Spooky Skeletons Raid, and Ultimately Pillage, Ponyville

Twilight was bored. She pranced around her house not unlike an aristocrat would in the vain attempt of locating something too alleviate the tedium of her house arrest. Ever since Twilight had bludgeoned Scootaloo with a rusty trombone slide (It taught the bitch to pay her protection money), Twilight had been locked in her Sex Dung... Library until Celestia could find a suitable ditch to throw Scootaloo’s corpse into, thus lifting all charges, as stated in Equestrian law section nine dash eleven.

“Fiddlesticks,” groaned twilight as she lay on her bed, “I’m booored.”

Twilight scanned the bookshelves looking for some decent reading material, but as her house is a library, all of the books had to be dumb and stupid and dumb, because the illuminati wanted to stop ponies becoming MLG quickscopers via reading. Twilight was about to give up when she noticed a strange book sitting at the very end of the bookshelf, she cantered threateningly up to the book and licked it. Judging by the taste it was made of pony flesh and the foreskins of children. She opened it and the pure undead undergo ripped the flesh from her bones and dragged her soul screaming into the warp, to be raped by she who thirsts for the rest of time. However, Twilight is a Mary Sue so she resisted the incredible power of the book entirely and began to read.

"This... This appears to be a Necronomicon..." Said twilight excitedly as she downed a bottle of whiskey and beat her spike, "I can summons droves of undead minions to assert my dominance over the land... Or I could summon the spooky skeleton marching band."

Twilight chose the latter and set up a blood altar at the foot of her bed, she cut her jugular and sprayed blood over the table and then used the power of magic fuck you to revive herself. She pulled the book out from behind her and began to chant...

"Skeletons come one and all and you shall receive free pizza and shit, it's pretty nice, it's got olives, keep in mind I couldn't get the gluten free pizza, so if you wanted that, you'll have to wait until tomorrow. There is some pretty nice gluten free garlic bread, I had some and it was really yummy, it did have cheese on it though, so if you're lactose intolerant and don't eat gluten then there isn't really anything I can do... SKELETONS FTAGN SKELETONS FTAGN."

All of a sudden a whole bunch of skeletons jumped out of the altar and were real spooky looking, however, they were carrying large instruments which simultaneously made them adorable.

"Coolio," remarked Twilight not unlike a black guy from the 80's would, "Let's go for a picnic guys."

As Twilight packed for the nic of pics, the Skeleton marching band muttered softly to each other about despicable acts, such as doing marijuana, and sneaking out without their parents permission. This was due to the fact that, unbeknownst to Twilight, she had forgot to offer a drink during the summons ritual and as a result had conjured up a spooky skeleton MAIMING band. Just as the fleshless legion talked about not doing their homework, Twilight wandered back into the bedroom carrying a large picnic basket with her magic.

"C'mon you guys, I need to introduce you to my friends!" Cheered the purple horse.

The maiming band followed Twilight, looking at the sights and relishing the thought of the coming bloodshed.