my ssp is a vampire

Im sorry to see two girl ponies kiss. It really puts me off my...Wine." the boy pony smirked, tall and sinister, horn glowing with vampire magic. He was white with red flecks in his coat, no, or is that blood?

" no, its not, if thats what your thinking. Its....juice." he smirked again.

You dont have to pretend.  she knows.

Really? A girl vampire... Kissing a girl? Ha. Ha.

Its true! We can love whoever we please!" overcome by this sudden outburst, fluttershy cowered in the air, not sure what to say next.

Rainbow dash grabbed her, enveloping her into another kiss, rainbow dash hooves stroking her hair lovingly. They twirled in the air, not wanting to let go, kissing again and again.

Udg. The strange vampire cowered discusted by this obvious show of affection. He turned to leave.

Wait!

He turned.

You know, you dont have to be this way. We can be civil and polite cant we?

Fluttershy squeaked out an addition,  "if you want to."

Aw, fine. Just no more kissin plz. Have respect.

RESPECT?

Fluttershy pulled rainbow dash aside.

Please? If there is any suspicious.....um....stuff, we can find out. And I know ill be safe with you.

But...you cant be safe around me. Any chance of me biting you is too great. And what about our relationship and future? You know that we could never have foals safely. I cant even sleep with you!

Hey. Well work it out. now can you please try to work with this pony?

Ok. But im not saying it will go well.

?

Hi! He he. Im rainbow dash. This is fluttershy and we are living together in ponyville.

Hi. Yourself. Im Cloudcroft, cheif of vampirism association.  nice to meet you. So your together? Together? I have a item thats great for you..... Here.

Cloudcroft handed them a pamphlet that said: " a great guide for different relationships with vampires 101.

This says cooking guide? Fluttershy wondered.

oh! Sorry. There is a magic spell that makes the cover look different. And if a pony doesnt know about vampires,

Then the magic makes the pony not interested.  the point is, fluttershy will have to say the title, and then she will be able to see vampire products.

Its very kind of you, but I really dont think this is nessesary. we have to be going anyway. Besides, I dont have any change.

Oh, thats fine, you can have it free.

Really? Well thanks. Now we really have to go. It was...um.... Nice... Meeting you Cloudcroft. Bye!

Goodbye. Now remember,  dont take it too far!" with this comment he burst out laughing.

Rude, arrogant, crude, inappropriate little......