Twilight's Misadventures, and Apologies to the Readers.

by Fusion Fool the 3rd

Chapter Twenty-Five point Three: Is this Loyalty?

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“Oh this is so awesome, it’s been forever since we’ve been to a Wonderbolt show!” Rainbow said excitedly, nearly vibrating with happiness.

Before her was the Wonderbolt Flying Stadium, a large cloud building made special for non-pegasus towns that weren’t large enough to have flashy places for Equestria’s Best Fliers like Canterlot and Manehatten. Rainbow and Twilight watched as the giant cloud structure was pulled into position by several pegasi.

“Wasn’t the last one where Spitfire and us had sex?” Twilight asked, sharing in Rainbow’s mirth.

“That was your last show, my last show was a few months ago with Gilda,” Rainbow stated with a smirk. “This time, we’re gonna watch awesome aerobatics! Then engage on a few of our own…” Rainbow cooed, pulling her Alpha closer to her body. “Minus the booze.”

“I figured that last part was a given,” Twilight added seductively, her tail brushing across Rainbow’s flank while the blue mare’s wing caressed her back. “I’m honestly surprised you didn’t invite Gilda to join us.”

“Gilda gets you enough as it is, and it’s her day tomorrow so whatever. Today is gonna be awesome,” Rainbow cheered. The stadium stopped, the pegasi in charge of the set up pulling out a large white wooden staircase for their non-airborne guests. Ponies of all races forming a line and walking up with their tickets in their mouths or magical grips.

Twilight gave the staircase a long look, impressed by it’s rather flashy yet simple look. “Amazing what a pony could do with Skylumber, but isn’t it brittle and weak?” she asked.

“There’s a reason why we make our homes out of clouds, Twilight. Skylumber is just… useless without any support. Which is they brought in some Oak to keep it from breaking under a pony’s hooves, or butt,” Rainbow replied, as the line moved them forward.

They presented their tickets and entered, finding their seat relatively close to the center of the stadium. “Wow, these are pretty good seats,” Twilight said excitedly.

“Of course, who could get any less?” Rainbow stated proudly, giggling when her unicorn friend poked her puffed up front.

“Goodness, I almost thought you were Trixie, despite the lack of desire to be controlled and punished,” Twilight joked, earning a pout form her blue friend.

“I wore a collar a few times, I’m too awesome to be controll- Eeep!” Rainbow choked on her words as something slippery slid across her pussy. She turned to Twilight to see her horn glowing.

Twilight merely grinned. “You were saying?”

“I’ll get you back for that,” Rainbow smirked, bumping the unicorn’s rump with her own as they got ready for the Wonderbolt show of their lives.


~dood~[/hr]

“That… was so indescribably AWESOME!” Rainbow shouted, nearly vibrating in excitement. “I- I gotta try some of those moves out, myself. They were too cool NOT to.”

“I’m not so sure, they looked pretty dangerous. Soarin looked like he hurt his wing stabilizing himself after that last free fall,” Twilight added. The two were leaving the stadium after two hours of the Wonderbolts showing Ponyville why they were among the top fliers of the world.

“Maybe he shouldn’t eat so many pies,” Rainbow chuckled, nudging the unicorn’s sides. “Get it?”

“No, I don’t,” Twilight said with a straight face, though not exactly caring regardless. “But it was definitely a good show.”

“Rainbow? Twilight?” The mares turned to see Spitfire walking up to them. “Nice seeing you two again.”

“S’up, Spitz. Awesome show,” Rainbow greeted, hovering in the air with her fore hooves crossed behind her head.

“We fuck once and now a nickname? You move quick, kid,” Spitfire joked. Twilight couldn’t help but laugh.

“She’s… started to pace herself a bit these days,” Twilight added, still giggling.

“Good, there are plenty of times where speed can be a bad thing,” Spitfire continued, watching Rainbow’s face burn red.

“Hey, take that back. I didn’t fire off immediately, I have some endurance,” the speedster pouted, crossing her hooves in irritation.

“I’m joking, it’s all cool,” Spitfire said, turning back to Twilight. “As as much as I want another turn on you. I wanna ask Rainbow something, and no… it’s not about sharing.”

Twilight’s eyes widened at the remark. “Wait, a proposal… that doesn’t involve me having sex with somepony? I- I need to mark my calendar. “

“I’m not a sex deviant, I just enjoy having a good time,” Spitfire said, turning back to the blue pegasus. “Speaking of which, I wanna know if you would wanna take to the skies with Fleetfoot, Soarin, and me on the weekend.”

Rainbow’s jaw dropped, she struggled to find words. “I- uh- Of co-YES!” She screamed, dancing happily in the air. Though Twilight wasn’t as jovial.

“Awesome, we’ll meet up on Saturday at that little cafe near town square, have lunch, then head out to the stadium to fly. That cool with you?” Spitfire asked, noticing that Rainbow was too busy cheering and dancing to hear her.

“I’ll let her know when she’s done,” Twilight answered the Wonderbolt.

“Sweet, if you want…. you can come by later tonight if you’re free,” the orange mare said, wiggling her eyebrows.

“I’ll have to pass. Herd you know?” Twilight chuckled nervously, Spitfire gave her a knowing nod and flew back to the stadium. The scholar glanced up to Rainbow, still dancing, and used her magic to bring her down to earth. “Rainbow; Saturday, the cafe, before noon for lunch then flying at the stadium.”

“Got it,” Rainbow giggled like a filly, still cheering her good luck.

“So… what about Scootaloo, whom you offered to help tutor her in flying… on Saturday, at noon to have lunch?” Twilight questioned, watching her marefriend’s face go from happiness to fear.

“Scootaloo! I completely forgot! Why didn’t you remind me?” Rainbow shouted, shaking Twilight.

“You blocked everything out and still began cheering because of your free time with the Wonderbolts. So I ask you again, what about Scootaloo?”

Rainbow twiddled her hooves nervously. “Maybe… I let her down gently, than we’ll do it on Sunday?”

“She has a date with Sweetie Belle that day,” Twilight stated blankly.

“How do you know so much about other ponies schedules?” Rainbow asked with a confused expression.

“Scootaloo asked me a few days ago where she could go for a date. I just told her that a Moving Picture and a meal would be fine for their age.”

“Next Weekend?”

Twilight gave Rainbow a stern glare. “Are you really going to do that to your ‘Number One Fan’?”

“Stop guilting me!” Rainbow growled, speeding off to clear her head. Twilight merely stood there for a moment, waiting for Rainbow to fly back to her. A blue blur approaching her quickly. “Can we move dinner and sex to ten-ish? I got things to think about.”

“Of course, take your time,” Twilight said, nodding her approval as Rainbow flew away again.


~dood~[/hr]

The next day, Rainbow resolved to break the bad news to Scootaloo. She really didn’t want to hurt the little filly but she could tutor her any day, she had very limited chances to fly with her heroes as they traveled all over Equestria.

She flew across Ponyville to find the orange filly, trying the school first. Groaning in annoyance when she didn’t see her, only Cheerilee writing up a lesson plan. Her next stop was the clubhouse, which proved to be better luck there.

Appelbloom saw her first and directed Scootaloo, the orange filly’s face beaming when she saw her idol land near the clubhouse. “Rainbow Dash! What’s up! You practicing any new moves?”

Rainbow grinned nervously, rubbing her fore leg. “Yeah… you could say that.”

“I’m so excited about this weekend! Not only do we get to fly but after that I get to go on my first date! It’ll be so awesome, like twenty percent awesome,” Scootaloo beamed.

“Why do ponies keep saying that around me?” Rainbow asked, annoyed by the multiple ponies saying ‘twenty percent’. “Anyways, I got some… news.”

“What is it? Is it about the Wonderbolts? Were they awesome? I had to do my homework so I couldn’t get to see them but I bet it was soo cool!” Scootaloo said excitedly, bouncing in front of Rainbow Dash.

“Sorta yeah, they’re pretty cool. But that’s not the-” Rainbow stopped, she made a fatal flaw in looking Scootaloo in the eyes, the bright purple eyes shining in awe of her hero. “I-I have to- I have to go, later Scootaloo!”

Applebloom and Scootaloo could only watch as Rainbow flew away, faster than they’ve ever seen before. “Wow, she’s so fast,” Scootaloo gushed, watching the rainbow trail fade away.

“But why’d she run?” Applebloom questioned, confused by the older mare’s actions.

“I dunno, but she was still awesome,” Scootaloo cheered.

With Rainbow Dash, she was pacing on a cloud, cursing herself for chickening out. “Stupid, stupid, stupid. Why the heck did I chicken out? It’s just the squirt. I’m sure she’d understand, right? Not like she was looking forward to the best weekend of her young life.”

“What’s eatin’ you?” Gilda asked, landing on the cloud, catching Rainbow by surprise.

“Don’t you have a unicorn to do stuff with?” Rainbow spat, wanting to be alone.

“Yeah, but I saw you being broody and decided to try and help,” Gilda explained. “You know, friendship lessons and all that?”

“I’m not broody, I just have a lot on my mind,” Rainbow pouted, facing away from her feathered friend.

“So… If I ask Twilight, do you think she’ll know? You two did hang out yesterday,” Gilda smirked, catching the sight of Rainbow snapping to attention, glaring at her. “Spill it and I’ll leave you alone.”

“You're just doing this to get on Twi’s good side,” Rainbow snorted, turning away from Gilda again.

“So… I need Twilight’s ‘okay’ to help my friend from Flight Camp, is that what you’re saying? Even from you that’s a load of crap,” Gilda growled, annoyed by her friend’s stubbornness. “Do I look like Chrysalis or Trixie to you?”

“Didn’t you call me a flip-flop before you left?”

“Didn’t I come back to let bygones be bygones without the knowledge of your purple friend having a purple dick?”

Rainbow groaned, unable to retort. “Okay, I… agreed to go flying with the Wonderbolts on the weekend.”

“Don’t you have flying lessons with Scootaloo?”

“How do you know that?” Rainbow asked.

“I was there with Twilight when Scootaloo asked her about places to take Sweetie Belle for their date,” Gilda replied. “And… Fleur and Pinkie were there so they know as well.”

“Joy…” Rainbow groaned, falling onto her back.

Gilda scratched her beak in thought. “Why not just take Scootaloo with you? Aren’t they heroes to your pegasi foals?”

“Because they’re awesome flyers and Scootaloo can barely hover, she has gliding down I guess but she’d be holding us all back,” Rainbow sighed, looking up at the sky. “I don’t want to disappoint my heroes but… I don’t want to hurt Scootaloo.”

Gilda slowly nodded her head, understanding Rainbow’s plight. “Yeah, it’d be hard to fly with the best if you can’t fly at all. Well, I’m gonna go get plowed by our Alpha, enjoy your… brooding.”

“It’s not brooding,” Rainbow pouted again.

Gilda let out a chuckle as she left Rainbow alone, only to see Twilight directly under their cloud, the unicorn slightly miffed. “How much did you hear?” Gilda asked, not wanting Rainbow to find out.

“Enough that we have something to do before you get ‘plowed’,” Twilight added, motioning Gilda to follow her as the pair made their way to the Wonderbolt Stadium.


~dood~[/hr]

Rainbow knew what she had to do, she made her way to the Wonderbolt Stadium to apologize to her heroes. It took a while of thinking about what to do and she had decided that Scootaloo was a bit more important to her than flying with Spitfire. She only hoped that her idols would accept her apology and they could still be friends.

As she glided over to the cafe, she spotted Twilight and Scootaloo walking in that direction. ‘What… are they doing?’ Rainbow asked herself before realization kicked in. ‘Oh NO, she’s too young and isn’t she dating Sweetie Belle? I heard of ‘like them young’ but that’s way way way too far.’

A new mission in mind, Rainbow darted forward, cutting the two mares off from the small restaurant. “Seriously, Twilight?”

Twilight and Scootaloo exchanged glances. “Rainbow? I was-”

“You got ten herdwives, TEN, and one of them can shapeshift! What are you doing with Scootaloo? This is- like I know about that thing when you turned yourself into a filly for a day but THIS...” She points an accusing hoof at Scootaloo. “This is way too much.”

Scootaloo was utterly confused, she looked up to Twilight to see the unicorn with a calm expression. “Rainbow… I was taking Scootaloo to the cafe to meet with the Wonderbolts.”

“That’s what they all- what?” Rainbow asked, beginning to feel bad for jumping to conclusions.

“I talked to Spitfire yesterday, told her about Scootaloo being a late bloomer and still said yes to allowing her to fly with them and you,” Twilight explained, smiling down at Scootaloo. But seeing as you’re here now, you can take her to introduce yourselves. After all, I got a herd to deal with and you did promise this day to Scootaloo, I’ll just get in the way.”

Rainbow’s jaw sagged in shock, watching Twilight turn to leave. “I- uh.” Unfortunately, she was pressed for time and Twilight had already left, leaving her with a wide eyed filly. “Come on Squirt, let’s go chill with Spitz.”

Scootaloo was in awe of Rainbow’s familiarity with the Wonderbolt Captain. “She lets you call her ‘Spitz’? That’s soo cool!”

Giggling to herself, Rainbow nodded and led Scootaloo to the cafe where they found three of the Wonderbolts. An arctic blue mare with a blown back light grey mane that almost appeared white named Fleetfoot, a large cornflower blue stallion with moderately short greyish blue mane know as Soarin, and the Captain herself, a yellow mare with a fiery mane, Spitfire. Scootaloo nearly fainted when she saw the Captain of the Wonderbolts waving to THEM.

Each step got heavier for Scootaloo. While Rainbow was still the best flier in all of Equestria, the Wonderbolts are national heroes that even her own hero aspired to become. To see them wanting to meet her was insane.

Rainbow noticed this and used her wing to usher her number one fan along, giving her a reassuring smirk as they approached the table. “Sup guys, what’s shakin’?”

“Nothing much, good to see you show up,” Spitfire added, looking down to see the orange filly. “This must be Scootaloo.”

Try as she might, Scootaloo couldn’t say the words ‘hello’ or ‘hi’. “She’s a little shy,” Rainbow said nervously, prodding her forward.

“Don’t worry, she isn’t the first filly to be on the verge of fainting and I doubt she’ll be the last,” Fleetfoot chuckled, sipping from her lemonade.

“It’s all good, we ordered an appetizer so it’ll be a while,” Soarin added, gesturing to one of the three vacant chairs with them.

As Rainbow helped the shocked filly to her chair, Spitfire gave a confused glance around. “Huh, I almost figured Twilight would be with us. Her loss.”

“Yeah, I met her walking with Scoots. She’s probably heading back to get ready for whoever’s day this is,” Rainbow explained, rubbing Scootaloo’s back. “Come on Squirt, time to get some energy.”

Scootaloo snapped back to reality and look to Rainbow with a happy sigh. “H-Hey Rainbow, I think I… had the best dream ever.”

“Does it involve meeting Soarin, Fleetfloot, and myself?” Spitfire asked playfully, trying hard not to laugh when the younger pegasus froze and slowly turned to see her.

“Oh gosh, it’s really happening! And We’re going flying later! But I-” Scootaloo was interrupted by Rainbow’s hoof, pausing her anxiety.

“We know all about you being a late bloomer, Scootaloo. Just because you can’t fly now doesn’t mean you’ll never fly,” Fleetfoot reassured with a sincere smile.

“Yeah… look at Rapidfire and Fleetfoot, they were both late bloomers,” Spitfire chuckled, dodging a lemon that her co-worker tossed at her. “And Misty is blind. We don’t discriminate in the Wonderbolts.”

Scootaloo’s eyes shined as she looked at Fleetfoot. “When did you learn how to fly?”

“I think I was eleven when my wings were strong enough to actually keep me in the air, after that… it was easy as breathing and I wanted to keep it exciting,” Fleetfoot chuckled, reclining back in a ‘cool’ manner.

“Awesome…” Scootaloo moaned, in complete awe of the light blue mare. Rainbow and the other Wonderbolts couldn’t help but laugh as the food arrived.

An hour later on the other side of town, Twilight set up a picnic blanket on Rainbow’s practice hill, placing a large woven basket down and turned to see Trixie begrudgingly walking up the hill. “I thought this was Trixie’s day to woo Twilight, not Trixie and Twilight watch Rainbow and the Wonderbolts fly around then rut like it’s mating season.”

“I know and I’m sorry I just wanna make sure this worked out,” Twilight added, pulling out a bottle of soda water and filling two glasses with it. “Besides, some fresh air could do us both good.”

“I suppose, so long as the rope stays in for tonight’s use,” Trixie grumbled, laying down next to Twilight as they looked up to the sky towards the stadium.

They saw four pegasi flying about, doing various tricks. Upon closer inspection, they could see Scootaloo riding on Soarin’s back as they all flew together, a bright smile on the filly’s face as she hopped off him and glided down softly onto Rainbow’s back. “You can thank me and Gilda later, Rainbow,” Twilight said, a serene expression on her face as she watched the five pegasi fly. “Thanks for letting me do this, Trixie. Now… what do you want to do tonight.”

Twilight instantly regretted it when a devious grin formed on the magician’s face.


~dood~[/hr]

As her best day came to a close, Rainbow soared to Twilight’s library and nudged the balcony door open. “Twilight? You still up?”

“Mmmyeah?” A sleepy Twilight replied, slowly rising from bed and turning to the late night intruder.

Rainbow swooped up and gave her Alpha a big hug. “Thanks for getting Spitfire to let Scootaloo do this, this day was…” Rainbow’s words slowly sputtered out when she saw Trixie sleeping peacefully next to Twilight, both forehooves bound to the bedpost, her horn bound with a thick lead ring around it, her body drenched with sweat, sex, and Twilight’s cum. The words ‘Twilight’s hole’ printed on her butt with an arrow pointing to her sperm-oozing pussy and ‘cum-dumpster’ with an arrow pointing to her anus. On the floor was a whip, a butt plug, and a partially eaten apple. “What happened to her?”

“It was just one of those nights,” Twilight uttered, wanting to go to sleep.

Disturbed by Trixie’s current state, Rainbow went to untie her. “Stop… don’t release Trixie… she’s been a bad filly,” the light blue mare muttered happily in her sleep.

“Anyways…” Rainbow uttered, stepping away from the magician. “Thanks for helping Scoots and me out today, it meant a lot to both of us.”

“Anything for you girls, and to be honest. It was Gilda’s idea,” Twilight chuckled. “I’m a little ashamed that I didn’t think of it first.”

“Still, I’ve never seen her so happy before and…” Rainbow wrapped Twilight in another tight embrace. “Thanks.”

Twilight smiled and returned the hug. “If you want, you can spend the night here. Trixie is completely bound and won’t try to kick you out.”

“I- I’d like that… thanks,” Rainbow cooed, cuddling into Twilight’s body as they collapsed on the bed.


~dood~[/hr]

As Rainbow and Twilight drifted to sleep, Magic vibrated excitedly, next to a large armored Twilight and a meekly happy Twilight wearing a flower-like gown cuddling with her. “Can you feel it? Just two more!” The filly squealed excitedly.

"Indeed, this seems rather promising, But what is the goal of all this?" Brave asked, holding her wife, Grace, closer to her metal body.

“I told you all a million times! Twilight’s destiny!” Magic pouted, huffing in fury.

Grace giggled as she pulled the pouting filly to her. "Don’t you fret, Brave just wants to know what exactly is this destiny you keep saying, you can’t get mad that we’re a bit curious."

“But I don’t want you guys to know just yet,” Magic grumbled, scrambling out of Grace’s embrace and running out of the conference room.

Weaving around the many Twilights in her path, Magic found her room, a simple purple door with five gems, while the pink and blue balloons and and three blue diamonds didn’t glow, the three apples, the rainbow-shaped lightning bolt, and pink butterflies shined brilliantly in the well-lit hallway.

“Don’t worry, we’ll be all together soon,” Magic exclaimed, opening the door. Not noticing a certain red-eyed Twilight watching her from afar.


Author's Note

Refer to Laughter chapter... also, this smells like one of the cheesy episode endings of Seaosn 4, doesn't it, dood?

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