Chapters Life of the Draconic Species of Equestria
Breakfast with the Elders
"WHAT!" the shout echoed throughout Canterlot as Princess Twilight Sparkle did a spit take.
"Exactly what we just said."
"But you can't do, well, that !"
"Why ever not Twilight Sparkle?" asked Princess Luna.
"Because it's Wrong in so many ways!"
Celestia giggled "And you don't do that with your brother?" Twilight blushed.
"No I don't think about studying other species for fun (much)." Luna flapped over to Twilight.
"We understand your Predicament Twilight Sparkle but we need you to do this! For Us! For Ponies! For EQUESTRIA!" shouted Luna hoof-punching the air. Twilight groaned.
"A) Luna, Stop calling me by my full name."
"As thou wishes Twilight Sparkle." Giggled Luna. Twilight Ground her teeth hard enough to cut diamond.
"B) Why me?" Celestia put a hoof around her students Shoulder.
"You, My Faithful Student, have Spike." Twilight grimaced. "Anyway let me run through it once more."
"I'm listening."
"Good. Now, I want you to take two Draconic specimens, A Dragon and Dragony, back to Ponvyville with you. You will find out how these Dragons survive and if all goes well with you we will test with a few more ponies. The Dragon is a Teen named Sneak Thief..." Celestia projected an image of a sleek, gray and black Dragoness with her horn. "She was exiled from Draconia due to her habits as shown by her name." Twilight looked at the red-eyed Dragoness
"OK, She'd better not indulge herself too much." said a non-enthusiastic Twilight. Celestia continued as the picture changed to a young colt who was dark red with a blood red and with yellow streaks mane his green draconic eyes seemed to plead with Twilight reminding her of Spike.
"And this is Ionic Matter. He suits you very well due to his love of natural and un-natural science."
"Like you Twilight Sparkle." commented Luna
"Anyway..." Continued Celestia as she glared at Luna who just shrugged "These two are going to be staying with you for a month. Their living fees shall be provided by me. Sneak does not attend school but Ionic will attend Ponvyville Elementary for the month he is with you and any time after that if you keep him."
"Fine." replied Twilight
Celestia grinned "Shall we meet them?"
Twilight stood up and brushed off her dress. "Lets go." Celestia opened the door and the Guards-Ponies let them pass. The Trio of Alicorns made their way through the castle before arriving to a room where a mare-ish voice could clearly be heard asking another person about something
"Can I go for a flight yet?"
"No."
"How about now?"
"No."
"How about now?"
"No."
"How about now?"
"No."
"How about not now?"
"No. Yes."
The Alicorns walked in and Twilight found herself face to face with a pair of crimson eyes. "So, Ms. Sparky. My name's Ultimate Bad ass of Badassery, I would ask for yours but I already know." Twilight looked deep into those reptilian orbs and gulped before breathing. She could see no mercy, no regret, no fear, just plain cockiness, bravery and a will to kill. Twilight sighed.
"Give me back my purse."
"Oh we got ourselves a smart cookie! I like a challenge!" Giggled the Dragoness.
"Give it now Sneak!"
"Oh, You know my real name... Drat. Here ya' go." said the Dragon flicking the Purse up in the air allowing Twilight to catch it in her aura. "I grant you permission to enter my room!" said the dragon. Twilight entered. A small colt on the floor she recognized as Ionic Matter. He looked up at her.
"I accept whatever punishment you give to me." he said and closed those oh-so-cute- and-spike-like eyes. Twilight smiled
"Well, Your 'Punishment' is for you and your little friend to come and live with me for a month!"
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School was out but its back now...
"Books?"
"I said I have everything!" Tears appeared in Twilight's eyes as the force of the colt's voice hit her. Her mane had been blown back as the colts eye's narrowed.
"OK, Calm down." asked Twilight "It's first day of school, you don't want to be angry." Atom (As he had asked to be called) stopped.
"Fine." he sighed "Goodbye, Miss Sparkle." he trotted out claws clicking on the path. He noticed ponies staring at him his green eyes slit more than usual and he carried on.
The Schoolhouse came into view fairly quickly (Due to huge wings he could fly rather fast). He preferred the air to walking. Nogon stared at him... That didn't mean to say noPONY stared at him. Despite their supposed Loyalty to other airborne creatures, he still got a few stares from a Pegasus every now and again and he was sure she did to. He did not like the look of that other Dragon Sneak in the library. Her mouth was too far in front of her mind and that would get her sent back to wherever she came from! However, she was of Draconic origin therefore his ally( also she stuck up for him in the few weeks she had known him)! He stated
"Whose your ally?" He dropped a bit out of the air before whirling around and staring at the Cyan mare behind him.
"None of your...wow!" He began to shout but sqee'd instead "You have a really awesome mane!" He shouted at Rainbow Dash.
"Ok kid. Ya got me. I have too awesome a mane but please answer my question." She was about to say but the colts face fell as he blurted
"OhmygoshimgonnabelateforschoolgottagonowBYE!" He shot off almost as fast as Rainbow would have flown one thought came out of Rainbows mouth...
"DAMN that kids fast!"
Snips was having a bad day.
To put it plain and simple. First, Snails was ill and not in. Second, Diamond Tiara (the Bitch as most of the schools attendees called her) had picked up on this and was flashing him her evil smile. Third... Actually what was the third? Snips pondered this just as he was hit by a blur.
*thwack*
Every pony looked at the indent in the ground as Snips climbed out.
"I'm OK!" He shouted everypony went back to what they where doing previously as Snips was forced to try and help the other one out after he did he just stared. The colt he pulled out was two feet taller than him albeit being taller than Snips was an easy feat but taller than Snails? Seventy two times as hard the 11 year old thought to himself...
"THANK YOU SMALL ONE!" Yelled the colt his voice actually blowing Snips back a bit. "This is where you run screaming to your teacher about me being a monster and I get sent home." Stated the colt
"Um, I don't think it works like that..." Trailed off Snips as he peered around the shoulder of the Colt he caught a glimpse of her beautiful yellow coat and red mane with a big, pink bow in it... A pair of claws clicked in front of his eyes "What's going on?" Asked the colt before looking at the group "Oh." He said the bell rung "Come on we need to go." He said dragging Snips inside. "My name is Atom and yours is..."
"Snips."
"Kay Snips where is the classroom?"
"We are in the same class so follow me."
"OK."
Life of the Draconic Species of Equestria
These revelations will drive me to Insomnia
Sneak couldn't sleep. Ionic (nicknamed Atom by himself) was at school so she couldn't talk to him so that left Twilight... She got up and walked down to Twilights room. Thinking about how she would murder anyone who hurt the Drake who she considered her brother she got to Twilights room. A sign was posted outside
Dear Sneak Thief and Ionic Matter.
This is NOT Twilights room it is her #1 assistants room please do not
come in as (according to Twilight) I'm the same age as you Sneak
plus with your gender and your 'habits' I really don't want you near my
room as it would be awkward if two dragons had a massive fight in Ponyville.
I learnt that the hard way. Also do not hoard here as it will get you in trouble!
Signed Spike
Sneak looked at the letter as a smile appeared on her face "He did it." She said as she walked in. The dragons room was similar to hers and defiantly was the room of a teenager, posters of musicians and various ponies were everywhere as well as study notes. The only thing that caught her eye was a Playmare magazine underneath his bed he giggled she had so much dirt against Spike for that as she picked it up she felt her wings begin to harden at the sight of all of this porn. Funny thing was it was all meant for stallions or... She snapped it shut and flung it under the bed "Nopenopenopenopenope." She begun hyperventilating as her smile fell, her eyes shrunk there was only one thing to do to confirm it... "Soaked..." She muttered checking. Tears began coming out as she sat down and cried.
"HEY!" Yelled Spike "Can't you read? The sign said...oh. I'm sorry." The big purple dragon sat next to her "Are you ok?" He asked. He could see pure rage building up on her features
"DO I LOOK OK?" She roared "NO! I'M NOT BUCKING OK!" She screamed at him. She stopped and sunk back down
"If it's a girl problem I'll get Twi else you can tell me or I could still go get Twi." He assured her she wiped her crimson eyes
"Teen problem." She said
"Well you snuck in to the room of the right person!" He said cheerfully. She giggled a bit at that statement before becoming serious
"If I tell you you bring this secret down with you." She glared at him "If you fail I seriously will make your life hell..." She said.
"Promise." Said Spike
"Right..." She said
"But if it's serious we have to tell Twi Ok?"
"Not serious enough for Twi to know. Right... Spike I may be a...a...a um... I don't know what the Ponies call them."
"Gang member? Murderer? Thief? We already knew that one."
"A lesbian." She stated
"Oh... That's a big secret to tell me who you only just met... Plus it explains why the floor is wet your wings are rigid and my private magazine is on the other side of the room." Her face was one of pure horror as she looked down
"Buck." She said
"To be honest I thought you had been clopping to something in my room but obviously you weren't,"
"What's 'Clopping' mean?" Sneak asked him
"Well...um...have you had 'The Talk' yet?"
"Duh. Yeah, but what's Clopping?"
"Twilight refers to it as Mass Debating..." Said spike going red. Sneak smiled she knew what he was talking about now but was going to make the dragon suffer
"I don't know about Twilight slang what is it?"
"Mast...Er Masturba...um Mas... Erm Masturbation?" He said. Now he looked like his natural scale color was red.
" I don't know what that is either. Please could you explain?"
"Ok...I'm fairly sure you've done it at least once... Where a mare...um Dragoness... Has strong feelings in her um... Parts down below... She sometimes um... Well... Rubs... Them... Why are you laughing?"
"Your explanation of That! And that you implied I had done it! This is priceless!" Laughed the dragon as she looked at him all red and with his legs crossed as well.
"At least I A) am not cruel and B) am hiding my arousal. He stated she looked back over her shoulders her wings now rigid and her slit positively dripping.
"Well, I caught you guys at an awkward time." Came a voice.
Life of the Draconic Species of Equestria
"What's the school called?"
"Ponyville High school for Fillies and Colts." Twilight was happy that Sneak was looking forward to going to school but hoped that she wouldn't encounter the same problems Spike had.
"The uniform is AWESOME!" Yelled out the Kirin in delight
"Shall we try it it on you Madame?" Asked the attendee looking at Twilight who nodded in confirmation.
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Spike threw away the magazine he was reading and picked up a book to 'study' instead "Hey Twi and Sneak!" He greeted them.
"Spike, what is that magazine you love to read doing on the floor?" Asked Twilight.
"Must have dropped it!" Chuckled Sneak as Twi picked it up. "Or it was the one I know about?" She whispered causing Spike to go red. The young Dragoness laughed as Twilight said
"What one you know about?" The two dragons froze. "Continue." Said Twilight raising. a puzzled eye. The doorbell was rung.
"Saved by the bell..." Muttered Spike as he got up to answer it.
"Where is she?" Asked Pinkie Pie balaclava not hiding her puffy pink mane and black suit contrasting with her coat.
"Who?" Asked Spike.
"Oh come on." Said Pinkie as she took off the balaclava "You know. That new dragon your hiding in there." She said.
"Oooooohhhhhhhh Sneak... Yeah she's here..." Pinkie pulled back her balaclava and pulled out a knife "Show me." She said.
"Holy crap! Pinkie that's a knife!" Shouted Spike.
No, THIS is a kni- shut up.
"No it's not silly." Giggled Pinkie as she pushed the blade into the handle "See it's fake!" Exclaimed Pinkie as she took off her balaclava and put the knife in it hiding both in her mane.and walking into the house "Hey Sneaky!" She exclaimed.
"What...the...fuck..." Replied Sneak
Life of the Draconic Species of Equestria
That awkward moment when...
The two teenagers turned at Twilight and smiled.
"Spike. Please leave me with Sneak." Said Twilight very calmly. He slunk out of the room giving a reassuring nod to Sneak. As soon as he closed the door Twilight smiled "Glad to see you two are getting along!" She said then leaning down she whispered into her ear "if you try anything with him I'll send you back to Celestia ok? I'm your friend not your enemy here I don't want to risk you getting hurt in any way neither do I want anything to happen with Spike."
"OK." Replied the Dragoness before the thing on her mind buzzed over " Ms. Sparkles?" She asked
"Yes Sneaky?"
"What's that on Spikes wardrobe?"
"His school uniform why?" Asked Twilight. The Dragoness clicked her claws together
"If you're OK with it I would like to learn more about your races by going to school? If that's ok?" Twilight was stunned.
"You... School?... Ok If you really want to." She said.
"Well what are we waiting for let's go get Uniform!" Shouted the now excited Dragoness.
Life of the Draconic Species of Equestria
A pleasurable arrangement
"Class may I have your attention please." Asked Cheerilee as she motioned for the colt to come up to the front "this is Ionic Matter and he is going to be studying alongside us for a while!"
"Please call me Atom ma'am."
"Mrs Cheerilee." At this statement one particularly annoying pink earth filly named Diamond Tiara shouted
"Mrs why is there a monster in the room?" Most of the children giggled and Atom thanked Celestia his fur was dark red to hide his blush
"DIAMOND TIARA! Apologise now!" Shouted Cheerilee
"It's OK if her view of me is a monster I view her as a snotty brat." Retorted the colt. Everyponies mouth hit the center of the earth as the stared befor Silver Spoon spoke up
"Come here and say that."
"NO FIGHTS! Mrs Tiara and Mrs Spoon see me after class! Everypony else who wants to sit next to Atom?" No-one raised a hoof. "Fine he can-"
"Pick me miss! Pick me please!" Shouted Snips. Everyone stared at him
"Have you gone insane?" Rumble asked
"Thith probably ithnt the betht idea you've ever had Thnipth."
"I would leave him alone if I were you." Said Scootaloo.
"I'll be fine." Replied Snips "he won't hurt us." He added enthusiastically as the Kirin approached his new desk
*thump*
His glasses flew from his face to below Sweetie Belles desk "Whoops! Ah fergot you was comin this way." She said her hoof sliding back in as she straightened out her jumper.
"Where are my glasses?" He asked. Sweetie felt a nudge.
"Pst! Sweetie pass me the glasses!" Sweetie looked at Scootaloo then at the glasses the at the Kirin on the floor befor grabbing the glasses in her aura and going to help him.
"Thank you." Said Atom as he dusted off his uniform.
"No problem! My name is Sweetie Belle welcome to hell!" She practically shouted before helping him to his seat Snips had gotten up but sat down after Sweetie helped him.
"Thank you Sweetie now back to your own place please." Atom began to look at the board as complex equations appeared on it before he felt a nudge.
"They're talkin bout you. " muttered Snips motioning to Silver and Diamond as they chatted looking up at him occasionally "anyway wanna come round to Snails' house with me later?" Atom nodded."Great ask Whoever looks after you ok?"
"Alright." Atom said as the equations called his name.
