The boneyard

"Yo, David, you done yet?" Jake said.

"F*CKING STRAPS!" David called back through the door. Jake facepalmed just before the doorbell rang.

"I'll get it." He said. Jake made his way to the door. He found a package addressed to his roommate David. It was Probably that replica cutlass he ordered. certainly looked like it.

"Sword's here." Jake called.

"Aw, sweet!" David said as he charged out of the bathroom. He was clad in replica leather armor from Oblivion and he was wearing a Gray Cowl replica also from Oblivion. David tore into the package with an almost creepy level of gusto. He gave his new potentially dangerous weapon a few test swings. Now that he thought about it, Jake could have sworn the sword look just like the cutlass from the game. The only difference was there was some kind of bird etched on the blade.

"Ni~hi~hice." David said. Then he noticed the bird.

"Hey what's with this bird?" He said as he inspected the carving

"I don't know dude. lets just head for the convention center." Jake said.

At the site of that year's Comic-con, two men showed up one as the Gray Fox, the other as a generic wizard.

"You ready?" David asked.

"Hell yeah!"

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