The boneyard

Twilight stared at the... Thing before her. It was a symbol resembling a four-leaf clover.

"Wat the fuck r u looking at?" It said in Microsoft Sam Text-To-Speech voice synthesizer.

"Um... What are you?"

"I AM ADOLF HITLER!" It screamed in a new voice.

"Well, um. Mister hit-" Twilight began. She was cut of by 4-Chan's original voice.

"Eugenicists! U r Hitler!" It said to Twilight's confusion.

"But I'm Twilight-" She was cut off again by 4-Chan.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitlerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

"My name is-"

"Hitler."

"Twilight Sparkle! My name is Twilight Sparkle!" Twilight said. The entity began to spin idly, processing this new information. Suddenly 4-Chan stopped spinning and said:

"U r a faggot." Twilight facehoofed.

"No. I am a pony. A unicorn to be more specific." 4-Chan began to spin again. This time though, Twilight could faintly see unspeakable horrors of war in the reflected light on it's surface. 4-Chan stopped again, Twilight began to see a pattern. If it was thinking: it spun slowly. Otherwise it just floated there. A new voice:

"HA! GAAAAAAAAY!" Twilight's eye twitched. This thing dared to mock her in her own home. 4-Chan dissolved into a matrix of white 1s and 0s on a black back ground. Said matrix assumed a new form and dissolved away again. A face of some kind, smiling in a ridiculous fashion.

"U mad?" 4-Chan's normal, monotone voice interrupted her thoughts. Her blood began to boil. This thing had insulted her, called her names, charged her for horrible things she didn't do because she tried to speak, just to entertain itself when she got mad. Apparently, it had shifted back to it's normal form while she was lost in thought.

"4-Chan wins! Yay! Yay! Yay!" The robotic voice said.

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