The day a person walking down the street gets popped into Equestria is the day it's no longer the VIP section of a club. My name is... irrelevant, at current, my story however is hopefully entertaining to you lot. Don't ask me how this is getting through to you guys, the explanation almost made my head explode. Suffice to say magic, and let's leave it at that.

Alright, I know I already have a self insert HiE, but I wanted to do a more serious one, as in, one that ain't a wishfic. So, without further ado, let's begin my wonderful adventures into the magical land of Equestria. Oh, goody, goody, joy.