Author's Note

Sorry this took so damn long. I'll try to make it up to you guys.

Chapter 2: Don't Mess With Red, White, and Blue.

Soldier was laying on the ground, the fighting raged on on the other side of the US / Mexico border. Soldier was dead from the shotgun blast he brought upon himself. Next to him was a medal machine that lit up and began to show a holographic version of himself. He then felt his wound heal as a red beam of medic-gun was let loose into the holograph. He shot up and took a deep breath just as his wound was fully healed. "*Loud gasp* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" He had been revived.

"Soldier!" Yelled a familiar German accent behind him.

"Medic!?" Soldier yelled as he spun around.

"Where ya been, Solly?" Asked the well known Scout.

"HAHAHAHAHA!!! My team!" Soldier yelled as they all took a few steps closer. "Fall in, men!" Soldier then picked up his shotgun and cocked it.

Demo-man shot a grenade at the fence and blew a hole in it.

"LEEEEET'S DO IT!!!"

"FORWARD!!!"

"YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"HUDDAH HUDDAH HUH!!!!"

"Let's do dis!"

"Cowboy up!"

"Let's have a go at it!"

"After you!"

They all yelled a mighty battle cry as they ran through the opening in the fence. Soldier was about to have the time of his life when.

"GET UP, YOU IDIOT!!!!!!" Soldier shot up out of his cot. He began to swing his fists around at the air until he realize that who woke him up was a lot shorter that him.

Soldier looked down at the unicorn who seemed to be furious with him. "What do you want, Sally?"

"CAN YOU NOT HEAR!?!?!?!?!?" Shining Armor yelled. "WE'RE BEING ATTACKED!!!!!!!!!!! AND YOU'RE SLEEPING THROUGH IT!!!!!!!!!!"

Soldier listened and heard metal colliding, ponies screaming, and what sounded like two-voiced things screaming battle cries. Soldier looked down at Shining Armor. "I've slept through torture. So I can sleep through ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!"

Shining Armor face-hooved. "Just get out there and DO! YOUR! JOB!!!!!"

Soldier ran over to the his crates. He realized that he took off his helmet and RED jacket to sleep, all he had on was his pants, boots, and a white tank-top. So he could not carry as much ammo. He searched through the crates until he found his Market Gardener. Soldier turned around to face Shining.

"In war, sacrifices MUST be made!!!" Soldier screamed as he removed Shining Armor's purple helmet.

"What are yo-"

*CLANK!!!!!*

Shining started to say but was cutoff by the Market Gardener being brought down on his head. Shining Armor fell to the floor, unconscious. That was going to leave a nasty bruise, but luckily Soldier did not hit him hard enough to break the skin... or kill him for that matter.

"And that is why I am taking your place as commander, MAGGOT!!!" Soldier yelled as he turned around and reached into his crate to pull out his Team Captain hat. He placed it on his head, and a second later it slid down a little bit to cover his eyes. He then pulled out his Rocket Jumper and set it beside him. He knew he was going to have to blow some stuff up, so he then looked in a few different crates until he found his Liberty Launcher. He filled it with four rockets and put it on his back with his Reserve Shooter. Most of the old team slept with at least one weapon. Don't judge, Heavy sleeps with his freaking mini-gun!

He then took as much ammo as his pockets would carry. Four more rockets for the Liberty Launcher and four for the Rocket Jumper. He then filled his back pockets with a tone of shotgun shells. He had put two other rockets into his Rocket Jumper until he realized that the sound of fighting outside had stopped.

He then ran to the tent flap with the Rocket Jumper in his right hand and the Market Gardener in his left. He burst through the tent flap to see that tons of pony soldiers were either dead or injured. What Soldier saw was horrifying.

There was little pony females and males being tied up with there little pony children and thrown into cages which were in the back of carriages. Some of the young pony men tried to escape but it was no use. They were either killed or captured by the ugly enemy which I knew all to well of.

"MOON PEOPLE!!!!!!" I yelled. Everyone looked at me, the little ponies cheered while the Moon People sent four of their ugly soldiers that had even uglier spears to try and capture me, but I talked them down and ruined there ego! "You sick bastards are the cause of every single war!" They acted like they did not know that it was their fault. "You all invented roller skates!" They backed up a little, it was working! "You are the hippies of all hippies!!!!!!!"

"Why haven't you fools killed that thing already!?!?!?!?" Yelled a Moon Man. I was too fast though. I jumped up in the air and shot a rocket from my Rocket jumper down at the ground. I flew high up into the air like a SCREAMING EAGLE!!! I then began to fall like a nuke above a foreign country. I brought my shovel down upon a Moon Man's head.

*BONK!!!!!*

Green goo that I assumed was their blood went everywhere as my Market Gardener smashed into the Moon Man's head. "Bleep. Bloop. Maggot!" I yelled, showing off my superior brain.

"What in the name of Chrysalis!?" Yelled a Moon Man that was to my left. It was all alone. I lunged at it and slammed my Market Gardener down on its head.

*BINK!!!!!*

It fell to the ground as I put a large dent in his head. I spun around to see the other to Moon Men. "You are all WEAK! You are all BLEEDERS!!!" I yelled right in their ugly hippy faces! They looked at each other and then ran as fast as an enemy scout after my team won! But I was not letting any of these Moon Men get away! I aimed my Rocket Jumper behind me at the ground and shot a rocket, sending me flying straight at the fleeing enemy. As I was flying through the air I dropped my Rocket Jumper to make it easier to capture the weak Moon Men.

I landed ontop of one and grabbed the other ones hind leg with my left hand before it could escape. I pulled it closer and stabbed my Market Gardener into the back of the Moon Mans useless skull. I pulled out the Moon Man blood soaked shovel and then stabbed it into the back of the one I was pinning to the ground. I left my Market Gardener stuck inside the dead Moon Mans back and stood up. I looked at my surrounding enemies. They looked back in fear and shock. I made the first move. They did not react quick enough.

"THIS AMERICAN BOOT IS GOING TO KICK YOUR ASSES BACK TO THE MOON!!!!!" I screamed like the American Soldier I was! I reached to my back and pulled out my Liberty Launcher. I aimed it at a group of Moon People, about twelve who did not have little ponies near them. God, was that good for me! I shot three rockets at them causing a large explosion followed by a shower of green blood and guts. "THAT IS WHAT YOU DESERVE FOR ASSASSINATING JOHN F. KENNEDY!!!!!"

One of the Moon People, their evil communist general I presumed, shook their head and stared at the remains of its men. It then shouted. "Listen up! The changeling that kills that sick bastard gets one hundred bits!" The evil Moon Men then all turned their heads back to me. Their eyes all narrowed. Their sharp teeth all showed. But I was one step ahead of them.

I reached into my pocket and pulled out a large shot filled with electric red liquid. I had received it from Medic before we parted ways. Medic had given me three of them. He told me. 'Zese will activate an Uber-charge when injected into zou. But, beware! Zey'll also make zou stronger, faster, and very violent! So use them wisely!'

I smiled and dropped my Liberty Launcher. I then injected the shot into my now free-handed arm. I pulled the shot out and dropped it on the ground. I began to feel the effects of it change my way of thinking. I held my head as the Moon People began to charge at me. I fell to my knees and began to scream as I was buried by Moon People trying to tear me apart. But it was to late.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed as I threw the Moon People off of me all at once. I was now fully Uber-charged! But something was different. I looked at all the Moon People that were getting back to their ugly feet and began to do things I could not keep myself from doing, even speaking!

"... My name is Panis Cupcake! I will eat you!" I jumped toward the Moon People in front of me, and began to tear them up, and eat bits and parts of their bodies, with my bare hands and teeth. They were all screaming for mercy, but I did not give it to them! I just kept filling up my stomach which seemed to be endless. It was both amazing and terrifying, but I did not care. I was going to kill these bastards one way or another, even if I had to eat them all!!!

All the ponies and Changelings that did not engage in battle watched in horror as Changeling after Changeling was torn apart and slightly eaten by this... this... human! The Changeling general could not think of anything. He just took his helmet off, set in down on the ground, and began to back away. "Re-... retreat!" He yelled, his tone filled with fear.

The few Changelings that were left began to flee back into the Ever Free Forest that surrounded the camp, keeping it hidden. The Changeling general had turned and began to run. But, before he could get one yard away, his hind leg was grabbed by none other than Soldier, who was suffering a bad cause of the munchies. "MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Soldier laughed like a maniac.

"P-please!" Yelled the Changeling general, tears beginning to run down his face. "Don't hurt-"

*RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIP!!!!!*

The Changeling general screamed in pain as Soldier ripped his leg off. Soldier then bit a large chunk out of the leg and through the rest of it over his shoulder. Soldier swallowed the Changeling flesh in his mouth and then picked the Changeling general up. Soldier looked him in the eye and smiled. "I AM GOING TO EAT EVERY LAST BIT OF YOU!!!!!" Not a second later, Soldier began to chow down on the Changeling generals body.

After a lot of screaming and eating, all that was left was a pool of Changeling blood on the ground. Soldier had eaten all of him. Soldier then got to his feet and began to feel the Uber-charge wear off. He looked down at himself as he began to regain self-control. He looked around at everything he did, and said the one thing he could think of. "You kids these days don't know how to dominate!"

The ponies all cheered as the ones that had not been tied up began to untie the rest that were, the cages were torn apart to let the captured ponies out. Everypony was fine. Except for Soldier. He had a green look on his face, and the fact that there was a now awake and very pissed off Shining Armor yelling at him did not help.

"WHAT THE HOOF IS YOUR PROBLEM!?!?!?!?!?!?" Screamed Shining Armor as he stumbled out of Soldiers tent, holding his head which had a nasty bruise. "YOUR JOB IS TO HELP US!!!!! NOT HURT....... us?" Shining Armor looked at the horrific scene before him. He then looked back at Soldier. "Did... Did you do this?"

Soldier confirmed Shinings question by leaning over and throwing up a lot of Changeling blood, guts, and flesh.

"Dear Celestia... I... I can't even..." Shining said. "I knew you would kill them... but eat them? That's just disgusting!"

Soldier finished vomiting everything up and slowly wiped his mouth clean. He then stood up straight, while holding his stomach. "I will eat what ever I feel like eating!" Soldier yelled. He then groaned as his belly began to hurt. "Just not Moon People..."

"Moon what?" Shining asked. He then realized that Soldier does not even know what was going on. "They aren't Moon People, They're Changelings. They take the form of another-"

"*GASP!* THOSE MOON PEOPLE ARE SPIES!?!?!?!?!?!?" Soldier then ran over to his Liberty Launcher and began to reload it. "NO SPY WILL STAY AMONG US!!!!!!"

"SOLDIER!!!!!" Shouted Shining Armor. Soldier looked at the unicorn. "They are not spies! They are insect like creatures that feed off of love!" Shining looked at the ground. "I would know, because their queen fed off of my love for my wife... Cadence..."

Soldier cocked his head. "I did not realize that you liked the same sex as yourself, Sally."

Shining looked up at Soldier and glared. "I said wife! Cadence is a... Do you think that I'm a mare!?"

Soldier put his Liberty Launcher on his back and looked at Shining. "Are you not?"

"...I! AM! A! STALLION!!!"

"... Really?"

Shining Armor face-hooved and looked at Soldier. "Yes... I am. Now listen. Our country has been taken over by these things. We've hired you to help us take it back, free our captured friends, and save both of our princesses. I'll go into full detail tomorrow, now pick your things up and get back to your tent. I'll have my men clean this mess up."

"Like hell they will!" Soldier yelled, startling Shining. "Each and everyone of you are to get ready for battle! We attack while they're weak!" Soldier ran over and pulled his Market Gardener from the back of the dead Changeling he had killed. He then ran over and picked up his Rocket Jumper and ran into his tent. There was some sounds of Soldier digging through his crates and weapons being loaded.

Soldier came back out of the tent with his Armored Authority hat on his head, his RED jacket back on, his Liberty Launcher fully loaded on his back along with his Reserve Shooter, in his right pocket was Spys Ambassador that Soldier may or may not have stolen, and in his left pocket was Scouts Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol which he may or may-(yes he stole both of them.), and finally, in Soldiers hands was Heavys Family Business.

Soldier cocked the large shotgun in his hands and smiled.

"...What do you plan on doing, Soldier?" Shining Armor asked.

"I plan on FREEING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS COMMUNIST LAND!!!!!"