This is a story about a young man named Matthew. Matthew is a slacker in school, barely helps out around his house, and just sits around watching his favorite show, My Little Pony. However, there is one thing that Matthew is good at, and that is playing detective. Of course, I use the word playing quite literally, as he is not, in fact, a detective. At least, not yet. As of now, he is your average 16 year old brony, just wanting to escape the world and go to Equestria, and that, is exactly what he is going to get. Hopefully.