The Ultimate Cliché

Chapter 7

After three hours at the bar two of the four ponies in the group of friends were horribly drunk.

"Ahm telling ya, ya ponies need stronga drinks, ahm not even drunk!" Jake looked to his left noticing a different pony, muzzle buried into his own hard apple cider. "Eh! waddya looking at!" Tyler quickly stepped in-between them before anything serious happened.

"Jake! what ever happened to love and tolerance!"

"Well, ah love beer and tha more ah drank, the higher the tolerance ah got!" Jake held his head in triumph before taking a final swig of his booze, then falling off his chair, and onto the floor. "Ah think ah love this floor!" Jake began to run his hoof up and down the bar's hard wood flooring. "And Ah Totally could tolerate sleeping on it..." after a few seconds, the black Pegasus was softly snoring. Vinyl, on the other hoof made it half a block before passing out. if it weren't for Octavia, who knows where Vinyl would have woken up.

Jake was the first to wake up from his night of heavy drinking. the alcohol finally having a toll on him he began to roll around looking for a pillow to suffocate in. finding a particularly white and furry one, buried his head into it before falling back to sleep. Vinyl, however, was wide awake from the felling of being touched. before even the slightest hint of a headache could creep upon her, she quickly sent a wave of water her bloodstream, ridding herself of all the side-effects of the hangover. With her body now wide awake she decided to create a plan to make Jake lose his cool. She nudged him with her magic, waking him up

"What?" Jake moaned headache overtaking the majority of his senses, making him really confused as to where he was.

"Wow! last night was a blast!" Vinyl giggled.

"What are you implying..." Jake said, as his brain attempted to compute what she was saying.

"You mean you don't remember, oh my it turns me on just thinking about it!" Vinyl new the hint she dropped really surprised Jake just by the fact that the heavy breathing on her neck had stopped.

"And to think I didn't like ponies hmmm..." Jake murmured. His breathing continued.

"And you wouldn't care for a little bit of round two?" Vinyl questioned suggestively.

"Well, baby, as much as I would love to, this hangover is really getting to my head. You wouldn't happen to have any coffee would you?"

"Nope. looks like you're just gonna have to suffer!" Vinyl offered, smiling evilly. Jake looked up, completely ready to beg, until he noticed what she was wearing.

"Can I have my hat back?"

"Gee, I don't know, you just might have to earn it..." Vinyl's voice trailed off, letting him decide on what she meant.

"And just how might I do that?" he raised one eyebrow, questioningly.

"Perhaps a kiss could get you're hat back." Vinyl asked. Jake thought for a moment on what to do.

"Alright, pucker up..." Jake said inching closing to her face. Vinyl surprised by his answer, hesitated before going in. Their breath was soon intermingling, mere millimeters apart from one another. But just before the deed would'eve been done Jake grinned wildly, before putting his hoof on the hat and pushing down, so the only thing Vinyls lips touched was the brim of Jake hat. "Jeeze, now you and I both love this hat very much, but there's no reason to be making out with it!" Jake laughed before setting the Rasta colored hat back to it's rightful spot.

"But I- b-but you-" sputtered trying to reason with Jake being such a tease. "oh you're no fair" Vinyl finally concluded, blush in her cheeks beginning to rise.

"Hey it's only day two in pony land, I'm not exactly willing to bang you ye- oof!" Jake cried out before he was pushed of the bed and onto the floor by Vinyl. Not long after, two sets of hoofs came trotting along before opening the door.

"Well, it's good to see you two are finally awake." Tyler said, smiling warmly.

"Sorry about the whole sleeping situation." Octavia said apologetically. "we only have two beds."

"Only two beds eh?" Jake said smiling mischievously, then winked at Tyler, who face-hoofed.

"And a couch." Octavia continued, blushing slightly at the idea of her and Tyler sleeping together.

"Well, I for one, am pretty damn hungry." Vinyl Grumbled, still angry at Jake.

"Alright, since this is your first breakfast in Equestria, you deserve pastries from Sugarcube Corner, the're simply divine!" Octavia spoke, clearly excited.

"OK, Octavia," Vinyl interrupted. "I think your started to get addicted to those things!"

"What? A refined mare, can't get just a little excited over something?"

"Ah! I'm tired, hungry, and I have a headache lets just go eat." Said Jake.

"OK, lets go!" said Tyler.

And off they went though the magical land of Equestria, never knowing what kind of things the'll find! But hopefully food, definitely food.