Tuesday 22:34 PM

Canterlot Castle

"So, we're all gonna play this here game, here in the castle?" Asked Applejack.
"Well, you all certainly can't play in the Crystal Empire, you've got Sombra with you. And you can't play in Ponyville, you've got Trixie with you. And the biggest place is Canterlot Castle, where no one knows any of you." Answers a disembodied, but familiar, voice.
"And you are who, exactly?" Loudly asks Rainbow Dash.
"How could you not recognise my voice? Well, you have three guesses!" The disembodied voice tells Rainbow Dash.
"Chrysalis? Wait, no... Princess Luna? Wait, no... ISTHEANSWERDISCORD!?" Pinkie Pie shouts quickly and loudly.
"Dingdingding! We have a winner!" Discord comes out of thin air.
"Ta-daaaaa!" Discord says, trying to make a dramatic entrance.
"That wasn't exactly, um, dramatic... If you're ok with my criticism..." Fluttershy, of course, QUIETLY criticises Discord.
"I'll try to make it better next time, Fluttershy dear. Thank you." Replies Discord and Fluttershy blushes a bit.
"And why are you here, Pisscord?" Asks Rainbow Dash, who starts sniggering until her mouth is zipped up by Discord's immense power of epic proportions.
"Well, let's start the game now." Twilight pushes the two away from each other, puts the book on a nearby table, opens the box and explains the instructions and gives a couple examples

Wednesday 00:55 AM

Canterlot Castle

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE LOST!? I. AM. GOD. AND YOU ARE A WEAK UNICORN!" Screams Celestia right in Trixie's face.
"You have lost to the Great and Powerful Trixie, simple as. Now leave the room! Trixie does not want to talk to a sore loser as yourself, princess." Trixie replies, surprisingly calmly due to just being shouted at in the face by the ruler or everything to exsist and has exsisted. Celestia storms outside to the balcony.
"My my, Tia. Why so mad?" Discord inquires, already knowing the question.
"I lost to Trixie. TRIXIE. I LOST TO ~~BEST PONY~~ TRIXIE. A CON ARTIST!" Celestia goes on and on about Equestrian Law but Discord gets bored and goes in his match against Trixie.

Wednesday 01:23 AM

Canterlot Castle

Discord is being careful with his moves, completely ~~cereal~~ serious, he and Trixie are sweating, it's a VERY serious match. Trixie can't figure it out, but somehow, somehow Discord is cheating. Aaaand Discord's won.
"WHAT!? THIS IS HORSESHIT! AAAAAH! " Trixie shouts at Discord.
"Now now, Beatrix. Calm down. It's just a game." Discord says sarcastically.
"GAME!? YOU THINK THIS IS JUST A GAME!? CELESTIA NEARLY EXPLODED THE SUN BECAUSE SHE LOST TO ME!
"Oh, yes... That wonderful situation. I'm gonna tell the readers here what happened. Basically..." Discord starts to tell the story.

Author's Note

So. Discord's gonna tell the big story about the sun exploding which happened only an hour before Discord started his match with Trixie. Prepare for shit to go down. Also, true anger is coming next chapter. There will be Discord temper tantrums. Things will happen. Prepare.