
Perfect Me
After charging blindly at the Mexican border in the hopes of a new life, a man must find his place amid a world full of ponies. It won't be easy to change his entire life, but he'll try. He has to try.
When a charge at the Mexican border goes wrong, a man is suddenly sent to Equestria by means he didn't know even existed. And after standing face to face with the same ponies that sent him through, will he be able to find his place in this new land?
Remember, things aren't always what they seem to be.
Reviews
Jesus: I'd bang it.
Hitler: Better than being raped by the boogeyman.
An Apple: It's K.
This is my second fic, so be nice. I don't want to have to delete any haters.




1962 words: Estimated 10 minutes to read
1 Chapter:
- Border Patrol 2014-07-29 10:42:04 UTC1962