Princess Cadence is the ruling benefactor in the domain of love, which entails a lot. Shining Armour has the misfortune to be married to her as he is the guinea pig for "love experiments". When Princess Cadence suggests anal, Shining Armour is taken aback by the normality of the request. Finally, he gets to do something he's actually been wanting to try.

(Short little fic written because I went to the "clopfics" and wasn't really satisfied with my selection, so this thing was born. If you're a tough wanker who can handle anything thrown at them, read on! If you're a sissy who's scared of what he or she may find in this story, read this spoiler: Cadence totally penetrates Shining, lol. But it's okay because he penetrates her back. Just keep reading through the Shining Anal section and you'll get to the Princess Mi Anus Cadenza portion, fair? All right then, enjoy. P.S. Romance, I guess?)