The Lyrics To My Dream

The Lyrics To My Dream

Chapter 3 - Five Minutes Of School

LightStorm54

“Hmm... lets see whats in this- OW! Wait, how did I hit my hea- AWW FUCK YES A HORN! Wait, how do I... but... I have... wings...” What in the hell happened? I guess my “transformation”wasn't done.

“Hell yes, black mane and tail? Ooh, it has yellow in it. And I'm taller. This is so confusing, yet so cool at the same time.” After trying to get my magic to work (it didn't), I went to go get food.

“Alrighty, I still don't get what ponies eat here...” I can't find any meats or such, but that seems to be obvious. We wouldn't want carnivorous ponies, now would we? I settles on some peanut butter, I was surprised they had it here, and put it on some bread. I'll have to ask Vinyl is she has any jelly.

“This is SO good...” I think Vinyl would kill me if she saw me eating on the couch. But hey, I have nothing but a couch.

“Oh wait, I was supposed to meet the mane six... oops. I'm just gonna... sleep...”

Five Hours Later...

“What a great sleep. Huh, I think Vinyl is back. I think I should go find her. Wait, whats this pamphlet for... elementary school? I hope she isn't thinking ahead. Unless...VINYL?!”

“Yes Light?”

“Light?” I saw her come down the stairs, without any glasses on.

“Well yea, you can't use Zach, so I just made it up.”

“Can't I be, like, Thunder Storm?”

“No, I like LightStorm.”

“Fine... I was going to ask about this pamphlet,” I held it up, “What's it for?”

“Guess what? Your starting first grade tomorrow! Excited, right?”

“I'M NOT A FUCKING FIVE YEAR OLD!”

“So? You need an Equestrian education, that and it's really funny.” She started to crack up. Dammit, I hate school.

“Fuck... I am not going.”

“Oh, yes you are.”

“Oh yea, what are you going to do?”

She smiled wryly. Oh shit.

Ten Minutes Later...

“Stupid fucking school.” I muttered under my breath. I don't see why I have to learn the fucking alphabet if I can do quadratic equations and advanced shit like that.

“Alright class, what is two plus two?” The bitch of a teacher said.

“Four!” Everyone but me yelled.

“Light, did you get that? Two plus two equals four.”

“Yea, I call bullshit on that.” Might as well have fun while I'm here.

“Light Storm, we don't use language like-”

“Let me finish. As I was saying, to every kid here, two plus two equals dick. That is all.” I don't care if it's immature, its funny.

“LightStorm, principle’s office. Now.” Huh sounds familiar.

“Nope, I'm blowing this fuckin' Popsicle stand. Bye everyone!” I pushed my small desk chair, and got up and falcon punched the door open, as I yelled, “FALCOOON, PUNCH!” It hurt like hell, but I had to exit like a badass. Even if my hoof was bleeding. What a great first day of school.

“This school is such a downer. I know! I should jump out the window of the Principle’s window. That will show them!” I started to run around the school, trying to find the principle’s office. This school is so fucking big. After about 10 minutes of endless walking, I found a door.

Room 001

Principle's Office

Mr. Pen

Mr. Pen? That's a shitty name. I checked to see if the door was unlocked, and it was, and I walked in.

“Ah, Mr. Storm, I see you have come.”

“No shit.”

“I can see why you were called down. Look we wanted you to see a child therapist, so we can figure out why you have been acting this way.”

“The fuck? I'm not a nutter, and this IS how I act. Now, I have to go?”

“Oh, and where to?”

“Out of this nut-box, that's for sure?” I started to run as fast as I could at the window, and using my horn, I broke through the glass and rolled onto the grass outside of the school.

“See ya later bitch! LightStorm, out.” I proceeded to walk to the sidewalk, with about five people staring at me, wondering why the hell I jumped through a window. They don't understand. I decided not to go back to Vinyl's house, because she would be pissed if she found out I broke a window and quit school. I'm surprised nobody is chasing me, actually. I started to walk around Ponyville, but being an alicorn and all makes people stare at you. Its creepy, actually.

“What are you staring at?” I yelled out in front of a resturant. Everyone quickly went back to what they were doing, leaving me to do whatever I could do.

“Uh, I'm BORED!” I thought in my head.

“I know, stop saying that.” What the fuck was that? Nobody ever said anything to me, and I was thinking, not talking. I'll just forget that happened... I guessed school was over by now, and I decided to walk back to Vinyl's house, thinking about what I'll say to her when I get there. As I walked through Ponyville, I noticed there were no kids out yet. I might have been a couple hours off... It was too late though, as I had already opened the door to Vinyl's house.

“Vinyl? You home?”

“Yea, on the couch.” I saw her on the couch, watching T.V. About who-knows-what.

“Yea, I'm back...”

“I see that. I take it that school didn't go very well, then? Its only 12:35, and school gets out at 3:00.”

“Oh... Yea, lets just say that I'm never going back there.”

“That bad, huh? I figured that you wouldn't last very long there. What made you crack?”

“The dumbass teacher and the principle. The principle, Mr. Pen, said I needed to see a therapist about my behavior.”

She laughed a bit, “What did you do about it?”

“I jumped through his window.” We both erupted from laughter as we were on the couch.

“So, what do you have planned for the rest of the day?”

“I don't know.”

“How about we go get some lunch? I'm starved.”

“Your hungry? What did you do today, anyways?”

“Nothing.”

“I see... I'm up for lunch, were to?”

“There's this bar on the other side of town-”

“Did you say bar?”

“I did indeed. Why? You didn't have those on Earth?”

“We do, it's just the fact that I didn't think this place would have alcohol and stuff.”

“Well, its your lucky day. Lets go!” We both got up from the couch, and headed out the door. I noticed Vinyl was closer than usual while we walked.

“Hey Vi?” She blushed a bit at me.

“Yes Light?” I am so bad with girls, its ridiculous.

“I was uh, wondering if this was a, date?”

“Of course it is, yo like me, don't you?”

“Yea, yea I do.” She was walking right up next to me, our bodies touching.

“ I love you Light.” I was caught off guard after her saying this.

“I love you too, Vinyl.” I don't know what I was thinking, but I leaned over, and gave her a small, but meaningful kiss. I could tell she was surprised, but she didn't stop. We locked lips as our tongues fought a never ending battle. I could feel the heat between us, and I could taste a sweetness, I couldn't tell what it was, but I enjoyed. Eventually, some old hag came up.

“I don't want to see this in public! Get a room. Stupid youngsters...” We both laughed and ended the kiss. She was blushing, and it was quite obvious. I smiled, thinking about what the old man had said.

“After one day? I'm not giving myself to you yet.”

“Fine... I still love you, though.”

“So do I. Shall we go get food?”

“I forgot about that.” We both chuckled. We made small talk as we walked to the 'bar'.

“So, what are the bars like here?”

“Well, they are less violent then the ones on Earth, as ponies tend to be nicer than humans seem.”

“Well, I don't see any killers around, so I guess your (FUCK YOU TECH!) right.”

“That's good... alright, were here. Now Light, don't do anything stupid. We don't need a fight.”

“No promises!” I shot into the bar. When I got inside, it looked like... a normal bar. Except everyone was smiling and happy. That, is what I thought it was going to be like.

I saw Vinyl enter the bar.

“What am I going to do with you?”

“Love me.” Haha, I'm corny.

“Sure, why not. So, do you want to get a drink?”

“Yea! Lets go!”

“I'm not dragging you back to the house after you pass out.”

“Haha, very funny. I am NOT going to pass out!”

About fifteen drinks later...

“Light? Wake up!”

“Huh? Oh, hey Vi.”

“Lets get back to the house.”

“Teleport?”

“No. Walk yourself home or I'm leaving you here.”

“Uh... fine.” I got myself to my feet. I swear, it seemed to be a good idea at the time to fall asleep on the table.

“Alright, lets go.” The walk was uneventful, as walks usually are. I'm not going to describe the amazing scenery or birds or any of that shit. So yea, back at the house:

“But why?”

“Because, I'm tired. So no action for you tonight.”

“Alright... can I at least sleep with you?”

“Fine, lets go.”

“Hell yea!”

A/N: Well, it has been a while since I released an actual chapter. As you can see, I have made some characteristics to Zach. From now on, I will be referring to Zach as LightStorm, Light, Lighty, Stormy, and anything else like that. I love writing this story, and hope that people still read it. Also, I kept my promise of 1,500 words or more. The story is 1,749 words; I hope for other chapters to be as long or longer than this one. I do want to try to make this story better, so put some ideas or stuff in the comments. I might be doing some OC's, so if you want to submit one, just send me a PM with the name of the OC, a picture of them, and how they act. I prefer you have Skype so we can talk through the chapter, so put that in if you have one. Ivrin is going to be an OC, and so is Techno, so I might be adding one or two, depending on what I need for the story. Maybe three OC, why the hell not? Alright, LightStorm out.