[CR DD&AH] 30Min Writing Challenge #1

by DerpTime

[cinnabar] fluttershy gets touched! (18+)

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Fluttershy peed in the ballpit. It was also the day a moth flew into fluttershy’s cootch. It was a very late night, fluttershed had been touching her self on the toilet and then had her hooves full of bugles. it was not very exciting, she would shit out a log of smelly horse apples and the stuff a ton of bugels into her horse face with bedroom eyes. Tonight, like most bugles induced nights she would spank her hot little shitting plot and shovel more and more. But she had a stupid gay ass nigga idea and that was to put a buch of then into her butt. it was so crunchy “It’s so crunchy” she said because it was crunchy, like stepping on a bunch of crunchy cocroaches. Thinking of cocroaches frightened the mare so mush she shit jetpacked into the celing above and snapped her neck. flutterthing was ded and animals started smelling and shitting all over the house and killing eachother. the bears ate fluttershy’s dead stoopid horse face off and so did the cats. it was the end of summer by the time flutterfaggot was founded by christapher cumbuogus. He touched her shaggy red horse body that was smelling of what dead rotten flutterstops smelled like and then attacked her boney face. She was a 2sp00ky4u skellington pony that scared the whoever found the horse ded woman. okay now the narrorator will try to help derptimes dyslexic-lock-ness-monster. Fluttershhy’s dead body was rotten into the ground floor and still nopony found her because nopony liked that woodland autistic faget who’s skellington had a 2spooky neck beard and fedora. l8er that summer day her horse house was demolished along with the dead animals and made into dirty sushi food that nopony ate because it was meat. Back to the most important planet of our solar system. Bugals are not to be consumed, they are fucking terable and arn’t as good as wheat thins which are k. Fuckershy woke up and she gasped. now she was a sushi and nopony liked sushi because it was a fish meat. now more ponies hated her. the sushi shy flew around with her flutter bat wings and started killing everypony that didn’t like her with lazer beams. which was everypony who was alive. bat-sushy-shy landed in somepony’s mane and ate their brain off. then nuzzled her way into the empty space which was where the brain landed “Hehhuha now im the brain unit!” flutterwhocares said and went trotting around as the ponies body. oh fuck...they have prizes for the winner?!

Fuck this story, this new story is about flutershy getting a quicky….on...skis.

Fluttershy had always been shy about her self and friends. Around all those ponies, this was the worst time of year for her making her extra shy. Now, cold tempiture has made a ponies special spot kida...small...Fluttershy’s VERY LARGE DICK had a very small dick at the ski lift. then she asked her freinds to go ski ing which was not very fun for her dick. It was ice and low tempitured outside but she wanted to go and not be left out in ...the cold! HAHA FUCk. so her little pp was very small at the top of the lift and then pinkie pie said “whats wrong?’\ fluttershy said “muh dick” then pinkie looked and saw how small her dick was and had the best idea. she procided to put glass in fluttersahys little girth. then jacked her off hard making a lot of shattered glass and warm blood pool out hard! it bleeds as she screamed and was pushed down the slope by pinkie. blood was everywhere down the slope. it waz used 4 taco sauce.

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