At last, it's done. You, anon, have just finished entering in the last few lines of code. You smile at the screen, then hit enter. The code compiles, and you lean back in your Cheeto-dust-accented rolly chair, basking in the glow of your monitor. Soon you will fulfill your three-year-long dream: to travel to Equestria.
The computer finishes doing its computery thing, and with a bright flash, the screen warps into dimensions you've never even heard of, much less seen, before settling for being the bottom of a hole in the ground. Little bits of dirt roll out of your monitor, and you realize that you've done it! You've successfully connected the portal!
The place is quaint--you find yourself comparing it to the music video for "Say Say Say" for some reason.
She desperately casts a spell on, bu
Unfortunately for you, even miniature horses can outrun humans, especially ones in bad shape, like you.
