Escaping The Past

I was once again floating In a black void. But this time there seemed to be more going on. for example there were stars and planets and a space ship.... wait a space ship? am I in space? when will this end?

after about twenty minutes or so of dicking about I was bored again luckily about that time the colours came back. This time I tried to create a shield but they broke through it like it was made of chocolate. This time though once they hit me I woke up.

When I woke up one thing became apparent. I was not in prison, unless prison had grass installed. I opened my eyes and was swiftly punished for attempting to see by a sun the size of mount son of a bitch.

I groaned in pain and whispered out. "when will this end?" turning my head to the side I managed this time to open my eyes and was greeted by what looked like a bird on fire. At this point I did what any sane man would do I closed my eyes and tried to wake up. when that failed I decided the best course of action was to become aware of my surroundings. When I stood I was greeted with the bird in flames flying away.

"Good riddance." I spat and was rewarded for my hospitality by a rabbit biting my foot. I knew one thing, this was going to be a long day.

I observed my surroundings and decided to walk in a random direction, and after about 20 minutes of walking I tripped over a log and landed face first in a puddle of mud. When I had finished removing my free mud face mask I looked up to see a hut made out of what looked like a hollowed out tree. curiously I walked in and found it decorated by masks and bottles.

"Very imaginative." I say sarcastically. Just before tripping on a root. on my way down in an effort to stop my decent I grabbed hold of one of the shelves which promptly collapsed on me. the bottles smashing against both me the floor and the now ruined shelf.

Once I observed the fact that the shelve had collapsed and spilled it's contents on me I promptly freaked out and ran away like a child that had just done something bad, in search of some water to wash the liquid off with. the moment i saw a lake i jumped in without a second though. the liquid coming off of me and mixing into the water to form a water and possible poison mix. at that point I striped myself of my cloths and washed them in a nearby waterfall, doing the same with my body. once I was done I put them on a rock to dry and promptly fell asleep due to not giving a fuck at that point.

When I woke up I came face to face with a multitude of spears and following the shafts of the spears I saw they were being held by a bunch of small horses in golden armour. With what looked like the leading standing tall and looking at me curiously behind them. Today was going to be a long day.