Author's Note

Okay, I said it in the description, but this is your last chance. The first, like, half of this chapter is gonna be a little gay, so if that's not how you wanna live you're life, then I suggest avoiding it. And, besides, you absolutely can read it out without beating off to it, it's totally possible. Hell, I wrote it and, guess what, my keys are no stickier than they were before! (Believe it or not, my keyboard's actually pretty clean!) So yeah, if you need to skip that part use the weeny shortcut.
If you need to, there's a shortcut over the first part if it makes you uncomfortable. If you need to use this weeny shortcut, look for the big, blue letters, they'll be your guide.

I'll Just Put This Here...

Shining Armour happily trotted behind his wife, a stupid grin plastered on his face. He continued to follow his gorgeous wife as they trailed through the crystalline castle towards their bedroom. One may be very curious why Shining Armour was so anxious as he let the Princess of Love lead him to their quarters. In fact, one would probably guess that they were going to have sex (you would be very right!) but they would then argue "She's the Princess of Love, wouldn't they 'do it' all the time?" To this, Shining would reply: "Yes and no. You see, Cadence and I may have sex a lot, but unfortunately very little of it is enjoyable. As the Princess of Love she has to decide whether or not something can qualify as an act of love. In order to do that, she has to find out for herself. I'm the lucky stallion that suffers the blunt end of all these tests. Don't get me wrong, I love sex! What stallion doesn't? But sometimes the things we do vary from exhausting to painful. So it's really nice when she wants to do something calm, pleasant, like ordinary ponies. Like anal, which is what we're headed to do right now!"

At last, the couple arrived at their massive bedroom doors, the mare throwing them open and nodding her long horn over at the bed. She flashed him a seductive half-lidded gaze.

"Get on the bed, love."

The stallion complied readily, trotting over and hopping up onto the bed eagerly, turning the moment he was on the extremely comfortable mattress. He smiled at her in as seductive a smoulder he could muster, fighting the goofy grin that he could not stop sporting (that and his boner. He's really been wanting to try out anal.) Cadence sauntered over to the bed sexily, never dropping her flirtatious demeanour. She leaned her smirking muzzle up to her husbands ear, whispering in to it.

"Lay down and close your eyes. I have another surprise for you."

Shining only sighed slightly, complying as he blindly laid down before her. Of course she'd add something to it. She couldn't just leave a wonderful thing as is. No, she's got to spice it up with Her knows what. He waited patiently as he felt her shift around on the bed. He could here the squelching of the lubrication as she scooped some into her hooves, likely preparing some toy he was meant to use in jolly cooperation with his member. He breathed steadily as he prepared for the order to open his eyes so she could present some crazy dildo or other such sex "enhancer".

The order never came and he gasped sharply as he felt something slide easily into his rear end. His eyes flung open and he pulled away from the penetrator, whipping around to see what had played out in the world around him that he had not seen. On the bed before him sat his wife, her face already pouting and her elongated horn visibly lubed up. He stared in disbelief as she sighed and began to explain herself, the previous come-hither attitude revealing itself as a façade.

"Come on, Shiny. I know it seems weird to you but I promise, it'll feel good!"

Shining Armour's mouth still hung agape as he shook his head and began to argue.

"Cadence! I'm straight! You know that. Of course you know that! What are you doing?!"

The pink alicorn only sighed, shifting so that she sat more upright. She now held the air of the highly intelligent pony that Shining knew and feared.

"Okay, Shiny, I'm sorry I tried it without telling you first."

Shining nodded, then shook his head rapidly.

"You mean asking, right?"

He was wrong. He knew he was wrong. He prayed very hard that he was not wrong.

"I'm sorry, Shiny, but you know that I have to do this. I need to see first-hoof the magical properties of stallion-on-stallion and this is the best way to do it without me transmogrifying myself into a stallion. Would you rather be ploughed by a stallion version of me?"

Shining thought quickly, he really did not want to do anal.

"Couldn't I just penetrate you, then?"

Unfortunately, his loving wife was as quick-witted as he,

"I'd still be a stallion. You'd be rutting a stallion."

He frowned and her face became apologetic, her need to nurture and care for her beloved husband queued behind her sexual duty and now playing it's roll.

"Shiny, look. If you really don't want to do this, I can find somepony else..." The face Shining Armour made was all the answer she needed, "I didn't think so. Look, love. As an official love pony I can guarantee you that one of the pleasure centres in stallions is in the anus, so it'll feel good. And, if you ask me, it's not that gay if it's your wife inside you. Can we please do this? Please?"

Shining Armour pouted a little longer, but eventually conceded. As much as he disliked the idea of his own penetration, the prospect of his wife engaging in gay intercourse worked towards his resolve against that scenario. He climbed up onto the bed once more and pointed his plot at his spouse. He lowered the front end of his body and spread his hind legs more so that his hole would open up and become more accessible. Cadence smiled sympathetically at him before placing herself in a position that she felt she would be comfortable in, even while sticking it in her hubby.

Shining felt a cool breeze greet his trembling anus as it opened up, allowing for the ingress. He closed his eyes expectantly as his wife prepared to push her long horn inside of him. He, to his credit, was a braver stallion than most, hardened (hehe) by many sessions of experience that lesser ponies would shudder at the mere conception of. Yet, here he splayed, rear end ready for imminent insertion. He felt the tip of her magical appendage prod and him, causing a momentary flinch in his stance and the tightening of his anus. Quickly he re-relaxed, his plot-hole once again ready.

Slowly, he felt the long horn slide inside of him. He felt only slightly uncomfortable, reminding himself all the while that it was his wife, not some other stallion. He felt the horn stop soon, most of it likely still outside of him. Again, it slowly pulled out. He was upset internally. Weirdly, he was upset that his wife did not go deeper, didn't she think he could take it? He grunted as he expressed his concern.

"Come on. If we're gonna get anywhere you're probably gonna have to go deeper."

His wife smiled up at him under her lowered horn, almost making the mistake of nodding whilst he still rode her forehead. She pushed forward again, still slowly but deeper this time. He could feel the long, hard horn reach deep inside of him. Again he found it strange that, while notably nowhere near as good as other positions he knew of, it was not altogether unpleasant. He thought of the sounds his wife would make during lovemaking to encourage him in his efforts. Sucking a hard sigh through his nostrils, he let out a low groan for his bride. He smiled in satisfaction as her eyes closed and the smile on her face became more sincere. She began pulling her horn out of him again, though at a noticeably faster speed. She stopped and pushed back in, finally starting to get into.

Shining caught himself by surprise as, at one point when the horn travelled deeper inside him, a low sort of pleasure spiked, causing him to momentarily clench his hole around the horn. She noted this and began to pick up speed, pulling out and pushing back in becoming far less ceremonious as it was done in rapidly increasing repetition. Shining Armour grunted once again as the horn continued to surprise him, eliciting far more excitement than he originally gave it credit for. Looking between his legs, he saw the straining face of his wife, who continued to go deeper and faster, a sort of animal-like quality taking head over her usual experience.

Oh my Her. She's gonna finish too quickly. He thought this as she continued to pick up her pace, going faster and faster as the horn continued to make his backside tingle, each thrust sending a small spike of pleasure from deep down inside him. He began to grow worried as his wife continued to recklessly exhaust herself.

"Erg. Cadence. Ung. You need, uhuhg, you need to slow, ssss, huh, slow down or you'll..."

It was too late, he watched as his partner's face twisted up, she winced as he felt magic spill inside of his rectum, pushing the stuff deeper with each spurt. She twitched as the end of her horn continued to spasm, unloading the magical equivalent to cum in his backside. When at last the surprisingly warm substance ceased to fill him, Shining watched as his exhausted wife dropped down, worn out. He continued to stare at her as a transparent, light blue liquid-like substance dripped back out of his plothole and back onto her face. She didn't move even a little bit as an almost steady stream of the gooey magic pooled onto her face from his backside.

When at last the horn spunk stopped dripping from him (there was some still in there, he could feel it sticking to his insides) he turned around to face the slouching form of his love. He smirked at her smiling form as he conjured a plan of his own. His voice rumbled sexily at her as he spoke.

"I think I know how we can get two of your love tests out of the way."

The smile on his face grew wider.

~~{WEENY SHORTCUT}~~

He gently picked up his exhausted wife. Using one of the many spells that were made easier due to his special talent, he restored all the stamina that had been expelled from her form. She, now being restored to her fully functional (and anatomically correct!) state, grinned at her dearest. Her half lidded gaze was driving him wild, and his full-blown erection was beginning to twitch expectantly.

Pushing him back onto his haunches so that he and his member sat up straight, she began to lower herself down. She smiled at him over her shoulder as she felt the massive penis push against the edge of her plothole, begging to push in. She barely fought gravity as the tip of her love's throbbing cock finally breached her anus. She purred quietly as she felt the large member reach deeper and deeper into her rear. Shining Armour nearly cried out as she stopped just above the ring that circled his thick sheath, before she let her plothole consume it.

The engulfment was tragically short-lived as she began to pull up again, her anus tightening around his cock as it pulled up, causing him to tense whenever she did so. Almost as her rear end was about to pull off the tip, she dropped back down, hard, as his entire member was swallowed by her plothole. Both gasped sharply as they rode a short wave of pleasure that pushed for them to continue. When she pulled up this time, she came nowhere near as far off as she did previous, letting a large mount of the stallion's penis remain inside of her. She dropped back down on the cock, this time her flank met his inner thighs as he pushed up urgently into her. Both were being driven mad by the sensation.

She again lifted, Shining dropped back down onto the sheets, preparing himself for the next descent. She began to push against him again and he thrust up to meet her, enjoying the feeling of pushing his cock inside her. This time he gripped her flanks with his forehooves, the teasing speed driving him mad. He used his own strength to lift her back up, and bring her back down, she barely working at this point. He began to thrust into her plothole repeatedly as she gasped with each push. Chancing a look, he forced open an eye to see the pink love alicorn's mouth agape, tongue hanging out as she no longer controlled herself. The sight only urged him further and he continued to thrust into her back side.

He began working more quickly, feeling a build-up beginning at the base of his massive member. He worked harder to push her to orgasm before he did. He thrust more desperately now, harder, faster, as she gasped and moaned with each thrust. He fought back his own pleasure as he listened to her gasps become shorter and more frequent, aware that he was pushing her to the edge. At last, she came.

"AAAAAH!!" She cried out as her feminine liquids burst from her cunt, squirting across the bedsheets. She continued to cry out as the orgasm continued, soaking his inner thighs as well as their bed. The sensation of the warm juices and the feeling of accomplishment from her orgasm pushed him towards his as the dam broke, his cock tightening inside her plot as his member exploded inside of her, filling her with the sticky stuff. She moaned as the gooey spunk pushed deeper and deeper as he easily filled her with his stuff. He groaned as he came and came, his load beginning to push out and spill around his cock as her plot became filled up. The white stuff slid slowly down his cock, resting at the base of his scrotum and pooling either onto his thigh or the sheets, the intoxicating smell of it filling the air.

At last his load ran out, and she pulled herself off of the now softening sheath. She wobbled slightly before dropping, re-exhausted, next to her lover. She purred as she nuzzled into his chest. Shining Armour smiled warmly as he wrapped his hooves around her, pulling her into a comfortable cuddle in the warm afterglow. The two sighed contentedly as they lay there and loved each other.