where sent here than where is your friend?"

"I don't know."

"Well than," Octavia said, clearly worried. "We must go find him!"

"Now hold on, We ain't bustin' out Detective Octavia until I've been fed." Vinyl's stomach growled in resentment, for not being fed the entire day.

"Alright I suppose we should go get lunch." What Octavia said led to a very happy Vinyl. "Tyler the doctor said you were free to go, the cast on your horn he already been set. would like to come with us?"

"Sure." Tyler jump down from his bed and followed the two mares. Lucky for him he had done enough cosplaying to know what he was doing.