The Lyrics To My Dream

Chapter 2: Equestria

“OW! FUUCK!” As I was teleported to Equestria by Vinyl, I failed to notice we were about ten feet above the ground. Why? Because being in Equestria makes me brain-dead. Well, that and being with Vinyl... but that's not the point.

“You should learn to land on your own four hooves, you know,” she smirked.

“Four hoove-...the...fuck...” I looked at what used to be my hands and feet, and saw four pairs of four hooves; the color of goldenrod or something. I looked behind me and saw none other than a tail that was red with a streak of electric yellow going through it. My mane looked the exact same as my tail.

“So, how do you think you look?”

“I guess it will do... what do you think?”

“Your looking pretty good, if I do say so myself.” Is she hitting on me?

“Well, um... what color are my eyes?”

“Funny you should ask.” She then pulled out a mirror from absolutely fucking nowhere (I guess its like the show, then.) and used her magic to levitate it to me. And I could not believe what color they were.

“Um... how the fuck are my eyes red?”

“Well, I had to turn you into a pony so you didn't stick out, right? So I got to choose what you looked like,” she smirked again, “so I chose red, like mine are. That's fine with you, right?”

“It's... fine, it's just the fact that I've never seen anybody (anypony I guess) besides you with red eyes that all. Anyways, shouldn't we get to Ponyville?” I tried to say as casually as I could. What I was actually thinking: I WANT TO GO TO PONYVILLE NOW!

“Hold on, I think before we go you should know some, 'rules' that we have that are different then yours. First off, ponies here really don't like swearing, so you need to watch your language around other ponies.”

“Damn-” Vinyl glared at me, “I mean, uh, darn it.”

She went back to her normal grin, “That's better. Second rule, you do not speak of being human at all around anypony. We do NOT want to cause suspicion. And to be honest, that seems like a hard task for you.” I'm guessing she's thinking of back at the school. I'm guessing that when you yell “I'M GOING TO EQUESTRIA BITCHES!” it makes you sound suspicious.

“I guess so. Anything else to know?”

“Not that I can think of at the moment. I didn't really plan on bringing you to Equestria.” She said.

“That's alright, I'm just glad to be here.” For once I actually smiled. Most people wouldn't like to live with a bunch of candy colored ponies, but I loved the idea.

“So, are you ready to go to Ponyville?”

“Yes! LETS GO!”

“Someones excited.” She smiled at me, and I smiled back. I don't know why, but I really like Vinyl. I'll have to see if she wants to go out sometime...

“Lead the way.”

I wonder where we are currently? I mean, we are going to Ponyville, so it doesn't matter. If anything, it's a forest, called... um... something. Doesn't matter. It looks like Vinyl had seem me thinking.

“What are you thinking about Zach?”

“You know, Ponyville and stuff. I really think I'll like it here.” I say in reply.

“That's interesting. Hey, it looks like were here!” Have I spaced out that much? I guess so.

As soon as Vinyl said that were here, I could spot a pink dot in the distance. Shit... it's Pinkie Pie.

“Uh, Vinyl? Could we get a move-along here? I don't like getting pounced on by a pink party pony today.”

“...I see what you mean. Lets head off to my house. It's probably the last place for her to look for a new pony.”

“Anything to get away from her.” I never really liked Pinkie Pie. She has ADHD or OCD or some shit like that.

We strategically walk around houses and in bushes to avoid being found. There were quite a lot of places to find, but it would not surprise me if someone came out of the cannon into my fa-

“HIIIII!”

“AHHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING US MRFmfff...” She fucking interrupted my thoughts. Well played. At that moment, Vinyl had put her hoof over my mouth to stop my swearing. But it was to no avail, because all of the ponies around us had heard me and started staring.

“Vinyl? How do we get out of this?” I whispered into her ear.

“This.” Vinyl's horn started to glow a blue-turquoise color as we suddenly zapped into Vinyl's house.

“Did you... teleport us?”

She was breathing heavily after the spell, and seems like she is going to pass out.

“Vinyl? Are you going to be okay?”

“Yea, fine. Would you help me get to my room?”

“Yea, Sure.” (No, perverts! GET AWAY!)

We started walking up the stairs to what I thought was Vinyl's room. I guessed right, because the room I went in had a bed with an eight note on white bedsheets with a plain sea-blue paint on the wall. There was a couple of windows in the room, and some DJ equipment in an area of the room. I'm not a DJ, so I had no idea what that shit was, anyways. I then focused back to Vinyl, who had gotten herself under her covers at this point and looked to be asleep. I went up to her, and I saw she wasn't asleep yet.

“You need anything Vinyl?”

“Yes I do.” She then did something I would least expect. She gave me a small, but meaningful kiss on my lips. I could not move. At all. I was shocked beyond belief. Why the fuck am I falling for her?

She chuckled, “Good night Zach.” She closed her eyes and drifted into slumber. I was still stuck in place. I really could not move. After what felt like ages I walked out of the room, my mind filling with thoughts. Does she like me? Well probably, but do I like her back? While intensely in thought, I failed to realize there were stairs, causing me to do a barrel-roll down the stairs.

“Fuck man. I need to stop falling.”

I forced myself up with injured ribs and my left fore hoof felt like shit, but I've gone through worse. I dragged myself to the couch that was downstairs in the living room that I saw earlier while I was helping Vinyl to her bed. I clumsily flipped myself onto it, and fell asleep. I did not dream. There was too much to think about that night.

I woke up, like I said, no dreams. I had gotten up after sleeping on a couch, so I did not get that much sleep as it is. Then, Celestia decided to be Trollestia and make the sun as fucking bright as possible. I had gone to the kitchen to eat something, but I found a note on the table.

Zach,

I had to go to a gig this morning and I won't be back for a couple of hours. There food and things in the fridge, and I suggest you go out and go about in Ponyville. No need to be in the house all day.

Love,

Vinyl

Well, that answers that. I think I'm going to eat before I space out and fall down who-knows-what. Then I'll go into town and meet the mane 6 or something.

A/N- Well, this is chapter two. Sorry for the spelling and grammar mistakes, I'm to lazy to give a shit. Oh, and its late at night and I have music playing. I tend to spell things wrong and not see grammar mistakes when music is on. If you're wondering, it's the Monstercat 006 – Launch Party thing. Stephen Walking is the best DJ xD But anyways, hope you enjoyed. R&R, like most writers say. Oh, before I go, I was wondering if you guys wanted any clops in the story. I don't care what you guys want, but be prepared for mediocre clop scenes then. Sorry for the short chapter, again. I promise the next one will be longer than this and the first chapter. I mean at 1,301 words, this is shorter than Ch. 1. That makes me feel like I need to work harder. See you later guys.