[CR DD&AH] 30Min Writing Challenge #1

Once upon a time in the land of Equestria, a young ogre was born in the depths of the everfree forest. His name was Shrek. When Shrek grew up, he spread his oniony love throught the land. Everypony loved Shrek so much, they worshipped him as a god. Once a year, the denizens of Ponyville, Canterlot, and the other cities, would sacrifice one colt to the Ogrelord, whom he would share his love woth. once the colt was finished with the furious loving, he would go spread the word of the almighty Ogrelord to other parts of the world.

AUTHORS NOTE: believe it or not ive run out of things, go figure, from heron into the fic ittll be bullshit, enjoy

Shrek loves all, his Ogre gaze gazes at everything, nothing escapes his Oniony view, he know everything, fuck i am lost, whats wrong with me, what have i dont with my life.

AND THATS HOW EQUESTRIA WAS MADE

THE END

SERIOUSLY WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

THE END,X2

E=MC2

i got bored so im still typing, everyone started with their text in purple/pink, im different with black with green highlighted, shrek is the odd one out, go figure.

If anyone is reading this still, why? the fic ended before it began.

I m going to try to find a conselor of some sort, i think i and(am) going insane, i need help.

somebody help me

CHAPTER 2

SHREK WENT OUT AND SPREAD PONIONY LOVE TO EVERYONE ADN THEN WEVERYTONEDIEDANDOHSHITI FORGOT TO ADD SPACES….fuck. ANYWAY, so yea Shrek pretty much goes around making ogrelove to everything that breathes,

(authors note) the only way for my mic to be hands free i have to wrap thecord around my neck, i could die from this i hope youre happy

BACK TO THE STORY! Shrek comes aroudn and meets a friendly bathsponge, they go to the land of aradel and sponge has a heart attack because it doesnt FUCKING EXIst im sorry its late im tired and i was always horribly bad at writing, seriously i am the one who gets 2’s on the writing stories shit thing. i am running out of things again, im poretty much just typing whatever i think of.AHVE FUN Divd i mentipn this fic(if you can call it that) includes some things that may not be approptiate for younger audiences? because you shouldve figured that out by now i mean come on this fic is about shrek. shrek is one of the worst kids mvoies ever, its a great movie, just not for children, so many innuendos and ass jokes , its funnier when your 13, or 17, or older than 12, fuck im rambling again, not a big surprise. so yea theres about 9 minutes left to type and im just bullshitting like i always do, im gonna tell them not to read this far, it just gets cancerous about 40 lines back, or it gets cancerous even a the very beginning!, im not winning the votes, enobody wants to read this, not even i want to read it! am d(ingore that) and im the one who fuckong WROTE THIS PIECE OF SHIT

THE END FOREVER