Weasel Stomping Day

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Fluttershy quickly glided through the air internally she squealed with glee as she watched the cute furry faces emerge from their winter holes. Today was her her favorite day of the year, today was the day all the adorable little weasels woke up from their winter hibernation. A small smile escaped her face as the ground began to shake, but was quickly replaced with a full blown grin when she saw Rainbowdash

The two pegasus glided around each other in a circle before they landed amongst the army of emerging weasels. Rainbowdash greeted her friend, but when Fluttershy began to respond she was interrupted when a stage burst into existence in the middle of the field, unknowingly ending the lives of many fortunate weasels. Fluttershy squeaked hiding behind the rainbow maned pegasus.

A unicorn mare teleported to the center of the stage before the magically amplifying her voice “THE GREAT AND POWER TRIXIE HAS GRACED YOU WITH HER GREAT AND POWERFUL PRESENCE BY ONCE AGAIN HOSTING CANTERLOTS ANNUA--”

“Get on with it!” A yellow stallion yelled interrupting the boastful mare. It was at this moment one of the weasels emerged from the ground and quickly climbed up Fluttershy’s leg and into her mane. Rainbow only flashed a tomboyish grin at the site of Fluttershy nuzzling the weasel.

        The stallion voicing his impatience disappeared in flash of light silencing anypony who had considered agreeing with him.” Ahem, as the GREAT and POWERFUL TRIXIE WAS SAYING, LET THE ANNUAL WEASEL SLAUGHTER BEGIN!”

        Rainbowdash flashed a predatory grin at the weasel in Fluttershy’s mane before flashing forward and ripping it from her friends mane. Fluttershy could only watch in horror as her friend began to shake her head like a rabid dog, snapping the rodents neck. Fluttershy stuttered as she tried to comprehend what had just happened, but Rainbow launched herself into the air and dive bombed another rodent splattering its blood throughout her mane.

“No,no. Why is this happening? What is going on?” Fluttershy mumbled to herself as she watched everypony suddenly erupt into unorganized violence, savagely killing the the weasels. She searched throughout the crowd until she spotted Pinkie Pie and thought surely she would not act so barbar-- , but this train of thought was quickly squashed as she watched her friend fire a dozen, correction, a baker’s dozen of weasels from her party cannon. The weasels were disturbingly spread out in a similar fashion to one of her actual parties.

Fluttershy swallowed the bile forming at the back of her throat before she began to run through the crowd. When Fluttershy heard a resounding cheer she could not stop herself from looking. Surrounded by a crowd of cheering ponies Rarity was turning the rodents into swiss cheese with a sewing needle. WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYPONY! Fluttershy screamed inside as she watched the ponies degrade further into this barbaric display.

The pegasus flew up into the air hoping to find somepony who could explain what was going on. Frantically she threw her head back and forth looking some beacon of explanation amidst the throngs of ponies and weasel bits. Finally she spotted Twilight sitting on stage with her nose buried inside a book titled “Equestria’s annual festivals”. Hoping that at least one of her friends was semi-rational she began to fly towards the purple alicorn.

Fluttershy ceased her flight as she heard a familiar voice “Eeyah! Round em up Wiona!” Surely not, not her. Applejack swung her lasso snatching a whole family of weasels. The earth pony pulled the captured family towards her before she turned to a yellow filly sitting next to her. “It’s time for you to become a mar Applebloom.” Fluttershy watched in horror as the filly nodded and picked up wrench and began to walk to towards the rodents. No surely Applejack wouldn’t let her. The pegasus cringed as she watched the filly further butcher this once sacred day.

Her flight was nearly cut short as a bloody mass of weasels flew threw the air crashing into her. Fluttershy spiraled out of control for several seconds as bits of rodent stuck into her wings. A glare of death was shot at the group of unicorns that were launching large balls of dead rodents.

Renewed determination drove the pegasus to soar through the last hundred yards separating her and Twilight. Fluttershy slammed onto the stage letting her momentum slide her the rest of the way towards Twilight” WHAT IS GOING ON!” Fluttershy screamed, several strands of hair popping out of place.

Glancing up Twilight says “Oh” she licked her lips as if wiping a nasty taste off of her mouth before saying “Trixie decided to spice up the holiday when she started hosting a couple of years ago” before blowing off the pegasus and going back to her book. Huh apparently wear pink boots...

        Fluttershy slowly walked to the center of the stage and promptly shoved the blue unicorn off as it fired a blast towards one of the weasels. Taking the rage that she felt ,which was surprisingly similar to the one at the grand galloping galla, and screamed “STOP!

The entire crowd stopped at the shout of the enraged mare. Fluttershy began to feel her resolve begin to weaken, but the sight of Applebloom and her gore covered wrench was enough to spur her on. “HOW DARE YOU DISGRACE THIS DAY WITH THESE BARBARIC ACTIVITIES!” Weasels began to gather around the yellow pegasus, seeing her as a source of safety.

Now maybe they had a chance to survive this awful day, maybe they could spread once again. The weasel sprinted underneath several hooves and latched itself to the yellow pegasus. Yes, she would be his salvation

        Fluttershy grinned as she felt one of the weasels run against her foreleg. She raised her leg before shouting “ Today is WEASEL, STOMPING, DAY!” her hoof slams down spraying the weasels gore everywhere.