my ssp is a vampire

Now, now. Rainbow.  im sure he has a good reason.  after all, he was very nice about the book.

The book? I dont need a guide to how to not scrape my fangs in your mouth! Retract em. Duh?! And it even has a chapter on, how to not crush your crush haha. This is so lame. Half of it isnt even true.

Now, now. I love you, but you really need to lighten up sweetie. I could plainly see that the poor pony was In hysterics trying not to bite me after our kiss.

Eh. All right, I get it. I just hate all the pressure.

Me too, dashie.

Fluttershy stroked her hoof across my cheek softly and kissed a scar on my neck.

Whats this from?

Oh, its a ember scar.

That scar was from ash?

Yeah, its the only way I can die.

The stake myth?

Nah.

Garlic?

Sortof.

Anything else?

Spiderwebs. If they get on my  mouth I blow up.

Ah. That explains the spider pets complaint.

Fluttershy smiled as she Slowly traced dashes wings.

I dont know fluttershy.  are you sure this is going to work?

They were at twilight sparkles house.

Yes. Just tell her about our relationship and how we feel.

Udg. And im the one who always told her it was sappy to be In love.

Aw, come on its not that bad.

Well, here goes.

Dashes hoof slowly reached for the doornob and opened the door.

Hello? Anypony home?

Rainbow dash! Thank goodness your here. Im going to need your help.

Um, twilight?

Yeah?

Do you....I mean...do yoooou.....

Know that you and fluttershy are dating and that your a dangerous vampire trying to stop your urges?

How did you....I mean, where did you get that?

Oh, those were just two random guesses. Though I do know that you and fluttershy have something up your sleeve, because you live together now,  and thats totally weird because you get annoyed by most animals, and I looked through your window and saw you sleeping together, and lots of other things.

Well, um.

What we ment to say is that dashie and I have been dating for quite some time now, and we really need your help because it will be all over the magazines and newspapers and we just might get quite a few haters. though I

hope not.....

Oh! My goodness thats wonderful! Why didnt you tell me?

Well, we wanted to, but we were afraid to. We thought ponies would hate us and draw attention to us. And we dont want that. Well, I could handle it, but im not sure if dear fluttershy could.

Now wait one little minute you filly....CRASH BOING.....heehee.

As fluttershy and dash played around, twilight thought for a solution.

Ive GOT IT!!!!

um, twilight?  what exactly do you have in mind?

We go to princess celestia!