Twilight's Misadventures, and Apologies to the Readers.

by Fusion Fool the 3rd

Chapter Twenty-Five point Two: I think He's trying to be Nice...

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It was early afternoon when Fluttershy and her daughter, Miracle Gale, went into the marketplace to purchase groceries. The pegasus foal was riding in a small carrier on her mother’s side, taking in the sight of so many ponies around the two.

It wasn’t uncommon for Fluttershy to be stopped so that somepony could congratulate her and admire Gale, oblivious to the foal’s discomfort around so many ponies, causing Fluttershy to politely leave them to return to her task.

During Fluttershy’s effort to acquire food, she was approached by Nurse Redheart, who lacked her usual nurse’s cap. “Why hello, Fluttershy. How are you?”

Fluttershy slowly turned to Redheart with a nervous smile. “G-good afternoon Nurse Redheart. It’s nice to see you again.”

“You don’t have to be so shy around me, I did help deliver your child. Speaking of which, how is the little angel?” Redheart asked, turning to see the baby blue foal huddled under her mother’s wing. “Aww, how precious.”

Fluttershy smiled, watching Redheart admire her bundle of joy. “She really is Mommy’s little miracle.”

“I’ll say. How has motherhood been treating you? Must be tough with the father being dragged around to service others,” Redheart questioned, turning her attention to the yellow mare.

“Well, when I accepted Twilight and joined her, I knew what I was getting in to… kinda. It’s still a little crazy on the whole schedule thing,” Fluttershy replied, purchasing a small bag of baby carrots.

“Schedule? Like you girls have appointed days?” Redheart asked.

Fluttershy nodded. “Twilight is trying to make sure everyone gets the same amount of time.”

Redheart nodded her head knowingly. “And whose’ day is it today?”

“Well, originally it was mine but Fleur said she needed Twilight to help her find baby clothes for her own foal, so we traded days, now I’m with Twilight this upcoming Wednesday,” Fluttershy said happily, thanking the vendor before leaving with her purchase. Nurse Redheart following along. “I really don’t mind, I had to get groceries anyways and I didn’t want to burden Zecora or Pinkie with it, especially not Applejack since she’s expecting as well.”

It was then, Rainbow Dash swooped down with a pained look on her face. “H-Hey Fluttershy…”

“Oh, hello Rainbow, How are you?” The caretaker greeted happily.

“So… the Wonderbolts are coming to town this Wednesday and it’s the only day they perform before going to Manehatten, so I was wondering if I can trade you my Next Sunday Twi Day for your Wednesday,” Rainbow said, looking rather guilty.

“Oh…” Fluttershy uttered, she didn’t quite like the idea and both Redheart and Rainbow knew it. “It’s okay, it’s not everyday that the Wonderbolts come by Ponyville, I hope you and Twilight have a good time.”

Rainbow stood there with a surprised look. “Are you sure? Like a hundred percent positive?” Fluttershy merely nodded with a smile. She was soon swept up by a tight hug from her prismatic friend. “You’re the best, Shy, later!” And then Rainbow flew off.

Red Heart turned to Fluttershy with a confused expression. “When was the last time you had anytime with Twilight?”

“Um… a month? I know it was a Tuesday,” Fluttershy murmured, thinking carefully on the question. “I know it was before Applejack foalnapped Twilight for the first time, it’s… actually really hard to do that.”

Redheart just stared, not sure if she should be surprised by Fluttershy having gone a month without some quality time with her mate or that Twilight’s herd had turned foalnapping their Alpha into a sport. “Maybe you should take this up with Twilight? Or maybe her mother? I’ve had a small talk with her and she’s probably the one mare that could straighten them all out if Twilight couldn’t.”

“Oh I wouldn’t want to bother either of them, Twilight has so much to do already, with Chrysalis’ hive, her studies, Miracle Gale, Applejack and Fleur’s upcoming pregnancies, tutoring Dinky, worrying about how Spike is doing, trying to perfect a spell to turn herself into a griffon so that Gilda can become a mommy which she said was harder to do than the time she was turned into a wolf and a bunny. She also has to deal with a rapey alter-ego, the possibility of the future might remain the same for some reason, being a pseudo goddess of fertility, incest, pedophilia was mentioned I think, bestiality… which was actually my fault now that I think about it. Oh right, I almost forgot about her new relationship with Princess Luna,” Fluttershy answered with a calm smile.

Redheart was baffled by what she heard. “That is a lot for just one pony. Ever tried to… say, help her?”

“We do… but somethings are a bit hard to deal with, especially when we’re the cause of most of them,” Fluttershy said, heading back home.

“Like the possible pedophilia?” Redheart uttered, a tinge of disgust in her tone.

“Pinkie said she’ll help with that, I was asked to help Twilight deal and possibly negate the bestiality problem that I made,” Fluttershy said with a deep blush.

“How do you get somepony into that?” Redheart questioned, taken back by this new information.

Fluttershy froze, having no desire to answer such a personal question. “Umm… I think I left my laundry on… the stove, it was nice talking to you, Ms. Heart,” she said with a scarlet face as she moved quickly out of Ponyville and back home, leaving the Nurse behind while also taking care not to hurt Miracle.

During her speed walk back home, she saw Twilight and Fleur by her door. “Fluttershy, there you are,” Twilight greeted, nuzzling her yellow lover. “I just wanted to check up on you and Miracle before going to Manehatten for foal shopping.”

“Again, I must apologize profusely for stealing Twilight from you today but it is one of the few days where it is safe for me to mate with her and when Rarity is free to help us,” Fleur added, planting a kiss on Fluttershy’s forehead.

“I… didn’t know there were safe days for pregnant mares to make love with their mate,” Fluttershy uttered distantly, meekly looking at the taller ivory mare.

“I apologize again but… a loving mate to me is a passionate lover,” Fleur added, exposing her neck, with a few hickeys.

Twilight blushed a bit and frowned as she examined her own handy work, frowning slightly when she noticed something odd. “That one isn’t mine, the rest are but that one between those two…”

“That was Rarity, you do encourage us to be friendly with our herdmates,” Fleur said, she raised her fore limb and showed off a hidden scratch. “Gilda, two weeks ago.”

Twilight could only frown. “Very well then. So long as it doesn’t get too hectic and… painful.” She walked over to Fluttershy’s side and rubbed her cheek against her daughter. “Hello Gale, I missed you.”

From her seat, Miracle giggled, her forelegs hugging Twilight’s face as it was brought to nuzzle her.

Fleur walked along side, letting out a longing sigh as a hoof reached for her distended belly. “A few more months left…” She walked over to Twilight and tried to usher her away. “I apologize, Twilight. But we must be off, we’ve agreed to meet Rarity before we embark.”

“Oh right,” Twilight said, giving Miracle a kiss on her forehead and giving Fluttershy a kiss on her cheek. “I’ll see you tomorrow, Fluttershy!”

Fluttershy watched as Twilight and Fleur left, her smile slowly fading as they left.

“Bab bab ba…” Miracle blubbered, taking her mother from her stupor.

“Oh, I’m sorry Miracle. Let’s go inside and get these put away,” Fluttershy said happily, walking into her home.


~dood~[/hr]

Time for dinner had arrived in Fluttershy’s cottage, while the yellow pegasus had to feed her foal personally, Angel was asked to feed the animals with the help of Harry the bear. “Thank you so much you two for helping me,” Fluttershy said, wincing as her nursing foal bit down a little too hard.

Harry gave a salute while Angel rolled his eyes, setting a bowl of nuts down for the squirrels. The poor white lapine was annoyed by how the small pony was hogging his owner, to the point where she spent almost all her time on the small, yet loud, cretin. It’s been months since he got his special salad.

His day got worse when he saw a familiar serpentine form casually step out of a nearby teapot. “Hello Fluttershy! How’s the foal?”

Fluttershy smiled as she saw Discord recline on her sofa, his eyes seemingly disappeared. “Good to see you again, Discord. Miracle’s doing well, how are you?”

“Wonderfully,” Discord exclaimed. “That little section of the world Celestia gave me is giving me some time to be… myself, but it’s always fun to tease your ponies every once in awhile. But enough about me, where’s Twilight? I thought you two would be in the bedroom, playing all manner of explicit games while I spent time with my favorite niece.”

“Oh, Fleur asked to trade my day with her so Twilight spent the day with her,” Fluttershy answered, quivering when Miracle released her nipple.

Discord’s eyes popped out of the empty space on his face in confusion. “You traded your day away… again?”

“Yes, Fleur said that today was the most optimal day for her to have… I guess it would be rough love with Twilight with all those bite marks and scratches after they went to buy foal clothes,” Fluttershy answered, burping Miracle.

“Oh Fluttershy…” Discord groaned, slipping along side his hostess. “You are far too nice for your own good.”

“But it’s okay, isn’t it? They did need the days, just like how Rainbow Dash needed this Wednesday for the Wonderbolts show,” Fluttershy explained, she turned to see Discord’s head being pressed against his neck hole by his paw. “Discord?”

“Fluttershy, Fluttershy, Fluttershy… you must be assertive, otherwise… you may not get alone time with Twilight for a year, and the fact that Twilight would allow such a thing to happen,” Discord sneered, dropping his head to the floor and letting it roll over to Miracle. “Unless of course you’ve grown tired of Twilight or maybe... Twilight has grown tired of you...”

“Oh! Of course not, I could never be tired of Twilight, and you know she's visited me everyday,” Fluttershy tried to reason, taking Discord’s head between her hooves. Behind her, Miracle and Angel were riding around on the draconequus’ back. “It’s just… I’m usually busy and, sometimes they need it.”

“And what about you?” Discord asked.

“I’m fine, really… between Miracle, my animals, and spending time with you; I…” Fluttershy stopped to think of her next statement.

Unfortunately, Discord finished for her. “You are fumbling your words, my dear.” In an instant, Discord reappeared whole, standing next to her with a talon on her back. “Worry not, I’ll handle everything. But first we need to toughen you up so that your ‘herdmates’ don’t steal anymore days from you.”

Before Fluttershy could protest, Discord placed a finger on the caretaker’s head, causing her eyes to warp into multiple colours. “Please forgive me, but it’s for the best, you see. And who else is a better teacher than experience?” Discord said, removing his finger to see the yellow pegasus’ eyes return to normal, though her body colour went a shade darker. “Go take a nap and I’ll take care of little Gale and your animals while you deal with Twilight, understood?”

“And why should I listen to you?” Fluttershy snapped, turning to face the spirit of chaos.

“Because you want what Twilight is willing to give, she won’t be back from Manehatten until tomorrow afternoon, and it’s ten at night,” Discord replied with a smirk, hovering away from Fluttershy’s ire.

“Shut up!” I’ll do whatever I want to do… and I feel sleepy, go *yay* yourself,” Fluttershy growled, heading to her room.

Discord managed to censor the disharmonized pegasus’ language before Miracle could learn a new word. “The things I do for friends, right Miracle?” He asked the foal. His reply was a soft hoof to his nose and a goofy raspberry, making him chuckle.


~dood~[/hr]

Fluttershy was pissed. Her entire morning was filled with her mouth muttering ‘yay’ frequently and Discord being annoying. Her so-called ‘friend’ had ushered her out of her own home and told her that her pussy stuffer was heading back with the prissy bitch and the skinny cunt. She was about ready to kick some teeth out.

She needed her Alpha to do her damn job, her pussy had been dry since a few weeks after Miracle was born. She spotted her dick walking back to the library with her two cunts, greeting another cunt.

“Hey Fluttershy!” The yellow pegasus turned to see Berry Punch greeting her.

“Drink yourself dead, I’m busy,” Fluttershy muttered, leaving Berry’s company. She glanced behind her to see the stupefied look on the purple earth pony’s face, grinning at a job well done.

Twilight turned to see Fluttershy marching towards her. “Fluttershy? What are you doing here? Where’s Miracle Gale?”

Fluttershy took Twilight’s head and forced her into a deep kiss, pushing the unicorn into the tree home. All the while; Fleur, Rarity, and Applejack just stared, their jaws collectively dropping at the sight of Fluttershy being so uncharacteristically forward. The yellow mare broke the kiss, panting as she gathered air. “I need to be *yay*ed.”

Twilight was completely dumbfounded by Fluttershy’s new attitude, until she realized the problem. “Did Discord warp your harmony again?”

“I’m not looking for questions, Twilight! I’m looking for your *yay*! Or did you forget it in Manehatten or is it lost inside one of your *yay*s?” Fluttershy snarled, pinning her lover to the tree library.

“Girls, go get Discord,” Twilight ordered. “Fluttershy seems more… aggressive than last time.”

“Got it, Twilight,” Applejack said, running to the cottage.

“I’ll take Fleur home, while you… play host to Fluttershy, I’ll see you later,” Rarity added. Fleur giving Fluttershy a disapproving look before walking away with Rarity.

Twilight turned to Fluttershy, who hadn’t moved an inch since she asked Applejack to get Discord. “Now, let’s talk about this rationally.”

“Aren’t you supposed to be the smart one? This is completely straight forward, I want to be *yay*ed, for Celestia knows what reason… you possess my favorite*yay*. Now you gonna give it to me, or am I gonna have to take it?”

Twilight remained passive, looking almost bored. “Fluttershy, just because you yell and swear and get a little violent with rape threats, doesn’t mean I’ll go through with it. So, we are going to talk like adults, okay?”

Fluttershy let out an angry cry as she forced Twilight into the library, using her hooves to pin the unicorn down as she searched for the familiar cock.

Regrettably, Twilight had her magic and easily teleported, binding the enraged pegasus with some rope Gilda had left after their last bout of rough sex. “Wanna talk now?”

“Eat me,” Fluttershy shouted, glaring at her Alpha.

“Only when you’re the Fluttershy we all know and love,” Twilight answered, taking a seat in front of the flailing pegasus. “So, would Discord disharmonizing you have anything to do with the recent… rescheduling?”

“Oh gee, I wonder, Smart One. Maybe it does,” Fluttershy spat, struggling against the rope.

“You do know it’s okay to say ‘No’ when ponies ask you. I will admit that this is also my fault for not keeping a closer eye on schedule changes and changing things around for the girls that I don’t see very often. But, I could only do so much without actually picking favorites,” Twilight explained, hanging her head a little in shame.

Fluttershy rolled her eyes. “Oh boo hoo. We already know that the bird brain and the bug are your fav-”

“NO, it only looks like that because those two foalnap me the most, especially lately. At least Gilda feels bad about it for a bit,” Twilight raised her voice, surprising her yellow guest. “I refuse to have a favorite because that would STRONGLY imply that I love one of you more than the others and I don’t want that, I don’t want my friends or lovers to feel inferior to one of their friends because I like them more; it isn’t fair. Between my schedule and everyone’s personal schedules… Gilda and Chrysalis just have the most free time out of all of you. You are all very special to me, but I don’t want to pressure you into spending time with me over your careers and your lives. Which is why the schedule was built specifically to appease those of you that work, that have responsibilities to those you care about. But that clearly didn’t work if the recent schedules swaps and foalnappings are any indication. The only reason why the girls who don’t work have more time scheduled is because a lot of you girls work most days, which is why I’m still trying to perfect the schedule for all of you, because I love you all so very much.”

The moment Twilight finished, they heard clapping from the door. There, they saw a teary-eyed Applejack and Discord, who was applauding Twilight. “Well said, I hope you don’t mind that I made all your herd hear that, grand daughter.”

“Oh, thanks?” Twilight uttered, blushing hard.

“Do- Do you really mean all that?” Fluttershy asked curiously.

Twilight gave the caretaker a small smile. “Of course, you girls have made me the happiest mare in Equestria, I’d do anything to keep you all happy.”

Fluttershy smiled as she was slowly placed on the floor, walking over to roughly nuzzle the unicorn.

“Oops, forgot to fix Fluttershy!” Discord gasped, tapping his best friend’s head, her colours returning to normal. “Feel better?”

“A bit.. oh, I should really apologize to Berry when I get the chance. I really didn’t mean to tell her to kill herself by drinking,” Fluttershy confessed, embarrassed that she would do such a thing.

“We’ll take care of it together, Fluttershy. We’ll explain the situation and I’m sure Berry will forgive you,” Twilight reassured, hugging her yellow mate. She glanced to her schedule and saw that it was Gilda’s day. “I’m sure Gilda won’t mind.”

“I won’t mind what?” Gilda asked, walking into the library.

“I’m making today a Fluttershy day because we haven’t spent some time together in weeks,” Twilight explained sternly, knowing exactly how the griffon would react.

Gilda’s beak gaped open. “Seriously? But I- What about the favorites talk?”

“Again, I haven’t spent time with the only ‘current’ mother of the herd, and your last day with me was six days ago when you tricked Zecora into giving her day up, another mare I need to spend more time with!” Twilight berated.

“Grrr, *yay* it Discord!” Gilda growled, her eyes widening when she heard Fluttershy’s voice leave her mouth.

“Unlike Twilight, I pick favorites all the time,” Discord teased, floating out the door. “Don’t worry Fluttershy, I’ll watch over Miracle in your stead.”

Before he left, Fluttershy sped forward and hugged him. “Thank you so much, Discord.”

Discord was surprised but ultimately smiled, patting the animal lover’s head before vanishing completely. “Ta ta, enjoy your day.”

As Twilight and Fluttershy walked out of the library. Gilda scrambled to cut them off. “What about me? I had the whole day planned.”

“It all involved sex right? Why not just ask Dash?” Twilight asked curiously.

“She doesn’t have a dick,” Gilda groaned, crossing her arms.

Twilight gave her griffon lover a passive look. “Rainbow!” she shouted, and almost immediately, the prismatic flier appeared.

“What’s up, Twi?” Rainbow asked, floating next to Gilda.

Twilight’s horn shined as she focused her magic on a particular spell. Once charged, she shot it at Rainbow and Applejack, causing both mares to grow two healthy looking horse penises. “Problem solved Gilda. Fluttershy and I will be back in a few hours, don’t make too much of a mess.”

Gilda pouted, watching Twilight and Fluttershy leave before pulling Rainbow into the library with Applejack. The purple and yellow duo could only giggle as they went upon their day.


~dood~[/hr]

Two ponies watched as Twilight and Fluttershy took to their date from a large grey conference room decorated with Twilight’s cutie mark and a large screen that showed them what Twilight saw, one nearly vibrating in joy and the other was incredibly bored. Both ponies looked like Twilight, though one was a filly wearing a tiara with a starburst gem in it and the other wore a black suit with a purple tie. “Two down, Auntie Alpha! it’s really happening!”

“Oh boy, it’s happening… would be nice to be in the loop about what is happening," Juliet yawned, finding that every second that wasn’t spent fucking something to be boring and tiring.

“Sorry Auntie, it’s a surprise! Don’t you like surprises?” Magic asked, her eyes glowing bright pink.

“I like to surprise others, not being surprised,” Juliet responded, trying to busy herself with her own thoughts of Fluttershy’s orgasm face. “Care to call me when we’re making love to Fluttershy?”

“Okie dokie!” Magic said, saluting Alpha as she left. The filly turned to the screen and sighed. “Almost there, just three more until destiny beckons.”


Author's Note

Please refer to the Laughter chapter for my thoughts, dood.

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