The Lyrics To My Dream

The Lyrics To My Dream

Ch. 1 – Backlash

“So, does anybody know the answer to number two? Zach, please answer number two. Zach!”

“...HUH?!” I said exasperated. I almost fell asleep there. It's just that Equestria seems so nic-

“ZACH! NUMBER TWO!” Mr. Jones was angry know.

“Um... I dunno...” The thing is, that is the truth. Math class sucked anyways.

“Then guess.”

“I don't give a fuck, to be honest.” Oh shit, did I actually say that?

“Zach, student services. Now.”

“Sorry Mr. Jon-”

“No talking. Walk.” At this point all of my friends we're laughing at me know. Fucktastic. I got up from my seat and left. The hallways were always so quiet during class, but when you know you're in trouble, they seem so much quieter. The reasoning for me almost falling asleep was that I had my headphones on and was listening to music I found on Equestria Music. I've been a brony since about halfway through the first season, and had been hooked on the show ever since. My other friends had found out because I 'forced' them to watch it. But they love it too nonetheless. I finally made it down to the office, oh sorry, 'Student Services.' Student Services was a bullshit way of having a second principle’s office. The secretary, or something, told me to go to Mr. Greenburg's office, AKA the principle (Dun dun DUUUN!). I tried to walk really slow, but that achieved a glare from the secretary, whose name I don't even fucking care to know. I was close to sprinting when I got to Mr. G's office. Yea, I'm that lazy to type out his full name. He gave me a glare close to the secretary's, and I quickly sat down.

“I was told to come here, sir.” Politeness sometimes gives you sympathy points, right?

“I was told you were being a 'rebel' in class.”

“Rebel? All I did was swear-”

“Mr. Ricketts, this is the umpteenth time you have been called down for this. This time though, you will be punished. Detention, whole week. Now go back to class.” Dayum. You can never barter with him.

“Okay, sir.” I then got up and walked away. Why do I get so much bad luck? After what seemed to be days, I got back to Mr. Jones' class.

“I see your back, Mr. Ricketts. Now, would you kindly answer number two?” Fuck. Me.

School was FINALLY over for the day. I wish that I took a car to school, or even the bus, but I have to walk two whole fucking miles to get home. Since school gets out at 2:50, it's about 4:30-5:00 when I get home. And to add more to today, when I got home, my dad started bitching to me.

“Zach, what did I say about those fucking detentions!?”

“Look Dad, I have zero fucks to give about that, so fuck off.”

“Fine! Have fun living on the shitty streets!”

“Like I said, zero fucks.” I wish mom was here, she would have been nicer about the approach. Unfortunately,  she died in a car crash about 2 months ago. And to top it off, my dad got custody. All my other relatives are so much nicer, but he's such a sour-ass person. He hates my guts, and yells at me every chance he gets. The only thing I do at home is go on my laptop and do something, anything really. And then around 11:00, I fall asleep. When I woke up, it was 6:50 AM. Shit, only 20 minutes to get ready! I quickly got some decently clean clothes on and got my backpack slung across my shoulders. I then I quickly grabbed a pack of Pop-Tarts and headed off to school. When I had arrived at school, I saw a new girl in my first period class, who was now sitting next to where I sat. Oh shit, I'm not good with girls... She had semi-long hair which was colored (dyed, really) a turquoise color. Weird, I thought. She was a bit on the pale side with a white t-shirt with a eighth-note on the front, and a pair of jeans. She looks a lot like V- Wait, this is fucking Earth. I wish it wasn't, but it is. After a couple of seconds in real time, I went to my normal seat.

Hi, you must be Zach. I'm Vi- Amy.”

Holy shit, was she going to say what I think she was?

“H-hi.”

She grinned, “Come on, don't be so shy!” If she's not Vinyl Scratch, then I don't know what's up or down.

“Sorry. We just don't get too many know pon- I-I mean people, that's all.” Let me just say something, I FUCKING LOVE VINYL! And the fact that she may or may not be next to me is making me want to scream.

“I see... But, it's important that we talk after class.”

“W-why?”

“You'll see.” She grinned again. Oh, did I mention the purple tinted shades on her head?

“Alrighty then...”

It was after class, and I shuffled out the door while following 'Amy'.

“I'm guessing you know who I actually am, right?”

I looked at the floor, “V-vinyl Scratc-ch.”

She grinned, wider then before. “Good, so were on the same page then?”

“Um... no. I don;t even know how your even here right now!”

“Zach, quiet down. We don't need any extra attention. I'm here because I got a spell from Twilight, you know her too, right?”

I know every pony in that show. “Yes, I do. And all of the others.”

“Alright, good. Like I was saying, Twilight gave me a spell to another world.”

“Why would you want to do that?”

“Well, I was having a lot of stress from DJ-ing too much, and I asked Twi if she had any spells to a place where I could cool down and relax. She gave me the spell to go here and said nopony would disturb me here. So, here I am now.”

“Good story and all, but what does this have to do with me?”

“Well, you see, I want you to come back with me.”

“REALLY?! LETS GO, NOW!”

“Hold on tiger, don't you want to say goodbye to your family?”

“All I have left is my dad, and I couldn't give a shit about him... wait. Lets go back to my house.”

“Okay, lead the way.” I  love her grin. It makes me smile, too.

When we got to my house, my dad was watching T.V., so he didn't even look up to see me. We went to my room so I could grab my laptop. When I closed the lid, I could see Vinyl blush slightly. I had some stickers of her on the front of my laptop (Pimpin' laptop). I chuckled and went back downstairs. I then opened the front door and half shouted to my dad,

“Bye Dad, I'm off to Equestria. Back NEVER!” He mumbled and then realized what I said.

“The fuck Zach? Equestria is your doll-land, get back here!” He then ran to find me, but I was already gone. Vinyl had used the spell and brought us back. The last thing I said to my dad:

“See ya' around sour-ass!”

A/N: Well, that concludes the first chapter to TLTMD (Abbreviations, because the title is a bit long :P). This is my first story that is being published, so I am excited :D And before anyone asks, I am the editor to 'Magic Bound' currently. I got pumped to write a story, so here it is. Vinyl Scratch is my favorite pony, so I chose her to go with me (Zach) to Equestria! It is a self-insert.  The story is exactly 1,250 words, not counting the title and A/N. I plan to have at least 1k words for every chapter, and I want to update often, but not daily. So around 2-3 Chapters a week, but I don't have a schedule. So you may get one chapter one week, and 74 another week. It just depends if I want to write or not. Remember to R&R, or something like that. ( I love to read people's feedback :D)